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Naked Crook
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NakedCrook 12-17-2009 08:05 PM



Vernette: A Ghost? Am I to assume your employer is part of the Covenant?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-17-2009 08:06 PM



Natruly.Who else would want a human dead more than a walking sea-food plater.


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 08:08 PM



Vernette: Alright...you want a ghost? I can give you a ghost! In return...all I want is the name of the Elite who wants my brother dead!


















Killer 2 12-17-2009 08:08 PM



max didnt say anything


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-17-2009 08:09 PM



I need to be a little more buttered up to give that up.


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 08:12 PM



Vernette: Name your price!

Meanwhile:

Barrabus listened as Korman spoke to Admiral Beurscott. He continued to stare at Max.

Barrabus: You look oddly familiar...tell me...what is your name?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-17-2009 08:13 PM



I want a banshee.


















Killer 2 12-17-2009 08:14 PM



max re polerized her visor


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 08:15 PM



Vernette: A Banshee? Fine! That can be arranged! Now...who was your employer!

Meanwhile:

Barrabus groaned. He reached into the cage and pulled Max's Helmet off.

Barrabus: I asked you a question!


















Killer 2 12-17-2009 08:16 PM



max lookd away


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 08:19 PM



Barrabus snarled in anger. He drew his knife from his arm and held it in his hands.

Barrabus: I asked you a question! Answer me!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-17-2009 08:21 PM



My employer is Tolig,funny isnt it.An assassin hireing an assassin.


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 08:23 PM



Tyber: So...when do we get the gun out of my face?

Vernette: Why don't we lower our guns. Let's be civilized!


















Killer 2 12-17-2009 08:24 PM



max ignored him


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-17-2009 08:25 PM



Sure.But double cross me the squids will claim three more victims.
Scaramanga disasembles the gun and lights up a cigerette.


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 08:30 PM



Vernette: How ironic...you preach to me about double crossing people. You are working with the enemy. You should thank me, you were blind, now you see!

Vernette lowered his gun. Tyber sighed with relief.

Vernette: I will contact you when I find a Banshee.

Vernette turned away and left the base.

Tyber looked at Scaramanga.

Tyber: So...a custom handgun? Interesting! What do you think Tina?

Meanwhile:

Barrabus was going to slit Max's throat. He was stopped by the Brute minor in the room.

Minor: Chieftain...the human has agreed to help you!

Barrabus walked over to Korman's cage. He looked at him.

Barrabus: Smart move!


















KillerRabbit213 12-17-2009 08:32 PM



waste of money


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-17-2009 08:33 PM



Actully.Its as deadly as expensive.


















Killer 2 12-17-2009 08:33 PM



max looked around, for a vent or anything


















KillerRabbit213 12-17-2009 08:35 PM



cheaper guns are just as deadly


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-17-2009 08:37 PM



Not completly true, plus its easy to smuggle.


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 08:39 PM



(We are on the surface of Reach, in a small building with a bunch of Cages, in the middle of a Brute camp. Just to clarify Killer)

Tyber: It looks interesting...wait...where did Vernette go?

Tyber ran down the hallway Vernette went down but could not find him. He looked around but found nothing. Tyber walked back to Tina and Scaramanga.

Tyber: He just vanished...well...he should contact Mr. Golden Gun over here soon enough.

Meanwhile:

Barrabus looked at Korman.

Barrabus: Simple chore for you Human. I am going to hand you over to the Elites...and you will escape. You may chose one Human to accompany you!

Korman looked over at the Marine hanging from the meat hook.

Korman: Him. I want that guy, right there!

Barrabus: Fine!

(Cuban told me to RP as Korman as I needed.)


















KillerRabbit213 12-17-2009 08:41 PM



is your brother always so sneaky?


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 08:44 PM



Tyber: I have no clue what is up with him! He has been acting very weird...for the past...20...25 years...more-so then usual!


















KillerRabbit213 12-17-2009 08:46 PM



i think your both odd


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-17-2009 08:53 PM



Ive seen werider.


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 08:53 PM



Tyber: I am not odd! I am normal! Preston on the other hand...he creeps me out!

Meanwhile:

Vernette's Vulture flew through the skies. He contacted Barrabus on the encrypted comm line. There was no answer.

Vernette: Damn it! Common Barrabus!

Meanwhile:

Barrabus took the marine off the meat hook and set him down next to Korman. Barrabus then put a pair of handcuffs on Korman and on the Marine.

Barrabus: Alright, you must be wondering how you are going to escape. It is very easy.

Barrabus dropped a key into Korman's chest pocket.

Barrabus: Basically...once the Elites pick you up in the phantom. You will wait until you are airborne, you will use that key to unlock your cuff, and you will kill the two Elites on the phantom. You will then have the freedom to escape and go wherever you want! For now, I want you two to wait here...I have personal business to attend to! The Elites should be here in an hour or two.


















KillerRabbit213 12-17-2009 08:55 PM



sure you are


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-17-2009 08:55 PM



Its all the same in war-time.
He said as he lit anoter ciggerette.


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 08:57 PM



Tyber: Alright...in the mean time...we have a few options.

-We can continue looking for Max
-We can sit around and do nothing
-We can go and fight the Covenant

Tyber: I vote we continue searching for Max.


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-17-2009 08:57 PM



Not crazy about any of them.


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 08:58 PM



Tyber: What would you be crazy about then?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-17-2009 09:03 PM



Nothing really,I gues you guys can decide I will just tag along.


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 09:06 PM



Tyber: Then we go and look for Max.


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-17-2009 09:08 PM



So who is max.


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 09:10 PM



Tyber: Long story...in short...she is a girl that I took pity on. My brother ordered her to be executed. I kind of...hid her from my Brother by disguising her as an ODST under my command. Vernette was none the wiser! He thinks she is dead!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-17-2009 09:11 PM



Hm.


















NakedCrook 12-17-2009 11:04 PM



Barrabus walked out of the building where Korman was being held. He left the camp, putting some distance between him and the rest of the Brutes. He then contacted Vernette over the encrypted comm line.

Vernette: Barrabus? Its about time. Where were you?

Barrabus: You caught me in the middle of a rather delicate situation! I needed to get clear of our Base. What is the problem?

Vernette: I recently learned that an Elite named Tolig is out to kill my brother! Here is the tricky part...the Elite name Tolig...is working with a human...I know...I am perplexed by this as well!

Barrabus: Let me guess...you want me to find and...eliminate Tolig?

Vernette: You read my mind! However...there is a catch.

Barrabus: What would that be?

Vernette: Tolig was going to give this human he was working with a ghost as payment for eliminating my brother! I was in no position to save my brother, so I had to up-sell...I promised this human a banshee in exchange for calling off the hit on my brother!

Barrabus: I will not give out one of our banshees to accommodate some assassin!

Vernette: I know...I have no intention of honoring my agreement with him!

Barrabus: Good! I suggest you kill this human as soon as possible. I will find this Elite known as Tolig. I will hunt him down and eliminate him!

Vernette: Thanks Chieftain...

Barrabus: Remember the treacherous UNSC officer I told you about?

Vernette: You mean Admiral Beurscott?

Barrabus: Mmm-Hmm...I had a little chat with him. Don't worry, he does not know about our agreements. However, he wanted one of his "precious" marines back. he said something how this "precious" marine was important to some task...don't ask me...I did not get too many details. He was willing to give me anything in exchange for this marine.

Vernette: And?

Barrabus: Well...I got him to help me with a personal matter...nothing war-related. I just thought you should know!

Vernette: Barrabus...do me a favour. Find out how far Beurscott is willing to go with the information leaks. Also, I want the name of this "precious" marine he was refering to. I am going to keep a very close eye on this marine, see what is so special about him!

Barrabus: Ohhh...one more thing!

Vernette: What is it?

Barrabus: Remember harvest? Do you remember Max, the girl you had wild drunken sex with?

(FYI...Courtney from NHRPG went under the alias of Max during the Harvest campaign. The Max in this RPG and in NHRPG is Vernette's daughter. Let's just clear that up to avoid any confusion!)

Vernette: Yeah...what about her?

Barrabus: I saw a girl who looked almost exactly like her today! I swear...she was a doppelganger.

Vernette thought for a moment. He remembered the girl he interrogated on The King Raven.

Vernette: Barrabus...I want you to kill her! She is an assassin sent to kill me! Her name is Max! I have her connected to the insurrectionist, a group that is led by that Spartan II we could not kill at Harvest! What was his name again? Scott! yes, that's it!

Barrabus: That is very creepy Vernette...this girl looks exactly like Harvest Max, and this girls name is also Max! That is really messed up!

Vernette: She is an assassin and she is trying to kill me! Kill her!

Barrabus: Am I your only friend in this life? Everyone wants to kill you!

Vernette: Yes...I am not a very popular man. As for your first question...well...your the only one who has never knifed me in the back, that is for sure!

Barrabus: Alright...while I kill the
doppelganger and Tolig...

Vernette: I will kill the human assassin and keep tabs on Mr. precious marine!

Barrabus: Sounds right to me!

Vernette: Perfect. See you in a bit Chief B.

Vernette closed the comm line. Barrabus returned to the Brute camp. Barrabus began to think back to Harvest.

Barrabus: Oh shit! I don't think I should kill this girl! This could be...well...it is VERY unlikely...but it is possible! I need to get this girl to talk!


















