Super Mario RPG

[Grunt hive mind]

Mama luigi walks in the room and does the weegee stare.

[killer 2]

name:WEEGEE Race:WEEGEE weapon:stare of doom backstory:*stares*

[schectergitarrguyy]

Mario: who teh fuck iz dis guy?

[killer 2]

WEEGEE walks back to his home after his daily morning world annialation

[chickenmcnublets]

george backs mario up into a corner George: I think that does give me a reason. It being the fact that you, sir, are a show-off! george quickly thrusts his dagger into mario's chest (we're stuck in a corner, you can't dodge(

[chickenmcnublets]

(show-offs must be taken care of)

[schectergitarrguyy]

Mario: ah you fucker he cut off georges legs and ran to his desk

[chickenmcnublets]

George: Hmmm...ahh, I didn't really have legs in the first place. Just feet.

[chickenmcnublets]

george: listen, i would love to continue killing each other, but I have a dentist's appointment, do you think you could give a hand, and possibly some legs too? My ride's just waiting outside.

[schectergitarrguyy]

Mario pulled the dagger then took a coin out the drawer and absorbed it, healing himself (it happens in the games) Mario: ha now all you can do is roll