Mike's not so new anymore book! SAW:No way home

[MadMIkE]

Chapter 1-I want to play a game...(How original) I woke in a chair,strapped to it with a strange device on my head. I was frantic to get out but it was useless. The chair had me binded by both the feet and hands with a metal half circle-ish shape tightly closed around my arms and legs. I looked around and saw I was in some sort of bathroom with blood scribbles along the walls,shattered glass,and a dead body with half of the head torn completely off. Suddenly I looked forward to see a TV had turned on by its own. I stared at it for a brief moment and began to think this was some sick joke,but when I saw the face that appeared on the TV's screen,I knew this was no joke. The Jigsaw puzzler. He slowly turned his puppet head and began to speak.Simon Gross...you have been charged with first degree murder,and you suffer from a drug addiction that you yourself said you were in no rush to contain. Your life. Was a mistake. I began to more ruthelessly break free of my chair. But no effect. He let out a screechy laugh and started again. The device that is strapped to your head and neck will clamp down and consume your head in sharp nails. Only you can stop this from happening. Simon. I want to play a game. In a rage I spoke,using the adreneline of me trying to break free of my chair to speak. I've seen your sick game!You kill people for no reasons at all!Your just sick! If what I do is so sick,then what was the point of killing that innocent man?You killed him for your own amusement. You killed him out of the influence of the drugs. And only you can save yourself. You WILL play this game,or never live to see daylight again. When I find you...I swear to go- My boy,here,there is no god.Let the games begin. The metal bindings that held me fastly pulled in and I was free. The TV shut off with an arrow pointing toward the bathrooms. An X was stained in blood on one of the stall doors and I burst in. What was in the stall was a toilet stuffed with needles and other sharp objects. A key symbol was pointing at the toilet. I took a deep breath and slowly reached in the toilet. I yelped at the screeching pain,without thinking I franticly reached all around the toilet with the needles still poking into my arms. The ticker on the device ticked faster,I had moments left. I felt around faster and faster until I had found it at the bottom of the toilet. I pulled it up and used it on the locked bolts on both sides of the device and fell of just as the it clamped down. Ah...Ahhhh!You sick bastard!Aaaagh! I fell over leaning into a wall by my back. A tear began to drop from my eyes. I wanted to just end it with the needles. I thought "No!I will show him...but thats all he wants...but I will survive!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QUCKEST POSTED CHAPTER EVER!