01-06-2011
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Grimm turned off his flashlight, and slowly crept through the Aisles., it was Pitch Black.
Grimm them bumped into something that stopped his cart dead in it's tracks.
He pulled the cart, but it didn't move.
Civilian: Zombie.......or human.
Grimm: Excuse me?
The Civilian shined a flashlight in Grimm's face.
The civilian was wearing a Costco uniform, his nametag said
Steven Chappes
Manager
Civilian: Say the alphabet backwards.
Now.
Grimm: z...y...x...w...v...u........
Look guy, I don't want your brains, if that's what your asking.
Steven: Good....Good....
So what brings you hear to my store, stranger?
Grimm: I'm getting water for me and my friendsssss....er.... fellow peers.
Steven: Well, where are they? Are they with you?
Grimm: They're held up in a motel.....look, can I just leave so I can give them the stupid water?
Steven: Of course!
But before you do.....I want to introduce you to my wife, She'll be so happy to see someone who's actually alive.
Grimm: Umm no thanks.
Grimm pulled the cart back, but Steven stopped him again
Steven: Look....She's sick, and everything, and I mean everything has just been so awful lately.....seeing a military type, like yourself, will maybe convince her that there's still hope for us to escape.
Grimm sighed
Grimm: Fine.
Steven smiled, and then led Grimm to the Butcher Kiosk.
He opened a waist high door, and walked though, Grimm following, leaving the cart behind.
They approached the freezer.
Grimm: You keep your sick wife in the freezer?
What a Dick move......
Grimm heard crying behind the freezer door.
Steven: Yes......
Grimm: She's crying......Doesn't surprise me.
Her Dick Husband has her LOCKED *Grimm wiggles the locked handle* in a fucking freezer!
Steven: Would you like to meet her?
Grimm raised his M4, and pointed it at Steven.
Grimm: Not a chance Fatman......
Steven: WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!!
Grimm: Your "wife" is a fucking bitch!
Steven: EXCUSE ME?!
Grimm: Sorry....I meant Witch....I compared one to my Ex-Wife once....and she was....--
nevermind
Point is, Whatever's in there, is not your wife.
Steven: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?
Grimm: She's been crying for a good 5 minutes straight.......
Steven: Because I locked her in the freezer.
Grimm: Because you knew.......
She was one of them.
Steven made a fist, He swat his M4 to the side, and then tackled Grimm to the ground.
He threw the M4 out of his hands, it skid across the ground.
Grimm tried desperately to throw Steven off, but couldn't.
Grimm: I HATE IT when Fat people use their weight against me!
How much do you weigh Augustus Gloop? 300 pounds?
Steven grabbed Grimm's pistol, and pulled it out of his holster.
He aimed it at Grimm's head, he slowly got up, and walked to his M4, while still aiming at Grimm.
Steven: In the freezer......now.
My wife's hungry.....
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