The Marnix Protocols - The New Order

Naked Crook · **The Marnix Protocols** 08-27-2010

Alright...as everyone knows...Marnix is a Douche. So...in response to the rise in douchey behavior on his part, I have decided to implement The Marnix Protocols

The Marnix Protocols

This is a list of things Marnix cannot do. If he violates any item on this list, he will be punished accordingly.

1. He is not allowed to say anything that could annoy someone.

This is punishable by a 15 minute ban from the Shoutbox.

2. He is not allowed to insult anyone without provocation.

This is punishable by a 30 minute ban from the Shoutbox.

3. He is not allowed to play stupid mind games such as using double negatives or double meanings.

This is punishable by a 60 minute ban from the Shoutbox.

4. He is not allowed to copy people, their trademark quotes, or their favorite sayings.

This is punishable by a 2 hour ban from the Shoutbox.

5. He is not allowed to quote RvB.

This is punishable by a 24 hour ban from the Shoutbox.

6. He may not talk back to Staff members.

Any punishment will be doubled exponentially as many times as he talks back.
(example: 2, 4, 8, 16, 32...etc)

7. He may not comment negativly on this thread.

This is punishable by a 48 hour ban from the Shoutbox.

8. Hey may not attack people in threads while under ban.

This is punishable by resetting his current ban and banning 10 times longer then the original ban in terms of time.

If Marnix does any of this stuff, inform a staff member immediately.

To all Staff, if Marnix violates any of these rules, please ban him from the Shoutbox accordingly.