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[lynksys]

Hartman: Those damn communist sons of bitches done sucked the golf ball through the zombie tube.

[schectergitarrguyy]

Chuck: what?

[Naked Crook]

Davinci: I demand to know! Who are you people!?

[schectergitarrguyy]

Chuck: im Chuck Norris Reagan: and im President Ronald Reagan. are you...... Da Vinci?

[Naked Crook]

Da Vinci: Yes! I am the THE renaissance man! Last thing I remember was painting the my masterpiece...La Gioconda or La Joconde...when I suddenly was swept away by the Portuguese...or they at least looked like the Portuguese.

[schectergitarrguyy]

Reagan: i was sitting in the Oval Office not really listening to someone trying to get me to pass a bill about something, then i was taken some...... things Chuck was staring out the window at the White House lawn, which was remarkably empty except for a few stumbling zombies Chuck: we cant stay here, not for long at least Reagan: why not? Chuck: because they will get in, and do to us what i saw them do to some half-black guy

[Naked Crook]

Da Vinci: If only I had my flying machine...I could fly us out of here! (Yes, Da Vinci had a flying machine. He called it the mechanical bird...and it didn't work!)

[schectergitarrguyy]

(i knw) Reagan: we have actual working flying machines now. they're called airplanes

[Naked Crook]

Da Vinci: Show me these airplanes! Perhaps I can improve upon them!

[schectergitarrguyy]

Reagan: ok, but we need to get out of here first. and i need a few things before we leave Chuck: does everyone here have a weapon of some sort?