Killer 2 12-18-2009 07:04 AM



max slowly climbed the rope up


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 07:10 AM



Barrabus walked back into the holding area. He walked to the cage Max was being held in. He glared at her.

Barrabus: Who are you?


















Killer 2 12-18-2009 07:20 AM



maax flipped him the bird


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 07:25 AM



Barrabus: Alright...no more games. You want to be a rude little bitch and insult my patience; you do it at your own peril! I am debating wether or not I should gut you and let you bleed out! Now, I am going to go on a limb here and GUESS that your name is...Max! Does that ring a bell?


















ninjashocker 12-18-2009 09:36 AM



(has voro been in the story)


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 09:49 AM



(Voro will be soon. I plan to have him as one of the Elites that picks up Korman when he escapes)


















ninjashocker 12-18-2009 09:49 AM



(but when is that?)


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 09:50 AM



(most likely later on today when Cuban posts. Untill then, he is free do do whatever he wants...Voro that is))


















ninjashocker 12-18-2009 09:53 AM



(lol cubans latino family whose visiting wont let him)


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 09:56 AM



(yeah...thank god I have 3 computers for my own personal use...my brother has two! We have more computers then people in the house!)


















ninjashocker 12-18-2009 09:56 AM



(hey u should kill achmed)


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 11:58 AM



Barrabus waited for a response from Max. Before he could continue to speak, he was interrupted by another Brute.

Brute Minor: Chieftain...those Elites are here to "transport" the prisoners.

Barrabus: Good...

Barrabus turned away from Max and grabbed Korman and the Marine. he carried them outside.

(I am betting this Marine might be Dwayne, I inferred as much from an earlier post of yours Cuban. However, I left it open-ended just in case.)

Barrabus looked at Korman as he carried him. Barrabus began to whisper.

Barrabus: Remember you two...only escape after you are airborne and are far away from this camp. I want the Elites to take the fall for this little "fuck-up!" Also, I gave you both a key to these ridiculous handcuffs you have on. It is in your pocket! I am sure you can put two and two together and formulate an effective escape plan...there are, after all, only two Elites on that Phantom. Don't mess this up. I plan to over exaggerate your importance. Good luck...

Barrabus threw Korman and the other Marine down infront of an Elite. Barrabus then looked at the Elite.

Barrabus: These two are very important! Ensure they get to Shipmaster Voro alive and well! The information they posses is invaluable!

Elite Major: Why don't you just tell us what they know? If you know they carry important information, then they must have told you something.

Barrabus: Well...they are high ranking. High ranking officers carry important tactical information. I have been told nothing! I am not even supposed to be involved in this skirmish! This is not my responsibility! I am here as an observer...nothing more! I will not fight your battles for you!

Elite Major: Watch your tongue filth! It may get cut out!

Barrabus: I dare you! Try me!

The Elite turned away, grabbing Korman and the Marine. The Elite threw them in the Phantom. He then entered the Phantom.

Elite Major: Vile Brutes...your kind makes me sick!

Barrabus: Good...

Barrbaus laughed as he walked away. he stopped after several feet. He turned back to the Elite.

Barrabus: Be well...and live long!

Barrabus walked off. The Elite shrugged. The Phantom sealed it doors and took to the skies. The Elite Major watched over Korman and the Marine, while an Elite Minor piloted Phantom itself.

Meanwhile:

A few Brutes stopped Barrabus.

Major 1: Chieftain...why are you letting the humans go? We do not understand.

Barrabus: Clearly not! If those humans escape, after I have placed massive importance on them, what do you think will happen to the Elites?

Major 2: They will be dishonored and shamed?

Barrabus: Yes...now...consider what will happen to us? Consider how we were able hold the humans, while the Elites screwed up. What do you think will happen to us?

Minor 1: We will gain prestige?

Barrabus: Exactly! This is a classic example of making the Elites take blame for colossal fuck ups, which in turn, makes us look better in the eyes of the rest of the Covenant. It is a status thing. I want the Elites at the bottom of the caste system, and I want the Brutes on top!

Minor 2: Wow...brilliant idea!

Barrabus nodded.

Barrabus: It is my legacy! It is why I am revered as a hero! It is why I have a 40 foot statue depicting my greatness in the capitol!


Barrabus walked back to the Golding cells where Max was. He glared at her again.

Barrabus: So..."Max"...where were we?

(I have an exam in 25 minutes. I won't be posting at least for another 2 hours after that. Just to let you guys know.)


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 02:54 PM



Korman gripped his wrists.

Korman: You owe me one Dwayne.

Dwayne: Me? You were the one who left me under a tarp in a sentry tower.

Korman: You were the one tripping balls.

Dwayne was silent.

Dwayne: Next round of drinks is on me.

Korman took a puff of his cigar. He poked the sigar into an elite minor's armor to dim it,

The elite's shields took the damage, but the elite still snarled at Korman.

he then put the cigar in a small tin, and put it in his backpack, he then put on his helmet.

Korman: So, Butterscotch came to an agreement, he wasn't so clear with it....but basically, who do you want me to kill

Dwayne's eyes widened.

Dwayne: Kill someone? a human? One of our own?!

Korman: Kill one, save a thousand. Not a bad transaction if you ask me.


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 03:36 PM



Vernette was flying over Reach, with no real destination in mind. He began to think.

Vernette: Admiral Beurscott...what to do with him. He has been established as a traitor...but is he any different then I? I work with a Brute to advance my Goals, he neogotiates with them. Hell...I am worse then he? However, I know not his goals or motives. I may go and Find Beurscott, evaluate his disposition for myself...


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 03:47 PM



Korman lied back on the wall.

Korman: So, you worship a bunch of worms who think some flying rings will give you salvation, a bit odd, don't you think?


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 03:50 PM



Elite Minor: What do you worship filth? A story? A fallacy? A person?

The Elite looked at Korman with disgust.


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 03:55 PM



Korman: I'm an athiest, When you die you rot in the ground. that's my philosphophy


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 03:58 PM



Elite Minor: If it was up to me...you would be rotting in the ground right now!


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 03:59 PM



Korman was silent.

Dwayne: I'm hungry.


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 04:03 PM



Elite Minor: Shut up before I feed you your own entrails!

(Kill these two elites at your own descression.)


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 04:05 PM



Korman: Golly! that energy sword of yours sure looks neato! My mom won't let me have one.

Korman turns slightly and looks down, his shoulders were in. He the nkicked the floor with his right foor while his arms were crossed behind his back.


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 04:09 PM



Elite Minor: Want to know why? Chances are the whore is dead! Rotting in the ground! I hope I was the one that ended her pathetic life.

The Phantom was met by a bit of turbulance. The phantom shook, Knocking the Elite of Balance momentarily.


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 04:11 PM



Korman: Say that again.....I didn't quite catch it.


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 04:15 PM



Elite Minor: Listen very carefully...YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE!


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 04:18 PM



Korman's left eye twitched

his fists tightened.

(It is k if I kill this elite right?)


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 04:21 PM



(yep. There is a second flying the ship FYI)

Elite Minor: I could go on all day! Whore, slut, skank! I bet she sold herself to anyone passing by today! I bet you don't even know who your own father is!


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 04:26 PM



Korman turned around. he put his hands on his hips and took a breath of air, he then immidiatly turned around and pounced on the elite, Dwayne followed, they soon brought the elite down with their combined weight, Korman grabbed the elite's energy sword from his thigh, he tried to turn it on but couldn't.

Korman: How the fuck do you turn this piece of shit on...


















KillerRabbit213 12-18-2009 04:29 PM



uhh sir i have woman things to take of


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 04:34 PM



The Elite pushed Dwayne off. He headbutted Korman, forcing him to drop the blade. The Elite picked it up and turned it on. He glared at Korman.

Elite Minor: Now...for your futile attempt at escape, I will gut you!

The Phantom shook again, the Elite lost his balance and dropped the sword.

Meanwhile:

Tyber: Really? A period is it?


















KillerRabbit213 12-18-2009 04:35 PM



im not telling you what i have to do


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 04:37 PM



Dwayne kicked the sword over to Korman, turing on the sword while it spun, Korman jumped out of the way of the sword, and picked it up by the handle he charged towards the elite.


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 04:41 PM



The Elite looked looked at the sword sticking out of his gut. He coughed up blood all over Korman.

Elite Minor: This isn't funny anymore...

The Elite fell over sideways. He was motionless.

Meanwhile:

Tyber: I bet its your period!


















KillerRabbit213 12-18-2009 04:43 PM



im not saying

Don't make me hit you


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 04:46 PM



Tyber: Damn mother nature and her her monthly gifts!


















KillerRabbit213 12-18-2009 04:50 PM



just give me some privacy while i resolve the problem

thats all you need to know


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-18-2009 04:52 PM



Well Tyber,you sure know how to talk to a lady.


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 04:52 PM



Tyber laughed.

Tyber: That I do! Women like to be bullied. It makes them feel needed.


















KillerRabbit213 12-18-2009 04:54 PM



i do have to hit you!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-18-2009 04:55 PM



Smoooth.


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 04:57 PM



Tyber: Bah...you people...you have such archaic views on society! Why don't you modernize a little?


















KillerRabbit213 12-18-2009 04:59 PM



so are you two gonna give me privacy or do i have to hurt somebody


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-18-2009 04:59 PM



Wouldnt we rather live in denail?


