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View Poll Results: Pirate or Ninja?
Pirate 3 21.43%
Ninja 11 78.57%
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Pirate...

Why?

Lets consider some things.

Ninjas are not psychic and their speed has been twisted by asian anime. These are normal people who cannot see the future.

Pirates use inaccurate guns. If a ninja could dodge a speeding musket bullet...they could very wll dodge themselves into the bullet.

Ninjas have swords...pirates use swords and guns. Any decent pirate wil use both in a fight...it takes 1 block and1 bullet to finish a ninja.

Also...Cannons on a ship vs a swimming ninja.

Pirate wins.

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Okay…I still say ninja, ninjas trained with a verity of weapons, yea like a flint lock postal that only works half the

time, if you don’t turn it on its side (that’s when the powder will run out the lock itself) is going to work all the time.

Pirates often wore little to no armor, ninjas trained to use mind over matter, while pirates often thought might over

mind. Yes most ninjas wore little to no armor also.

When a ninja was going to kill a target they would train for hours on end, plotting and trying to get the jump. Unlike

the pirate ninjas use small black eggs filled with glass or pepper oils to throw into their enemies eyes, that will greatly

hinder any pirate.

So many people think that a cannon vs. a ninja in the water will kill the ninja, yea sure, if its in a day fight, but whos

going to announce they are coming in mid day, no one that’s who, besides pirates often used anything they hand in

cannons sense cannon balls wasn’t often at hand. Sense pirates life is often a poor and diseased, and only got a some

gold bling if they went past the equator, good you sail for a long time at sea with men, lots of men, men with manly

urges

Breaking it down in weapons, ninja has ranged weapons also shrunken, bows,

Also so do pirate, a flint lock pistol and a blunder bust, even if you wear more then one flit lock, better hope you don’t

jam or miss fire, remember when shooting with a flint lock or blunder bust, you do not have accuracy with those

weapons, there is no boring in the weapons that allow the round pellet to spin, so you might as well be shooting at the

side of a barn to get any real shots. Those weapons defined the term shot and pray.

Only ninja vs pirate, one on one, on land, ninja, at sea, ninja, now maybe nine or ten pirate vs one ninja, then yea pirate

will win, out number, but that’s if it’s a day fight and they know, a ninja could easily slip aboard at night, slowly slit

each throat,

And on my final note, even if a pirate did fight with its sword he was very untrained, even if he was an ex soldier, he

would have to be very high rank in order to have any proficient with it

Ninjas used swords, any weapons that was at hand, ninjas are the reason why you cannot bring toenail clippers on a plane.

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