TNO Desktop Client Available NAOW!

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Our very own Desktop Client is available now! You can download it HERE The following is a list of features that make the Desktop Client a must have. Features like: Full access to all TNO services. Stand-alone Shoutbox. Ability to view most recent posts in the NHRPG. CSS, Java, Ajax, HTML5, and Flash support. Access to Halopedia (The Halo Wiki) for quick reference. Lightweight and easy to use. Credential memory so only one login is necessary. Snazzy banner game on the main client. Navigation protection. Users are unable to navigate away from TNO. Optimal compatibility with TNO serverside coding. WOW! AMAZING! Here are some totally legitimate testimonials from people who have used the TNO Desktop Client. "I was lost and confused before I started using the TNO Desktop Client. I started cheating on my wife, and killing hookers in my spare time. Now, thanks to the TNO Desktop Client, my marriage has been saved, and I will no longer have to throw out my expensive Persian rugs to dispose of hooker bodies. Thanks TNO Desktop Client" -George Washington. "I was a fucking idiot for most of my life. After using the TNO Desktop Client, I managed to get on the team of Astronauts that led the first maned mission to The Moon. I don't know where I would be without the TNO Desktop Client." -Neil Armstrong "Before the TNO Desktop Client, I was a boring old man, and I was dead too. Now, thanks to the TNO Desktop Client, I am alive and kicking, and conducting all of my masses the 21st Century Way. Christ be with you TNO Desktop Client." -Pope John Paul II "Without the TNO Desktop Client to help me, I would never of figured out what 'Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra' meant. It is the opinion of this Starfleet officer that EVERYONE set a course to download the TNO Desktop Client. Engage!" -Captain Jean-Luc Picard Look at all the amazing things the TNO Desktop Client has done for so many people. What the fuck are you waiting for...DOWNLOAD IT NOW!