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 05:00 PM



Tyber: Fine...fine...I will leave. Come on Scaramange...Tina has to clean her blood....

Tyber left the armory.


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-18-2009 05:01 PM



Scaramanga shruged then follows Tyber.


















KillerRabbit213 12-18-2009 05:05 PM



(.)


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 05:05 PM



Tyber: So Scaramanga...why was I targeted for assassination in particular? I am just infantry...there are a ton of other people who are more important then I!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-18-2009 05:06 PM



No clue.My job is not asking questions.


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 05:07 PM



Tyber: Perhaps it should be! I want answers!


















KillerRabbit213 12-18-2009 05:11 PM



some time later things are taken care of

leaves armory

see its much easier not asking silly questions


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 05:20 PM



Tyber: Are you feeling fresh and clean?


















KillerRabbit213 12-18-2009 05:23 PM



face turns red

stop that


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 07:20 PM



Korman looked around.

Korman: Look for our old weapons. I don't think dropping an energy sword to activate it is the best alternative.


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 07:21 PM



The Elite in the cockpit called back to the Minor who was watching over Korman and Dwayne.

Elite Major: Is the filth under control? What's going on back there?


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 07:23 PM



Dwayne: I'll handle this Eugene,

HE took some steps back and charged at the cockpit yelling intimidatingly.

Korman looked left and found a small counter, it had human ordinance.

Korman smiled and walked over to it, laughing wwhile doing so.

Korman: What a fucking idiot.


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 07:26 PM



The major looked back and saw Dawyne. He put the auto pilot on and stood up. He kicked Dwayne out of the cockpit. Dwayne went flying backwards and landed at Korman's feet.


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 07:27 PM



Dwayne: *gasp for air* Why am I so stupid?

Korman ignored Dwayne and loaded a clip into the silenced smg.

Korman: EAT LEAD MEATBAG

Korman walked forward while spraying his smg at the elite.


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 07:29 PM



The Elites fell dead and slid down the wall of the phantom, leaving a streak of blood and he slid down. The Elite was motionless.


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 07:31 PM



Korma: Hey Dwayne.

Dwayne: What.

Korman: How in the holy mother of fuck are you a higher rank than I am? hmm?

Dwayne: fuck if I know.

(Dwayne and Korman are on a phantom right?)


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 07:33 PM



(Yeah)

Meanwhile:

Vernette was searching the UNSC Battlenet. He was looking for the current location of Admiral Beurscott.

Vernette: The battle net is fucking useless...it never tells me anything I actually need...

(Where is Beurscott at this point?)


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 07:37 PM



(on his ship, by the by, Beurscott's official first name is Ned)

(and most excellent)

Voice inside box: Hold on...I hear vocies and gunshots...is it a rescue team?

Korman and Dwayne looked at each other, they shrugged and walked over to the box, they pryed it open and an ODST jumped out, his arms stretched into the air.

ODST: Yes! finally, I'm ou of that hellhole

Dwayne: Name and rank soldier

ODST: Corporal Steven Giligan. Pilot extroirdinare!


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 07:40 PM



(What is his ship called again? Was it the Star Destroyer or the Reveant?)


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 07:41 PM



(the star Destroyer, haaaaaa the good old days, where I didn't mind breaking the 4th wall)


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 07:45 PM



Vernette grinned.

Vernette: There you are...aboard your ship...time to pay a visit.

(Also, you need to include leo! i don't think we have seen him yet!)

Vernette's Vulture began to ascend. Once he entered orbit, he made his way to Admiral Buerscott's ship. He opened a comm line.

Vernette: UNSC Ship Star Destroyer, this is Vice Admiral Vernette, requesting permission to land...


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 07:53 PM



Korman helped Steve up.

Korman: Well, Mr. Pilot Extrodainaire, can you fly this piece of shit to safety?

Steve cracked his knuckles and made his way towards the pilot seat.


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 07:57 PM



Vernette's Vulture landed inside The Star Destroyer. He stepped out and looked around. An Officer approached him but Vernette just walked right past him, intent on doing his own thing. He eventually made his way to the bridge.

Vernette: Admiral Beurscott? May I have a word with you alone?


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 07:58 PM



Beurscott stood up from his chair.

Beurscott: Yes, what is it Vernette?


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 08:03 PM



Vernette: Sir...I will be blunt. As it stands, most of the naval command at Reach here is dead. You hold top rank here right now, which means, for the most part, you are calling the shots. Naturally, it is your responsibility to ensure that something is done about the Covenant, both in the naval engagements, and in the ground skirmishes. To be honest, you have been doing a lot of nothing! the UNSC has been sitting idle while our last bases are being gutted, one by one. I would like to know why you are refusing to act!


















cubanpete24 12-18-2009 08:11 PM



Beurscott: Sometimes the best action, is nothing. Vernette, trust me, I know what I'm doing


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 08:15 PM



Vernette widened his eyes in disbelief.

Vernette: DO NOTHING?

Vernette: If you say so...although I disagree completely! How would doing nothing stop the Covenant? Do you think they will just...leave us alone? It does not work like that in the real world.

Meanwhile:

Tyber: I would stop making the jokes Tina if you were more honest with me!


















KillerRabbit213 12-18-2009 08:17 PM



its odd talking about this stuff with a male


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 08:20 PM



Tyber: Nonsense! Nothing is odd when I am involved!


















KillerRabbit213 12-18-2009 08:23 PM



how are you involved in woman monthly problems?


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 08:25 PM



Tyber: Hey...well...I...well...no, I am not involved in any way...but damn...good timing with the "monthly problems!"


















KillerRabbit213 12-18-2009 08:27 PM



well it was not my idea!


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 08:29 PM



Tyber: Well...we should continue looking for Max. Clearly she is not here. We could not find her, or her body for that matter.


















KillerRabbit213 12-18-2009 08:31 PM



outside or held by aliens which one?


















Killer 2 12-18-2009 11:03 PM



max survied the room, spoting a vent. she looked back a]barrabus, and stuck her tung out at him


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 11:05 PM



Barrabus, using his left hand grabbed Max by the throat. Using his right hand he grabbed Max's tongue with what appeared to be his thumb and index finger. He pulled on her tongue, preventing her from pulling it back into her mouth.

Barrabus: I will rip this out if you stick it out at me again! Do I make myself clear?


















Killer 2 12-18-2009 11:07 PM



max nodded, looking uninterested


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 11:09 PM



Barrabus: Now that I have established that you have a tongue and that you value it, why don't you consider using it to answer my questions? Stop insulting my intelligence, and just answer my damn questions!


















Killer 2 12-18-2009 11:16 PM



max:wfell fi fant refally falk wft yfu holdling my fougnue


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 11:18 PM



Barrabus released Max tongue. He released his grip on her neck.

Barrabus: I don't care about your military secrets, your battle plans or any of that other crap. I want to know about you! All I care about right now is you! Your name; is it or is it not Max?


















Killer 2 12-18-2009 11:19 PM



max:yes


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 11:20 PM



Barrabus: And what was your mothers name...so far as you know?


















Killer 2 12-18-2009 11:22 PM



max:why do you care?


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 11:23 PM



Barrabus: Because I...I am investigating something...and I need to know! What was your mothers name?


















Killer 2 12-18-2009 11:25 PM



max:max...


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 11:28 PM



Barrabus: Did she ever tell you about any of her...wartime experience?


















Killer 2 12-18-2009 11:30 PM



max:no


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 11:34 PM



Barrabus looked away. He cursed under his breath.

Barrabus: So she never told you about anything that ever transpired in her military career? Did she have a military career?


















Killer 2 12-18-2009 11:37 PM



max silently climbed with the rope and swung into the ents


















NakedCrook 12-18-2009 11:41 PM



Barrabus turned and saw Max climbing the rope. He saw he swing into the vents.

Barrabus: Trying to escape? You won't get far!


















ninjashocker 12-19-2009 02:59 AM



(yeah i went there)


















cubanpete24 12-19-2009 11:52 AM



Steve was in the pilot seat, frozen.

Dwayne: So can you pilot this piece of shit?

Steve: eh.......

Korman face palmed.

Steve: Well....maybe if I press this button.....here.

the phantom took a nose dive, but steve then pressed a random button, and it reenabled the auto-pilot.

Steve: Look, I'm a wicked pilot when it comes to driving a pelican, honest, vultures.....pfft. Fucking vultures.

Dwayne: What do you have against vultures? They're the fucking shit!

Steve: I just prefer speed over ordinance.


-A-74 Sylver Vertical Missile Launcher
-GUA-23/AW/Linkless Feed Autocannons
-Argent V Missiles

and you still prefer a pelican?


Steve: You know what? as soon as I land this piece of crap. you won't ever worry about me, I'll be dust in the wind.


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 11:54 AM



max slid with her momentum through the vents


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 12:11 PM



Barrabus rolled his eyes as Max went through the vents.

Barrabus: Stupid human...is going to get herself killed!

Barrabus followed the ventilation shaft with his eyes. he saw that it eventually led to the outside. He left the building and circled around the building.

Meanwhile:

Tyber: I suggest we leave this place, there is nothing left here.


















KillerRabbit213 12-19-2009 12:12 PM



then lets go


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 12:14 PM



max grabbed the top of the exit of the vent outside and used her momentem to flip herself onto the roof


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 12:18 PM



Tyber, Tina and Scaramanga hopped into the warthog outside the base. They drove off, with Tyber behind the wheel.

