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Rouge Warrior Game Review
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Man, if there was ever a game that I wanted to rub my nuts on, it's Rogue Warrior, because it is honestly, the best game ever.

1. The graphics are so bad, they're amazing

People say this game's graphics are sub-par, and could be put on the PlayStation 2. That's the beauty of it! I mean, games these days look so good, it's scary! My little mind can not contain such pretty graphics, because look so darn real, but with Rogue warrior, they look horrible, So I can play, without being scared,

2. The story is so horrendous, but I don't care because it's so genius!


Rogue Warrior retells the exploits of Dick (Lol! Dick!) Marcinko in Russia, killing Russians It's story is so amazing, I cannot contain it. so it is so good. And unlike other games
  • Modern Warfare 2
  • Mass Effect 2
  • Fallout 3
The story is so well put together. Thanks!

3. Irresponsive controls? More like you suck at the game!

I love hard games, and this game is hard. I mean, the enemy is so dumb, yet it's hard to stealth kill them! I keep pressing the button, but it doesn't work! and that's difficulty, because it shows that I suck at this game. and I die so many times because it takes one bullet to kill me. Even though some enemies take infinity bullets, and the weapons are so inaccurate, that it adds even more challenge! Thanks!

Genius, Pure Genius

4. Noone plays the game, because it is so awesome

This game has multiplayer, Yeah! multiplayer, and when I played a round, it had one other person. That one other person is genius, because he can contain the awesome of this game. Move aside Modern Warfare 2, Rogue Warrior is the new king of online multiplayer!

5. The story is so short, it wants you to play it again!

I hate replaying long games, Like Mass Effect, Oblivion, Fallout 3, and so on, because they are so long! I mean, who wants to replay something they already played, It's so illogical, right? Luckily for Rogue warrior, this game is so short, that you can replay it over and over again without being bored, because it's so short!

6. In conclusion (awwwwww)

People say Rogue warrior sucks so much, but they're lying, Rogue warrior is perfect in every sense. This game get's π/10

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so it gets 3.14 out of 10? thats a bad score i thought you loved the game cuban!

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