03-10-2010
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Well, there are a couple of points I missed in this review that I can make before actually watching the movie. Please know that this still isn't a complete review of the movie.
First off, Edward drinks animal blood. In order to live a comfortable life, vampires must consume human blood. Inaccuracy ftw Stephanie Meyer, you fucking idiot.
Next point, the other vampires who are trying to kill Bella (thank god for normal vampire... well kinda normal, they still sparkle in sunlight like gay faggots), lure Bella out of hiding by saying they kidnapped her mother. Bella, instead of going yourself, I've got a better idea. You know what it is? No? Well here you go: CALL THE FUCKING COPS YOU STUPID BITCH. Well, dispute the simplicity Bella could have done by pressing 3 buttons instead of running a couple hundreds of miles just to walk into a trap. Good job, you sure would have saved your mother. Anyways, Bella gets bit, yada yada yada yada happens. Then Edward sucks some venom out of Bella. Vampires don't kill people using venom, THEY JUST TAKE AWAY ALL THE BLOOD FROM YOUR VAINS, ITS THAT SIMPLE!!! Also, you want to know what else? You can't just suck a specific substance out of your vains, YOU JUST SUCK OUT EVERYTHING!!! The only way you could achieve such a feat, is with special medical equipment that can filter certain substances. I'm sure the teeth is not sophisticated medical equipment.
Well that's all I have right now. Be sure to check on Saturday for my full review of this movie.
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