Tyber: Well...in any case Tina...I was only kidding back there, I was just teasing you!

Meanwhile:

Barrabus circled around the building. He was whistling a tune to himself, so as to make himself heard.


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 12:19 PM



max ran to the middle of the rof, so she couldnt be spotted from the ground easly


















KillerRabbit213 12-19-2009 12:20 PM



well i know you won't tease me at the moment now that i have the big gun


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 12:25 PM



Tyber: With or without the gun, I am just saying that was just teasing you, and not to take anything I said seriously!

Meanwhile:

Barrabus: Hmmm...

Barrabus saw the vent cover had been kicked off. He looked at the ground and there were no foot prints. He stuck his head inside the vent.

Barrabus *sniff* Your not in there, that's for sure...that leaves...one possible alternative...

Barrabus pulled his head out of the vent and looked up at the roof.

Barrabus: Stupid little girl...I was in a good mood. Now your starting to piss me off! I was just about to let you go too...but you had to spoil it and piss me off! I am not so sure I SHOULD let you go now!


















KillerRabbit213 12-19-2009 12:28 PM



i was teasing you all along


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 12:33 PM



Tyber: You were? How?


















KillerRabbit213 12-19-2009 12:34 PM



thats a woman secret


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 12:38 PM



max: gotta find a ship gotta find a ship gotta find a ship gotta find a ship gotta find a ship gotta find a ship gotta find a ship gotta find a ship gotta find a ship gotta find a ship gotta find a ship gotta find a ship gotta find a ship gotta find a ship
max hid behind a random object


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 12:55 PM



Barrabus reached up on the roof and pulled himself up, so as to check the roof of the building Max just escaped from. She was not up there. He dropped back down to the ground and continued to inspect the area.

Barrabus: When I find you, I am going to...do things to you!


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 01:03 PM



max saw a banshee with two jackals working on it
max ran over to them and pushe them off the roof and got in the banshee


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 01:21 PM



Barrabus saw Max get into the Banshee and take off. He snarled.

Brute Minor: Chieftain...one of the humans has escaped!

Barrabus: Make sure none of the others do! I will get that one back!

Barrabus ran over to the vehicle storage and grabbed a chopper. He then followed Max's banshee from the ground.

Barrabus: I am going to murder this whore when I get my hands on her!

Meanwhile:

Tyber: You damn women and your secrets!


















KillerRabbit213 12-19-2009 01:23 PM



(so we save max soon)

laughs and smiles


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 01:26 PM



(Yes)

Tyber stopped the warthog.

Tyber: In any case, I am starting to lose hope on finding Max. We need to focus on The Covenant. There is a UNSC Encampment roughly 20 miles north of here. We are going to go there and plan our next move.

(BTW This is one of those Chaingun warthogs. Tina, would naturally be on the chaingun.)


















KillerRabbit213 12-19-2009 01:30 PM



(i know)

well you make the plans


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 01:34 PM



Tyber: Well...we head north. We regroup with the UNSC up there and we hit the Covenant hard. We will make them wish they were back on whatever little rock they call home!


















KillerRabbit213 12-19-2009 01:36 PM



sounds good


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 01:45 PM



(We need killer to post now)

Meanwhile:

Barrabus kept his eyes on the stolen banshee, periodically looking forward to make sure he does not crash.

Barrabus: Where is this little bitch going?


















cubanpete24 12-19-2009 02:36 PM



Steve: You know what? Fuck it, I'll press this one button. and see what happens.

Steve pressed a button in the upholstry, and the phantom began to nose dive near a certain banshee.


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 02:37 PM



So who is with UNSC exactly.
Then Scaramanga begins to cough.
I smoke too much
despite that thought lights up another ciggerette.


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 02:44 PM



Tyber: Well...Tina and I are in the UNSC. Max is...a terrorist, by definition.

Tyber looked up and saw a banshee fly overhead. He then saw a Phantom taking a noes dive and clip the wing of the banshee, smashing it off in the process. The banshee headed towards the ground, quickly losing it's altitude.

Tyber: Wow...did you guys see that?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 02:46 PM



That is a example why not to drink and drive.


















KillerRabbit213 12-19-2009 02:46 PM



about as good as your driving


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 02:50 PM



Tyber: I may be wrong, but that Phantom looked like it was going down. Let's check it out!


















cubanpete24 12-19-2009 02:51 PM



The Phantom skidded towards the ground, running over trees and semi-large rocks. It then came to a stop on it's side.

the Phantom door popped open, as Korman lunged himself to the top of the opening, he then fell off with the help of Dwayne pushing upward, Steve then hopped over.

Korman stumbled from left to right, with his legs shaking.

Korman: Pilot? GO FUCK YOURSELF!


















KillerRabbit213 12-19-2009 02:53 PM



yes


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 02:56 PM



Scaramanga assembles his gun


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 02:57 PM



Tyber: Alright...keep your eyes open! That goes for you Mr. Chainsmkong Gold Gun guy!

The warthog drove for a few minutes. It eventually pulled up to an overturned Phantom. Everyone exited the vehicle and began to look around. The trio eventually spotted Korman.

Tyber: Whoa...humans in a phantom?


















KillerRabbit213 12-19-2009 02:58 PM



that explains why it crashed then


















cubanpete24 12-19-2009 02:58 PM



Korman puked behind a shrub.

Korman: doesn't mean we can fly one.


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 02:59 PM



maxes banshee spun around
max:oh crap....


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 03:02 PM



Tyber: How did you get one in the first place?

Meanwhile:

Barrabus grinned as the Pelican spun out.

Barrabus: Just crash already!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 03:02 PM



Say...what about the banshee.


















KillerRabbit213 12-19-2009 03:04 PM



we make it dead i think


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 03:04 PM



maxes banshee smashed into a cliffside, she jumped out and grabbed onto a ccrevace


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 03:07 PM



Barrabus saw the banshee crash. He sped up but found himself at the bottom of a large rockface. He looked up and saw Max dangling on the edge. He began to shout at the top of his voice.

Barrabus: See bitch! I told you escape was impossible!!!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 03:10 PM



I hear something over there.
Said Scaramanga as he pointed in the direction the banshee crashed.


















KillerRabbit213 12-19-2009 03:10 PM



sir is that a brute

points in the distance


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 03:15 PM



Tyber looks into the distance. He nodded.


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 03:17 PM



(max grabbed onto the cliff face, the banshee fell)


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 03:20 PM



(Chief B pulled her up and is now choking her)


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 03:23 PM



(i ment cliff as in up not down)


















KillerRabbit213 12-19-2009 03:24 PM



(He at top of cliff you on edge)


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 03:26 PM



(no that not how i ment it, i ment barrabus would be at the bottom and max would be halfway up)


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 03:31 PM



(I see. I'll edit.)


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 03:34 PM



max starts climbing


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 03:40 PM



Barrabus began to think. He looked around.

Barrabus: Im not the best climber...hmmmm...

He continued to look around but to no avail. He opened a comm to his Brutes.

Brute Major: We hear you Chieftain. What do you need?

Barrabus: Something that can fly!


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 03:48 PM



max made it to the top of the cliff and started running


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 03:54 PM



Barrabus waited for his phantom to arrive, very unconcerned about the fact that Max had scaled the cliff.

Barrabus: After I catch this whore, I am going to find this Tolig character!


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 03:59 PM



max ran into a cave, it had strange crystals in it, she ripped one of the more jagged ones out


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 04:06 PM



A Phantom hovered over Barrabus. He stepped into the Grav lift of the Phantom.

Barrabus: Lift me to the top of this cliff. Stay in the area just in case.

The phantom hovered upwards. Barrabus jumped out. He knelt down and inspected the dirt. He began to smell the air. He then bolted off at great speed, in pursuit of Max. He eventually found a cave.

Barrabus: She brings me to a private place to eat! I love the taste of human flesh.


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 04:09 PM



max hides behind a floor to ceiling stalagmite


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 04:14 PM



Barrabus walked around the Cave. He looked around.

Barrabus: Maaaaaaaaax...where are you? Don't keep a hungry man waiting!


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 04:15 PM



max leaped out behind barrabus jabbing at him with the fvery sharp and jagged crystal


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 04:25 PM



Barraus: Oww fuck!

Barrabus pushed Max to the ground. He pulled the shard out and tossed it aside. He jumped ontop of Max, using his right hand to pin her neck to the ground. He glared at Max.

Barrabus: I love it when my food fights back. It gets me so excited! I love it!

Barrabus sunk his teeth into Max's shouler. He pulled a hunk of flesh off, red blood ran down his face.


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 04:36 PM



max screamed, blood splattered on her face


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 04:38 PM



Barrabus laughed.

Barrabus: This is why I eat my food while it is still alive...your screaming is something to be savored! It is like a side dish, it just makes the experience all the better...


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 04:40 PM



max grab a crystal she threw it blindly at barrabus


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 04:41 PM



(How do you roll away when a massive Brute is pinning your neck to the ground?)


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 04:45 PM



(edited)


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 04:47 PM



Barrabus removed his hand from max's neck. He fell backwards.

Barrabus: Damn it...what the hell is this crap anyways?

Barrabus saw Max stumbling away.

Barrabus: Hey...dinner...get back here!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 04:49 PM



You know...I think ill go check where the banshee crashed.
Scaramanga heads off to the cliff and lights another cigerette.


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 04:51 PM



Tyber: Wait! Do not split up!

