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Default 10-26-2011
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This is the story of a girl named Jane.

When Jane was a newborn baby, she was found on the steps of an orphanage. It was a dark and stormy night when the nuns at the orphanarium found her.

Jane grew up in this orphanage until she turned 18. She got a job, a post-secondary education, and she matured into a wonderful young woman. However, she always wondered who her parents were, and wished she knew them.

When Jane turned 24, she met a man who was 5 years older than her. They decided to have sex. When Jane woke up the next morning, the man was gone. Jane decided to keep the baby to term. However, after 9 months, Jane began to have complications. When it came time to give birth, it was a disaster! Jane delivered a healthy baby girl, however, Jane's insides were desyroyed by the birth. The doctors told Jane her only 2 options were to die, or become a fully functional man with the help of a sex change. Jane decided to become James.

During the sex change operation, a mysterious man broke into the infant ward and kidnapped James' baby, and vanished into the night.

James was heart broken. His life spiraled downward, and for the next 10 years, he was a drunk who spent his life in a bar.

One day, the bartender took James aside and told James he was a time traveler pretending to be a bartender. The bartender offered to take James with him on great adventures through time. James accepted, and the two took off in a time machine.

One day, while going through time, james met a wonderful girl. They quickly fell in love and had sex that night. Before the morning came, James realized that he might of contaminated the time line, so he quickly got dressed and left before sunrise, while his sex partner was still asleep. James decided to remove the child from the timeline and use him time machine to move ahead 9 months to kidnap the baby, right out of the infant ward. James took the baby to a random point in history, and left it on the steps of an orphanarium. James watched as the nuns took the baby into their care.

As James grew older, and he had experienced every adventure known to man, he decided to retire...but he was going to have a bit of fun with it. James decided to go to a random point in time and live out his final days as a bartender. In his time as a bartender, James saw many drunks in his time, but on in paticular...caught his attention. James decided to take this drunk aside, and reveal his true identity to the drunk.

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Who is Jane?
Who is James?
Who was the baby who was kidnapped?
Who was the stranger that kidnapped the baby?
Who was the man Jane had sex with?
Who was the woman James had sex with?
Who was the bartender?
Who did the bartender help?

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holy shit, they're all the same person! well, minus the baby

Who is Jane?: James
Who is James?: Jane
Who was the baby who was kidnapped? Jane's kid with her/himself
Who was the stranger that kidnapped the baby?: James
Who was the man Jane had sex with? James
Who was the woman James had sex with? Jane
Who was the bartender?: James
Who did the bartender help? James

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this mind fucked me literally!! I can't understand shit anymore! This is a good one.

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Tyler...Jane was the baby who James kidnapped.

If you recall...Jane was at an orphanage...and James sent the kidnapped baby to the orphanage

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schectergitarrguyy is I don't know half of you half
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I like less than half of you
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oh shit, right

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Not possible. Traveling time requires a jump to a different line, not jumping backwards in this current one. Thus, traveling to the past and changing the future would not affect this current timeline, since they are completely separate from each other.

Therefore, fuck you.

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