Comic Con - Ottawa 2014

[Naked Crook]

(YOU WILL DEFIANTLY NEED TO REFRESH THIS THREAD TO GET ALL THE PICS TO LOAD) I decided to hit up Comic Con again folks. As always, I take pictures of the fucking weirdos I see, and I upload the for your enjoyment. This year's Comic Con was...EPIC! And, to be honest...it wasn't the costumes that did it for me. What made it epic is how it played out for me and my party. This year I decided to go with my two brothers, my sister-in-law, and my two-year old Nephew and God-Son Joe. Believe it or not...it was my nephew that was the star of the day. Here's the story of how I actually got into Comic Con: It was about 9:15 when we arrived at Comic Con. The line-up was BIBLICAL in size. It mas massive. I knew that we were in for a wait time of EASILY two to three hours. We were pretty pissed off seeing as we arrived so early. However, we had out tickets, and we had gone through all the trouble of getting to Comic Con...so we were NOT going to let ourselves get slighted. We got in line, ad we waited. Half an hour into our wait, we had made close to no progress. The line had not even budged more than 5 feet. Some people had started to leave. By this time, my two year old nephew was starting to get PISSED OFF. He started to cry and get really antsy. My brother and my sister-in-law tried to calm him down, but my nephew was having none of that. However...this is when things changed. We were approached by one of the Comic Con staff people who were directing the line, and they said they are going to move us inside because they were worried about my nephew. We all just sorta looked at each other and grinned, as we all looked at the staff person and said "SURE"! The irony of it all is that my nephew IMMEDIATELY stopped crying, and he started to laugh and have a good time. The looks of jealousy and rage on peoples faces, as we walked by a lineup of hundreds of people, being escorted and getting preferential treatment, coupled with the knowledge that my 2 year old nephew had demonstrated exemplary Lyons family traits by manipulating people into getting his way...it filled me with such pride and joy. I was so proud of my nephew for learning how to manipulate people at such a young age...I wanted to cry. It was so powerful. Truly..and excellent addition to my family tree. So, it was 10:00 and we had finally got inside. We pretty much got inside with the VIPs (despite having not paid for VIP passes) and the world was our oyster. There were not many people inside, so we went to town, and we started to look around. So...I will start throwing up some pictures. You can click on the pictures to make them bigger. All of the outdoor pics were taken as we were being escorted past the line. We got a picture of Sir Ian Mckellen...or some nerd dressed up as Sir Ian Mckellen Slenderman and Anonymous going to the con Batman, Robin, and a fat Asian guy with a coffee What troubles me about this picture is that he is wearing a CSIS neck rope. Imagine a CIA agent going to ComicCon... Captain America and some snooty cunt Hookers The Black Shazam The Assassin Guy from Assassin's Creed and...Eric Cartman? Also...Nes in the background Erica Cartman again Lookit the guy in the kilt Kilt man again! It is Sir Ian Mckellen again Leela Lego Men That fat lady was complaining that we were cutting the line Lookit the Roman Boba Fett. Also...the guy on the right edge of the pic also complained that we were cutting the line. Not sure who that is supposed to be. There were lots of Daleks at this con. That one was Prince Charles. All these Daleks were talking. I wish I could have got video of it. These guys from Stargate Command posed for a shot. It could have turned out better! Here is something for you Kairu. Also...I would NEVER give my credit card to one of these guys. I should have purchased the Ed-209 Porn...I think. There was a green penis in there. Sonic Screwdrivers Portal Gun A hologram of The Doctor Ecto 1 One of those weird shots That's a dude Daleks again Fuck Exterminate A Super Dalek Master Splinter and April Oneill This man looks empty I think this is Jesus Christ. I can't be sure. A snow trooper The 501st legion...being nerds again Possibly a Morman That guy is wearing a Toronto Blue Jays jersey Wolverine Tuxedo mask from Sailor moon possibly. Is it bad that I know that? She wanted her picture taken for some reason. She actually approached me and asked me to take pictures. It felt right. Apples This pictures creeps me out. Possibly Jesus Christ We meet again Sir Ian Mckellen The following pictures is where things started to get Epic again. Long story short...I was "apparently" stealing art work by taking pictures. One of the artists even got angry, and he tried to take my camera. I told him..."if you touch me, your grandchildren will be paying your legal bills." That guy quickly fucked off and I continued on taking pictures. Anyway...here is all the shitty artwork I "stole". Crap Crap Ass (it felt right) You can see the guys hand reaching for me in the top corner of the pic. Also crap. Let's go back to the better part of the con Ghostbuster Proton Pack Toys I am above the law! A TV Zelda Automobile Aliens Starfleet Officer Captain China Possibly Hitler Possibly Communists Possibly The Hulk Notice how everything is blurry EXCEPT for that creepy looking samurai? Possibly Kim Jong Un Possibly sex offenders Psylock and Tony Stark It is very possible that was Pope Francis Possibly Jesus Christ Possibly Rick Berman Whatever These are not the droids you are looking for Possibly Joe Biden Sarah Palmer The thing I bought at ComicCon The thing I bought at ComicCon

[cubanpete24]

Sailor Moon guy was pretty funny. I like how in some of the pictures the people are just staring into the camera.