Scaramanga ignored Tyber.

Tyber: Bah...whatever...he ain't my concern.

Tyber whispered under his breath.

Tyber: It would do me a big favor is he got killed!


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 04:51 PM



max start doing an awkward run


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 04:56 PM



Barrabus chased after Max again, removing that crystal out of his body and tossing it aside. He began to run, leaving a trail of blood. He tackled her a second time. Max landed on her stomach. Barrabus sat ontop of her.

Barrabus: You should stop running! You are only making me madder.

Barrabus grabbed Max's right leg and sunk his teeth into her leg. He snarled as he ripped at her flesh again. Max screamed, forcing Barrabus only to smack her head in anger.

Barrabus: Shut up and die with dignity!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 04:57 PM



Scaramanga looks down the up.
Probably wouldnt be down there guess only way is up.
Then begins to climb.


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 05:04 PM



Barrabus' face was covered in red blood. He was snarling as he was breathing.

Barrabus: Alright you little bitch...I am going to make you wish you NEVER pissed me off.


Barrabus grabbed Max hand.

Barrabus: I know quite a bit about your kind. I also know that your kind uses this finger to express distaste and silent profanities!

Barrabus grabs Max's middle finger.

Barrabus: I am going to chew this finger off!


















Killer 2 12-19-2009 05:09 PM



the blow nocked max uncounsious


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 05:15 PM



After climbing the cliff Scaramanga wiped some sweat off his forehead the looked around and spotted the cave hearing Barrabus then entered with his gun ready to shoot anything that moved.


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 05:18 PM



Barrabus was about to begin chewing Max's fingers off, starting with the middle but he stopped. He looked at Max's motionless body. He stood up and looked at her.

Barrabus: Damn it! I prefer them to be alive...or at least making some sort of sound...

Barrabus kicked Max's bloodied and beaten body over. He saw she was still breathing.

Barrabus: I guess I over tenderized her! I should finish this bitch off...she tastes good!

Barrabus could still taste the blood in his mouth. He was going to sink his teeth into her throat but stopped. He decided not to kill her

Barrabus: If she lives, then she deserves to...but I do enjoy the taste of blood...

Barrabus looked at Max's left shoulder, the shoulder that was still intact. he sunk his teeth into that shoulder and he let the blood flow. He savored every drop of blood.After a moment he pulled away.

Barrabus: Good enough...I have nearly bled this whore dry anyways...


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 05:33 PM



Scaramanga wandered through the cave stareing at the cristals and grabbed a big one.
Maybe I can sell this or something.....
then heard Barrabus and silently crept in that direction.


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 05:36 PM



Barrabus was kicking Max's body.

Barrabus: Are you dead? ARE YOU DEAD?

Barrabus began to laugh.

Barrabus: You taste good little lady...I have the time...I could just gut you and indulge on your insides for a while longer...or I can just indulge in you in general...

Barrabus grinned and he started at Max with a rather twisted look.


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 05:46 PM



Scaramanga steps behind barrabus and puts his gun to barrabuses head.
Now brute lets just calm down.Make a move and you will have more wounds the her.


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 05:49 PM



Barrabus turned his head slightly, looking at Scaramanga out of the corner of his eye.

Barrabus: Excuse me...do you have no manners? I am trying to eat here, and perhaps have a little alone time. Why don't you give me some privacy?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 05:51 PM



HehmA brute with a sense of humor,never thought I would see that.
But Scaramanga did not lower his gaurd.


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 05:54 PM



Barrabus: I am not joking...I was really eating her and I was about to do something else with her!

Barrabus snarled.

Barrabus: What will it take to make you go away!? I am getting impatient!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 05:57 PM



Your not in a position to give me orders.So let me make you a deal you leave and never come back and I wont kill you.
He said with a grin.


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 05:58 PM



Barrabus: I want the girl! If you let me keep the girl, I will walk away.


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 05:59 PM



I dont think you get it.You have no bargining power right now.Leave.


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 06:02 PM



Barrabus stood up. He straightened his back. He stood straight up.

Barrabus: I am twice as big as you. That is my bargaining chip! Sure, you might have killed me with a head shot while I was kneeling down, but now your vantage point is not so great. I will let YOU live if I can keep the girl.


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 06:09 PM



Scaramanga agusted the gun so it was still aimed at his head.
I will give you five seconds to leave.Try anything and you will become a sac of deadweight.
Then Scaramanga tried a bluff.
Look I have an army 13,000 strong waiting a half a mile away.If you dont leave peacefully you will leave in peices.


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 06:19 PM



Barrabus grinned.

Barrabus: an army of 13,000 soldiers? We have not even encountered 100 at any given time. You have some cahagnes trying to bluff me. Not a bad attempt at a bluff...but I respect your effort.

Barrabus turned and faced Scaramanga. Max's blood was still running down his face.

Barrabus: Well...I usually don't share my trophies with anyone else, but you can have her! At least I had first dibs on her.

Barrabus backed up towards the exit of the cave.

Barrabus: You are lucky you caught me when you did. I am in a pretty rotten mood, but not rotten enough to kill you.


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 06:24 PM



With a satisfied smile scaramanga said
Well see you around Brute.


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 06:26 PM



Barrabus stopped before he exited the cave. He looked back at Scaramanga.

Barrabus: Your not with the UNSC, are you?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 06:29 PM



Now what would make you think that.
He said in mock confusement.


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 06:31 PM



Barrabus: Your style of dress for one. That is neither Naval or Marine dress. The gun as a matter of point. That is not standard equipment. Your demeanor. A UNSC Marine or officer would have shot me by now, would have left no room for negotiation.


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-19-2009 06:35 PM



Now aint you the sherlock holmes of brutes.
(Sorry but I cant post until tommorow.Have to go to a freinds house.)


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 06:37 PM



(Alright, cya round)

Barrabus: Who?

Barrabus stared blankly at Scaramanga. He shrugged and exited the cave.


















cubanpete24 12-19-2009 06:38 PM



Korman: Well, I was a prisoner, along with Dwayne, hen I found this unlucky fella.

Steve waved.

Dwayne: So, that warthog have room for us? And maybe if it does....could you take us to....

He looked back at Korman

Dwayne: Washabi Peli-pads


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 06:44 PM



Tyber thought for a moment.

Tyber: Well I guess we could fir you three in...it is not recommended that anymore then three people enter a LAAV class Warthog at any given time...but I think we can make an exception.

Tyber held his hand out to Korman.

Tyber: By the way, I am Colonel Vernette. Call me Tye. We should get moving before this wreckage attracts any Covenant forces...

Tyber looked around.

Tyber: Oh shit...


















cubanpete24 12-19-2009 06:46 PM



Korman: Oh shit indeed......


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 06:48 PM



Tyber: No, no, no...you don't understand. There was a guy with me and the Sergeant. he was wearing a funny suit and he had a custom gun. I think he was a civilian and he just wandered off!

Tyber shrugged.

Tyber: Oh well...

Tyber jumped into the driver's seat of the Warthog.

Tyber: So you said you were on your way to
Washabi Peli-pads? I guess I can take you there. Alright, hop on...


















cubanpete24 12-19-2009 06:50 PM



Korman hopped onto the passenger seat, Dwayne climbed onto the back of it, and Steve followed.

Dwayne: So, Colonel, tell me, Pelicans or vultures.


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 06:53 PM



Tyber: Pelicans. I have learned that speed usually helped me during an emergency evac more-so then bigger guns. My brother on the other hand...well...he loves those Vultures so much he has his own private one. It is a military grade version, but it is for his own private use. He let's nobody touch it!


















cubanpete24 12-19-2009 06:58 PM



Steve: Thank you!

Dwayne: BULLSHIT!

Korman: mhmm


















NakedCrook 12-19-2009 07:04 PM



Tyber: If my brother was here, he would say I am wrong and he is right. Why? Because he outranks me, and he knows better. So...take that as you will. Join the Navy, become an arrogant asshole!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-20-2009 11:46 AM



Scaramanga starts to poke maxes face.
Hey.you dead or alive.


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 11:51 AM



Barrabus walks for a little bit, feeling a bit sick.

Barrabus: I think that human was rotten...I don't feel so good...

Barrabus continues to walk, he eventually finds himself near a large chasm. He starts losing his balance. He falls to the ground, less then a meter near the edge.

Barrabus: Damn it...I feel like shit...


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 11:52 AM



great more destructive males


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 11:58 AM



Tyber: Better get used to it Tina...no sense in complaining about it!


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 12:01 PM



well someone has to keep you guys from killing yourselves


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-20-2009 12:02 PM



Well she is breathing.guess Ill bring her to Tyber.Maybe Ill get a reward.yeah.my own scorpian.
Scaramanga drags max out of the cave the he looks down the cliff.
Now how is this going to work....


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 12:09 PM



Barrabus: I don't feel so good...

Barrabus rolled on his back. He opened an encrypted comm line to Vernette. There was no response.

Barrabus: Awww...damn it! Answer your fucking comm you stupid human!

Meanwhile:

Tyber: Yeah...right, right.

Tyber stopped the warthog. He looked back.

Tyber: Before I take you three anywhere (Referring to Korman, Dwayne and Steve, aka Cubans Characters) there is some business I have to attend to. I am looking for someone, and you three are going to be dragged along, for however long it takes me to find this said someone.

