11-09-2012
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***meanwhile***
***In Eugene's subconscious***
I know what's going to happen...
A man who appeared to be a police officer was handcuffing a man, in a bloody jumpsuit, wearing an odd mask.
The police officer opened the door to his cop cruiser, and shoved the slasher characature in.
Out of Breath Female: How long will he be in jail officer?
The cop is going to look away...
The officer turned to look at the Out of breath female.
Officer: Don't worry maam, where this freak is going...you won't have to worry about a thing.
He won't be harming anyone, anytime soon...
The cop is going to look back...and he's gone!
The cop looked back at his police cruiser, and saw that the man in the bloody jumpsuit, was gone.
Except...He's still there.
in an instant, the man wearing a bloody jumpsuit appeared back into the police cruiser.
And...the chick stabs the cop in the back!
The Out of Breath Female pulls out a knife and stabs the officer in the back repeatedly.
She was the killer the whole time!
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Grim was sitting in an almost deserted movie theater with Akiko next to him, her were eyes glued to the holoscreen, while Grim was passed out.
On the holoscreen, was the movie " Hockeyface 4: Return of Hockeyface"
On the screen, a cop was handcuffing a man in a bloody jumpsuit, while an out of breath female in a bloody tank top observed.
Akiko whispered.
Akiko: That's it! What can the guy do? His hands are cuffed!
Akiko waited for a response from Grim, but when she didn't here one, she turned to see Grim, out cold.
She elbowed him in the gut, and Grim jolted.
Grim: What? What is it?
Is this piece of crap over yet?
Akiko: Did you sleep through the whole thing?
Grim: We've been doing nothing but watch horror flicks for the past 8 hours...Of course I fell asleep.
Akiko: Well after this movie's over, we can go back to the police station, and get our visitors' passes.
Grim watched what was going on on screen, and he sighed.
Grim: Cop's a goner.
Akiko: What makes you say that?
Grim: All these movies end the same way...
Things look good for the protagonist...but then something happens.
Akiko: Well that's not going to happen! Hockeyface's hands are cuffed! What can he do, bite the cop?
Grim: That's because the killer in the car, isn't the actual killer.
Akiko sighed, as she turned to look back at the screen.
Officer: Don't worry maam, where this freak is going...you won't have to worry about a thing.
Because I'M THE FREAK...
The cop brandished his baton, and started violently beating the girl to death, as the title of the movie materialized in blood, more and more with each hit. and the credits started to roll.
Akiko: Ha, the girl wasn't the actual killer...it was the cop!
Grim: Same thing.
Akiko: Nope, you thought the girl was the actual killer, but it was actually the cop.
Grim: Like it matters. The movie was still predictable.
Akiko: You were asleep through most of it, so how can you make an opinion?
I thought it was awesome
The 2 stood up, and grabbed their respective duffel bags. They started making their way out of the movie theater.
Grim: To each their own I guess.
Akiko: First you thought "Puzzler: 4D" was garbage, then "Gradually Harmful", "Nightmare on Earth", AND "Genghis Khan: Galaxy Love Machine" ?!
Grim: I never said any of those other ones were garbage.
Genghis Khan was actually pretty solid.
Akiko: Good, so you're not a complete asshole.
Grim: Yep, now let's go check the situation on those visitor's passes.
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