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Jackson: Tyler..for all we know, we're the only ones left and if we couldkill every zombie from here to Beijing..we would never escape.

Jackson saw Grimm turn the corner and looked back at everyone.

Jackson: Wish I could've gotten a girl before all this shit.

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Tyler spoke in a mumble as he began dozing off:

Tyler: "I personally think it would have been hard having a 'girl' when all of this shit broke out. I mean, sure you'd protect her with your life, but to some extent, she is still susceptible to the strand and nothing you do would have changed that. Besides, if she did become infected, you probably couldn't bear to part with her."

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Jackson: My girl..would've been a military girl.

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Grimm dropped a 32 pack of water bottles into the shopping cart.

He pushed the cart forward, and then stopped

He gazed upon a box of Juice boxes

He looked at the packaging covered in palm Trees and pineapples

He reached for them, and stopped, once he heard someone was crying.....

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Jackson walked around the room.

Jackson: Dammit Grimm! Where are you!?

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Tyler began snoring. A faint mumble could be heard, underneath his breath

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Grimm turned off his flashlight, and slowly crept through the Aisles., it was Pitch Black.

Grimm them bumped into something that stopped his cart dead in it's tracks.

He pulled the cart, but it didn't move.

Civilian: Zombie.......or human.

Grimm: Excuse me?

The Civilian shined a flashlight in Grimm's face.

The civilian was wearing a Costco uniform, his nametag said

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Civilian: Say the alphabet backwards.

Now.


Grimm: z...y...x...w...v...u........

Look guy, I don't want your brains, if that's what your asking.


Steven: Good....Good....

So what brings you hear to my store, stranger?


Grimm: I'm getting water for me and my friendsssss....er.... fellow peers.

Steven: Well, where are they? Are they with you?

Grimm: They're held up in a motel.....look, can I just leave so I can give them the stupid water?

Steven: Of course!

But before you do.....I want to introduce you to my wife, She'll be so happy to see someone who's actually alive.


Grimm: Umm no thanks.

Grimm pulled the cart back, but Steven stopped him again

Steven: Look....She's sick, and everything, and I mean everything has just been so awful lately.....seeing a military type, like yourself, will maybe convince her that there's still hope for us to escape.

Grimm sighed

Grimm: Fine.

Steven smiled, and then led Grimm to the Butcher Kiosk.

He opened a waist high door, and walked though, Grimm following, leaving the cart behind.

They approached the freezer.

Grimm: You keep your sick wife in the freezer?

What a Dick move......


Grimm heard crying behind the freezer door.

Steven: Yes......

Grimm: She's crying......Doesn't surprise me.

Her Dick Husband has her LOCKED *Grimm wiggles the locked handle* in a fucking freezer!


Steven: Would you like to meet her?

Grimm raised his M4, and pointed it at Steven.

Grimm: Not a chance Fatman......

Steven: WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!!

Grimm: Your "wife" is a fucking bitch!

Steven: EXCUSE ME?!

Grimm: Sorry....I meant Witch....I compared one to my Ex-Wife once....and she was....--

nevermind

Point is, Whatever's in there, is not your wife.


Steven: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?

Grimm: She's been crying for a good 5 minutes straight.......


Steven: Because I locked her in the freezer.

Grimm: Because you knew.......

She was one of them.


Steven made a fist, He swat his M4 to the side, and then tackled Grimm to the ground.

He threw the M4 out of his hands, it skid across the ground.

Grimm tried desperately to throw Steven off, but couldn't.

Grimm: I HATE IT when Fat people use their weight against me!

How much do you weigh Augustus Gloop? 300 pounds?


Steven grabbed Grimm's pistol, and pulled it out of his holster.

He aimed it at Grimm's head, he slowly got up, and walked to his M4, while still aiming at Grimm.

Steven: In the freezer......now.

My wife's hungry.....

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(Oh damn...crazy person!)

Jackson looked at Tyler, but turned back towards the window.

Jackson: I think we should go look for Grimm...

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Hearing Jackson, Tyler spoke, eyes still closed, He's a military man, I'm sure he's just fine. Prolly just a couple zombies here and there, but fine.

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Grimm: You dick......

Steven: GET IN THE FREEZER!

Steven unlocked the freezer with his free hand, he was about to open it.

Grimm: Wait....

Steven: What is it!

Grimm: You want to feed me to your zombie wife......

..........why.........


Steven looked at the witch that was once her wife through the frost covered window

Steven: She's been crying so much.........I've tried everyhting to make her stop.....I've talked to her.......coaxed her......but she just won't stop crying........

tears rolled down his eyes

I just want her to be happy again.....

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