Tyber looks forward again and notices the pieces of a wrecked banshee at the bottom of a large cliff. A few feet from the wreckage was an abandoned Chopper.

Tyber: hey Tina...isn't that where you spotted that Brute earlier?


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 12:11 PM



yes


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 12:14 PM



Tyber: Stay sharp.

Tyber got out of the car and investigated the remains.


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 12:17 PM



arnt i always


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-20-2009 12:21 PM



Scaramanga spots Tyber.
HEY! Tyber up here!


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 12:22 PM



Vernette walked off the bridge of The Star Destroyer, totally uninterested in Admiral Beurscotts reasoning for his inaction. Vernette's private comm kept going off.

Vernette: Yeah, yeah...hold on...

Vernette entered his Vulture and left the Star Destroyer. He made his way back down to Reach. He finally answered his comm.

Vernette: What is it Barrabus?

Barrabus: I feel sick...

Vernette: Why do I care?

Barrabus: Because...I need help?

Vernette: Where are you?

Barrabus: I don't know...I need help...I feel sick and I feel like I am going to throw up...

Vernette: Not in my ship you're not!

Barrabus: Come on...

Vernette rolled his eyes and groaned.

Vernette: Fine...I will trace the comm line...I will find you...sit tight...

Meanwhile:

Tyber looked around the wreckage. His attentioned was caught by a voice at the top of the cliff.

Tyber: Wait...is that the suit guy?

Tyber looked up.

Tyber: SUIT GUY!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE!?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-20-2009 12:24 PM



Guess what I found!
Then he lifts up max.


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 12:26 PM



Tyber: Holy shit! Where did you find her?

Tyber looked around for an easy way up.

Tyber: Stay there, I am going to drive around a bit, see if I can find a way up there with the warthog! Do not move!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-20-2009 12:30 PM



Okee dokee!
Then lays down for a nap.


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 12:33 PM



Tyber gets behind the wheel and begins to speed around the perimeter of the cliff.

Tyber: There has to be some way to get up there!

Tyber eventually found a very steep and bumpy path leading up the mountain.

Tyber: Well...here goes nothing!

After about 20 minutes, Tyber eventually pulled up to Scaramanga and Max with the Warthog. Tyber jumped out and inspected Max.

Tyber: Did you find her like this?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-20-2009 12:37 PM



Well came to check out the banshee crash thinking I could use the banshee maybe.Then heard a brute up the cliff.Threatned the brute and he walked away


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 12:38 PM



Tyber: We saw a Brute earlier...was it a Chieftain?


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 01:34 PM



max:uuuugh...


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 01:36 PM



Tyber: Max? Are you alright?

Tyber notices all the bruising and blood on Max. He sees the the torn up flesh and the large pieces of missing flesh.

Tyber: Holy shit...


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 01:36 PM



max:it huurts...


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 01:37 PM



Tyber: Yeah...I bet...

Tyber picked Max up and carried her over to the hog.

Tyber: Am I going to have to spend my entire time on Reach carrying you around?


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 01:40 PM



max:is it... a bad wound?


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 01:41 PM



Tyber looked at the wounds. He lied.

Tyber: No...it isn't that bad. A little more then a scratch...


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 01:44 PM



max:am I.. Going to be alright?


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 01:45 PM



Tyber: Yeah...you will be just fine...


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 01:48 PM



max:thanks tye.. I dont know how to repay you... for your kindness


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 01:52 PM



Tyber: Just survive! That is all I ask...

Tyber put Max in the back of the warthog.

Tyber: We will get you patched up, then we will hunt down whatever did this to you and slaughter it!

Tyber got into the drivers seat. Scaramanaga hopped in the back with Max.

Tyber: This Warthog has exceeded the safety limits on passengers. So everyone hold on...

Tyber began to drive down the steep path that led down the mountain.


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 01:55 PM



max noticed the pool of blood forming around her


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 02:00 PM



The hog finally reached the bottom of the mountain. TYber floored the pedal and sped in a northern direction. After roughly an hour, the Warthog finally pulled up to the Washabi Peli-pads. Tyber drove the Warthog right through the checkpoint and slammed on the brakes outside the small medical kiosk that was set up. He jumped out of the hog and grabbed Max and brought her inside.

Tyber: Just hold on a few more minutes...we will get you all patched up.


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 02:01 PM



max:thank you..


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 02:05 PM



Tyber: Don't mention it.

Two medics came over to Max. They checked on her wounds and began to stitch up her injuries. Tyber turned away.

Tyber: Look after her.

Medic: Will do sir!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 02:09 PM



max passed out due to blood loss


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 02:17 PM



A Vulture descended near Barrabus. Vernette stepped out. He looked at Barrabus.

Vernette: Oh God...this is like Sigma Octanus all over again!

Barrabus: I did not have too much to drink! I was eating something...

Vernette: So...its like Miridem?

Barrabus: No...

Vernette: Then I am stumped!

Barrabus: I was eating that GIrl you told me to kill...

Vernette: Ohhh! Good! Was she delicious?

Barrabus: Yeah!

Vernette: Then why are you sick?

Barrabus: I don't know...

Vernette: Can you walk? I can't drag you! I can't carry you!

Barrabus: I think I can walk...

Vernette: Never mind...stay there...I will be back in a second!


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 03:09 PM



so your nice to the cute girls


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 03:13 PM



Tyber looked at Tina.

Tyber: I am nice to EVERYONE, without exception, when they need it. I try and treat everyone with respect. I may come off as a jester at times, but I always mean well...


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 03:14 PM



are you saying im not cute?


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 03:16 PM



Tyber: What I am saying is that I don't give preferential treatment based on attractiveness or lack there of. I said nothing about you!


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 03:18 PM



just messing with you


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 03:20 PM



Tyber laughed a bit.

Tyber: Oh...well...I guess...


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 03:22 PM



but i think your cute

oh i said that out loud


blushes

uhhhhhh....


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 03:23 PM



Tyber: I appreciate the sentiments Tina...but you best shake that attitude. Office romances never work! This is no exception.


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 03:26 PM



i know that

it uhh slipped out


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 03:27 PM



Tyber: Do not worry about it Tina...


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 03:28 PM



so now what do we do?


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 03:36 PM



Tyber: Now we plan our next move! We plan our next assault against these squids.

Meanwhile:

Barrabus was vomiting up pieces of human flesh on the ground.

Vernette: My God! Give it a rest for 5 minutes! I don't want to be puked on!

Barrabus stopped. He groaned but began to vomit again.

Vernette: Or not...

Barrabus stopped.

Barrabus: Alright...I think I am done.

Barrabus began to puke again.

Vernette: Yeah...your done alright...

Barrabus began to pant. He sat up.

Barrabus: Now I think I...am...awww shit...

Barrabus resumed his vomiting. Vernette looked away in disgust. He covered his mouth.

Vernette: Damn it...this is nasty...I really want to know what caused this!

Barrabus: I don't know!

Vernette: Brutes...you drive around in massive ships, you force us to scatter when we see you, you glass our worlds...but you break to an upset tummy...

Barrabus: Shut up!

Barrabus puked again.

Barrabus: Alright...I think that might be it...for now...

Vernette: Are you sure?

Barrabus: Yeah...

Vernette: Positive?

Barrabus: Yeah...

Vernette: 100%?

Barrabus: Yeah...

Barrabus puked again. Vernette rolled his eyes and laughed.


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 03:43 PM



i need to clean the back of this warthog i don't to be slipping on this blood


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 03:49 PM



Tyber: Yeah...get that cleaned up! We don't need any workplace hazards like that!

Meanwhile:

Barrabus: Alright...now I am done! For sure...no joke...I am done!

Vernette looked at Barrabus.

Barrabus: I am serious...I am finished...no more...

Barrabus stood up. He leaned on the Vulture with one hand. he then bent over and began to puke again.

Vernette: Barrabus...have you been in contact with anything...radioactive?

Barrabus: No...

Vernette: I have seen this behaviour before. I saw a bunch of marines with radiation poisoning once. They were doing this exact thing...the non-stop vomiting!

Vernette dodged around Barrabus and began to rummage through the Vulture. He came out with a geiger counter. He pointed it at Barrabus. The counter went nuts.

Vernette: Were you drinking nuclear waste?

Barrabus: No...

Vernette: Did you come into contact with anything? Any substances?

Barrabus: Well...that girl stabbed me a few times with some weird looking green crystals.

Vernette: Were these crystals...glowing?

Barrabus: Yeah!

Vernette: Those are radioactive! If she stabbed you with them, you may have radioactive shards stuck in your body! That explains the radiation levels you are emitting. You will die if I don't treat this now.

Barrabus: Oh damn...

Barrabus puked again. Vernette went into the Vulture and pulled out the large medical crate. he dug through it and pulled out a bottle of medication.

Vernette: Eat these...all of them!

Barrabus took the cap off the bottle and downed all the pills.

Vernette: That is...medicine I guess...it will help lower the radiation levels in your body for a bit. It will also make you feel better!

Barrabus: Cool!

Vernette: Now...where were you stabbed?

Barrabus: My gut and my left arm.

Vernette pulled out a specialized blade out of the crate.

Vernette: This is going to hurt...a lot! Don't clobber me to death!

Vernette began to dig around the wounds, scraping out large green shards. Barrabus howled.

Vernette: Shut up! If the UNSC is wandering around, the last thing I need is for them to find me with you! Bite your tongue or something!


