The Movie Splice and my Upcoming Counselling Sessions

[Naked Crook]

I just watched a movie Called Splice. Two scientists...Clive Nicoli (the dude) and Elsa Kast (the chick) are living together. They create some...monsters in test tubes...and then splice monster DNA wiuth human DNA and make a female human monster thing called Dren... Then Dren grows really fast... and it gets smart... but it cant talk... and it plays with a barbie... and it eats rabbits... and it has a tail... and spikes come from its tail... and it adopts a cat that looks like a cat that lives on my deck.. then it kills the cat with the tail spike and threatens to kill Elsa... Elsa cuts its tail spike off with invasive surgery... Then Clive has sex with it... Like...full on sex Vaginal penetration... And then a guy named William Barlow finds out about the monster... And William Barlow looks like Dr. McKay... In fact...it is Dr. McKay... then Dren kills Dr. McKay... and then Dren becomes a man... Then it goes on a killing rampage... Dren (Who is now a man) kills Clive and it rapes Elsa (the chick)... Then Elsa bashes its brains in... and in the next scene...a Russian bitch is talking... We find out Elsa is pregnant with another alien baby... The Russian bitch says "Get an abortion" and Elsa says "No..." WTF!? I need counseling now...