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 03:51 PM



gets stuff to clean then starts cleaning tyber can see clearly in the distance a marine with binoculars looking at Tina's butt (lol)


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 03:53 PM



(LOL)

Tyber: That is some good work Tina!


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 03:56 PM



i turn around then i glare at that marine

sir permission to kick his ass?


points at marine


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 03:58 PM



Tyber: Yes...just don't kill him!


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 04:03 PM



runs at marine

how about a close up

knee in the nuts

Marine: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

squeaky voice

if you look again there i will do a lot worse things to you

marine runs awkwardly away

walks back to tyber


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 04:04 PM



Tyber laughs.

Tyber: You sure showed him!


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 04:07 PM



im really dangerous

and thats without a gun


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 04:16 PM



Tyber: I wonder how dangerous you can be with a gun!

Meanwhile:

Vernette: There we go...that should do it.

Barrabus: Finally!

Vernette: In any case...there is one more thing we need to do. Come on...

Barrabus followed Vernette into the Vulture. The ship took to the skies and flew over a large lake.

Barrabus: What are we doing here.

Vernette: Never mind...go and open the rear hatch.

Barrabus shrugged and opened the rear hatch. He looked down.

Barrabus: I don't understand.

Vernette put the Vulture on auto pilot. He then pushed Barrabus into the lake. Barrabus fell in. Vernette looked over the edge.

Vernette: Clean yourself up!

Barrabus: You asshole!

Vernette: Cleanliness is next to godliness...I will contact you later!

Barrabus: You bastard!

Vernette: See you around Barrabus!

Vernette waved. He walked back into the cockpit and flew away. Barrabus began to swim back to the shore, the dried up blood on his face began to peel off. Once he finally reached the shore he was totally drenched.

Barrabus: Fucking humans...such vanity...

Barrabus began walking back to the Brute camp. About halfway, he was picked up by a Phantom.

Brute Minor: Chieftain...what happened?

Barrabus: I decided to go for a swim.

Brute Minor: With the armor on?

Barrabus: Never mind...it is a long story...just get me back to The Devotion!


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 04:23 PM



you'll see soon enough

damn it will be awhile before i get an occasion to wear a dress again


sad face


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 07:07 PM



A man with a sniper rifle on his back entered the Medical Kiosk. He was wearing a black sneaking suit. He saw Max laying down on one of the stretchers. He walked up to her and nudged her.

???: Sleeping on the job are we?


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 07:17 PM



max woke up
max:wha..?


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 07:19 PM



The man looked at Max.

Hodge: Don't you remember me? It's me...Cameron...Cameron Hodge? You don't remember...I was with "The Boss" when we first met? He sent me to find you...you never showed up!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 07:23 PM



max:crashed


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 07:27 PM



Hodge: Look Max...you had a mission. Kill Admiral Vernette...I was sent to find you, and resume your mission.


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 07:31 PM



max:I never had my breifing!


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 07:31 PM



Hodge: Did you know you had to kill him?


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 07:35 PM



max:no


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 07:39 PM



Hodge: Are you sure about that?

Hodge shrugged.

Hodge: In any case...your services are no longer needed for this assignment. Take that puppets uniform off as well! Once I deal with Vernette, I will take you back to see Scott. He will want to have a word with you!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 07:44 PM



max:im... kinda...
max made a glance to her shoulder


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 07:46 PM



Hodge: All I need to do is wait...and Vernette will eventually come to me. Keep an eye on him...you can watch him die! See you soon Max.

Hodge walked out, bumping into Tyber as he left.

Tyber: Watch it asshole!

Tyber walked up to Max.

Tyber: How are you Max?


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 07:47 PM



max:ok


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 07:47 PM



Tyber: I spoike with a few of the medics...they told me these scars will be with you for the rest of your life...battle scars I guess.


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-20-2009 07:48 PM



Scaramanga was outside evsdroping on hodges and maxes converstation.
Now aint this interesting
he thought to himself then walked into the tent.
Oh Tyber,I have something interesting to tell you.But outside the tent.


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 07:56 PM



Hodge walked out of the building. He left the base and made his way into the forest.

Meanwhile:

Vernette's Vulture flew towards the Wasabi Peli-pads. He was contacted on the comm.

Vernette: Vernette here!

Barrabus: Why did you push me in the lake?

Vernette: You would think after all that vomiting, you would appreciate a wash down.

Barrabus: That water was filthy! I was covered in ash! It took me twice as long to clean that shit off!

Vernette: Now you are clean! See? Pushing you into that lake led to you being all cleaned up!

Barrabus snarled.

Barrabus: Never do that again!

Vernette laughed.

Vernette: Alright.

Barrabus: And thanks for coming to save me again...I would be dead had you of not helped me out there. I appreciate it!

Vernette: Any time!

Barrabus: Well...I did do a bit of homework on the Elite known as Tolig. He will be a tough one to find, but I think I can find him!

Vernette: Perfect! Look Chieftain...I have some stuff to take care of. I will contact you later!

Barrabus: Alright. Barrabus out.

Vernette closed the comm. His Vulture neared the Wasabi Peli-pads.

Meanwhile:

Tyber looked at Scaramanga.

Tyber: Alright...lead on...


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 07:57 PM



max":sure


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 08:12 PM



Tyber: Stay put Max, I will be back soon.

Tyber followed Scaramanga.

Tyber: What is it Scaramanag? What do you want?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-20-2009 08:17 PM



The guy who just walked out..he going to try to kill your bro.
As Scaramanga looks off to into the distance.


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 08:18 PM



Tyber: Why didn't you shoot him or something? Why did you let him go?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-20-2009 08:20 PM



Whats my motive to kill a random person.Your brother isnt mine but I CAN help.....for a price.


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 08:20 PM



Tyber: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck that, a price! What price?


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 08:22 PM



walks up to tyber

so how is that girl that was bleeding doing?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-20-2009 08:23 PM



Maybe a small ship.
While rubbing his palms and licking his lips in anticipation.


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 08:25 PM



Tyber looked at TIna.

Tyber: She is fine.

Scaramanga made his demands. He caught Tyber's attention.
However, before Tyber could speak, a large Vulture descended in the middle of the base. Dust was blown everywhere.

Tyber: Oh no...really bad timing...look...say NOTHING about this assassination attempt!


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 08:28 PM



i think im gonna find out how old she is


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 08:30 PM



Vernette walked out of the Vulture. He looked around. he saw Tyber, Tina, and Scaramanga talking. He walked up to them.

Vernette: How goes the war?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-20-2009 08:31 PM



My lips are sealed.
Then he walked away.


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 08:33 PM



Vernette: Very odd...What is his problem?


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 08:36 PM



no idea


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 08:39 PM



Vernette: In any case, I recently spoke with Admiral Beurscott. He seems very reluctant to do anything here! He says the best course of action is inaction.

Tyber: That is stupid!

Vernette: I know...that is why I am going to go behind his back and start fighting.


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 08:42 PM



well just tell me when we get to the killing

goes into med tent

why hello there


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 08:43 PM



max;hi


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 08:44 PM



how goes it?


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 08:45 PM



max:good..


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 08:48 PM



thats good


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 08:49 PM



max:yes..


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 08:50 PM



you remember my name?


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 08:51 PM



max:tina


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 08:51 PM



so max how old are you?


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 08:52 PM



Vernette enters the tent.

Vernette: I have all the information you need on her, except the part on how she is still alive!


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 08:59 PM



lucky i guess


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:00 PM



Vernette: Lucky for you, not for her!

Vernette pulled out his gun. He walked towards Max.

Vernette: My mistake was not shooting you in the head!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:01 PM



max:....


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:03 PM



Vernette: Somebody is going to explain why you are still alive or I start shooting.

Tyber walked into the tent.

Tyber: Preston...don't kill her...please...

Vernette kept his eyes on Max. His pulled the trigger back on his gun and disabled the safety.

Vernette: Why?

Tyber: She has been through enough.

Vernette: Awww...my heart goes out to her!


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 09:04 PM



well if someone was really gonna kill you i doubt they would send a little girl


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:05 PM



Vernette: You know...normal circumstances would agree with you. I am even tempted to agree with you...

Vernette looked at Tina.

Vernette: What would you know about someone trying to kill me?

Vernette pointed the gun at Tina.


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:05 PM



max:hey!


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 09:07 PM



why would i know anything about that?


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:10 PM



Vernette used his left hand and pulled out a second magnum and pointed it at Max. He stared at Tina.

Vernette: You just made a baseless assumption. Normally I would ignore something like that. However, Max here WAS in fact sent here to kill me. She was recruited by someone who holds a rather...violent grudge against me! She has to be here to kill me! Then, you come out of left field, and make that assumption. You know nothing about my dealings and issues, yet you made that assumption. I am now led to believe that you are also here to kill me, at least involved in some way!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:13 PM



max:..perinoooid....


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 09:14 PM



while you why don't you point your gun at everybody who talks


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:17 PM



Vernette: The only reason I am alive is because I point my gun at everyone!

Vernette hears Max's comments.

Vernette: Paranoid? Yes! Stupid? NO!

Vernette pulls the trigger on shoots Tina in her shoulder.

Vernette: I want the truth from you! Who the hell are you!

Tyber Grabs the Gun in Vernette's left hand. He pushes Vernette agsint a wall.

Tyber: Are you insane!?

Vernette grins.

Vernette: My own brother is a fucking traitor...


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 09:18 PM



......


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:22 PM



max:JUST PUT TTHE FUCKING GUNS DOWN!


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:26 PM



Tyber: Stop shooting people!

Vernette: Why? All these people are out to kill me!

Tyber: Look...try and understand that neither Tina nor Max want to kill you! They are just two women that are in the wrong place at the wrong time!

Vernette: You don't believe me, do you?

Tyber: About the Spartan who is trying to kill you? No, I don't! Spartans don't kill people, they help people. They are the only reason we are still in this war!

Vernette: You know nothing!

Tyber: Just relax. Tina and Max are not here to kill you! However, you are correct about an assassin being around here. I just caught wind that there is someone here that is going to try and pick you off sometime soon!

Tyber released Vernette. He gave Vernette his gun back. Vernette put his pistols back in their holsters. He looked at Tina, then at Max, then at Tyber. He turned his back and walked away. Tyber sighed. he walked over to Tina and helped her up.


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 09:27 PM



ow


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:27 PM



Tyber: Are you alright Tina? I am sorry about that!


















KillerRabbit213 12-20-2009 09:28 PM



ill be fine


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:28 PM



Tyber: Go see a medic, go get stitched up!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:30 PM



max:im fine to...


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:32 PM



Tyber: Oh, I almost forgot about you Max. I'm sorry...

Tyber runs his hands through his hair.

Tyber: What am I going to do? I try to keep the peace...I try to keep things going smoothly...its going to kill me one of these days!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:32 PM



max:well.. he didnt kill me...


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:33 PM



Tyber: I was afraid he was about to!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:34 PM



max:....i was going to be sent here to kill him...


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:36 PM



Tyber: Look...I don't really know. I don't know why you are here, but right now you are in no shape to kill anyone. I am giving you the benefit of the doubt here Max.


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:37 PM



max:i.. ive been thinkin of leaving


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:38 PM



Tyber: I don't blame you Max. You have had a hell of a time here. I dragged you into the UNSC guise to protect you from my brother, look where you are now! I'm sorry about all of this! If you want, I can arrange passage of the planet for you.


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:40 PM



max:i mean, the insurection,I have to repay you im staying!


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:43 PM



Tyber: Oh...

Tyber grinned.

Tyber: I am glad to hear that! I am glad your staying!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:44 PM



max:why? have you grown attached to me?


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:45 PM



Tyber: Well...

Tyber began to laugh.

Tyber: I would miss you...so yeah...I guess I have become attached.


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:46 PM



max:I'd miss yout o


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:48 PM



Tyber: Well...What I can do is deputize you into the UNSC temporarily. After this is all said and done, you may want to consider joining the UNSC...full time!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:48 PM



max:sure


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:50 PM



Tyber: Well...you need new armor. That Brute did a number on this one.

Tyber held up Max's tattered ODST armor. He threw it aside.


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:52 PM



max:yeah..


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:54 PM



Tyber: Fucking savages...the concept of extinction was created for those animals.

Tyber frowned.

Tyber: I cannot stand those fucking hair bags! I hate them most of all. Those fucking squids come in a close second!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:55 PM



max:mhmm


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:58 PM



Tyber: I will be back, I will see if I can find some new equipment for you! Hang around, don't go anywhere.

Tyber walked out of the medical tent to the armory. He browsed around for some new armor for Max. He returned several minutes later. He put the armor down next to Max.

Tyber: When you are feeling better, come and see me. I will issue some new weapons.


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 09:59 PM



max:thanks


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 09:59 PM



Tyber: You never have to thank me!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 10:00 PM



max:yea, i do


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 10:01 PM



Tyber: Thanking me implies that I am being a nice guy to get a reward. I don't need to be rewarded for acts of kindness and compassion!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 10:02 PM



max:...


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 10:04 PM



Tyber: When you are feeling better and you are up and about, look me up. I will be gathering up any of the greens and getting them in line!

Before Tyber left the tent he turned to max and gave her an impromptu salute with his index finger. He turned and walked out.


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 10:05 PM



max smiled


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 11:04 PM



Barrabus was in his private quarters on his flagship. He ran a blade down the side of his face, trimming his facial hair. He then switched to the other side of his face. He then rubbed his goatee.

Barrabus: Perfect!

There was a pounding on his door.

Barrabus: What is it?

Vargus: It's Vargus...

Barrabus: What do you want?

Vargus: It's about the Elites...

Barrabus rolled his eyes. He unlocked his door. Vargus entered Barrabus' private quarters.

Barrabus: What is it now?

Vargus: The Elites refuse to take responsibility for the two escaped humans!

Barrabus: Typical! Let me guess...they are blaming the Brutes?

Vargus: Yeah...they claim we did not do enough to ensure they would cooperate.

Barrabus: Fuck that! We had them captured, beatuen, weakened, and bound in chains!

Vargus: That's what I told the Elites. They have informed the hierarchs! The Elites are placing blame on us! The Elites have portrayed us in a very negative light!

Barrabus: Typical...no matter how often we prove to the rest of the Covenant how valuable we are...the Elites cannot be cast down!

Vargus: What should we tell the
hierarchs?

Barrabus: Inform them of what really happened. We had the humans captured and beaten. The Elites fucked everything up!

Vargus nodded and left the room. Barrabus looked out his window down at Reach.

Barrabus: I need to stage a most catastrophic failure for the Elites.


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 11:41 PM



a little later max walked into tybers tent


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 11:43 PM



Tyber was looking at a map of the region. he turned around to see Max.

Tyber: Feeling better are we? Excellent!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 11:47 PM



max nodded
max:yep!


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 11:49 PM



Tyber: I had a little chat with my brother. I have convinced him to let you hang around. Now, you can roam around without him wanting to shoot you!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 11:55 PM



max:yay, so when do i get my gun?


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 11:56 PM



Tyber: I need to know what you want first. I am not a psychic!


















Killer 2 12-20-2009 11:58 PM



max:point me to the armoury


















NakedCrook 12-20-2009 11:59 PM



Tyber led Max to a small building. He let her inside.

Tyber: Everything from the M6D to the Spartan Laser. Snipers, assault rifles...its your choice!


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 12:03 AM



max took a sniper, attached the old m754 scope (one from halo 1 with night vision)
max grabbed a smg in addition


















NakedCrook 12-21-2009 12:05 AM



Tyber: I love the SMG!


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 12:08 AM



max:i just needed a basic firearm... iuse the sniper


















NakedCrook 12-21-2009 12:10 AM



Tyber: Gotcha!

Tyber grinned.

Tyber: I was never good with the sniper...


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 12:12 AM



max:i am... obviously


















NakedCrook 12-21-2009 12:14 AM



Tyber: Well...Preston wants us to begin moving against these Elites. he recently came into possession of some rather...accurate Intel...he has placed me in charge of the assault!


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 12:17 AM



max:ok, where do i support?


















NakedCrook 12-21-2009 12:20 AM



Tyber: Well...we are planning to assault a large vehicle and weapons depot. If we take this thing out, we can really cripple their ground ops. You would be there well...for sniper support.


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 12:21 AM



max:support from where


















NakedCrook 12-21-2009 12:23 AM



Tyber: A cliff, a ledge, from a distance...your the sniper expert...I think you can figure it out!


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 12:29 AM



max:ol


















NakedCrook 12-21-2009 01:10 AM



Barrabus began to think about the information he handed over to Vernette.

Barrabus: Vernette is going to assault that vehicle depot for sure! The only question is if I should get involved. I do not want to risk the Elites catching wind of my treachery against them. I should just limit myself to dealing with the human prisoners. That one girl though...man oh man...that was something else! If she is still alive, chances are she would take my head off in a dead second. I don't blame her!

Barrabus looked at the cigars that Vernette gave him. He decided to smoke one. He lit one up. He grinned.

Barrabus: Hey! These are pretty good! *cough*


















ninjashocker 12-21-2009 03:16 AM



(so hows ikp doing without me, i hope pretty well :D)


















KillerRabbit213 12-21-2009 10:01 AM



walks in

hows everybody doing?


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 10:02 AM



max;im good


















NakedCrook 12-21-2009 10:02 AM



Tyber: Decent...cannot complain!


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 10:03 AM



max;i just got my sniper


















KillerRabbit213 12-21-2009 10:04 AM



does it work?


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 10:04 AM



max::no, it shots mustard, of course it works!


















KillerRabbit213 12-21-2009 10:06 AM



rolls eyes


















NakedCrook 12-21-2009 10:06 AM



Vernette was standing in the doorway, listening in on the conversation.

Vernette: Just make sure you point that thing at Aliens when you pull the trigger!


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 10:07 AM



max ignord him
max:so, when do we leave tye?


















NakedCrook 12-21-2009 10:12 AM



Tyber: Very shortly in fact.

Vernette: Tye? She calls you Tye? You recruit a little terrorist and in a day or so she is calling you Tye?

Vernette laughed.

Vernette: What next?

Tyber rolled his eyes!


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 10:15 AM



max:well, I'll be at the firing range


















NakedCrook 12-21-2009 10:19 AM



Vernette stepped aside and let Max pass. He then looked at Tyber. Vernette shook his head.

Vernette: How do you trust her?

Tyber: How do you not trust anybody?

Vernette: There are some people I trust.

Tyber: Name me one person, other then me!

Vernette: I cannot do that. That is classified!

Tyber: In other words, you sail through life, not trusting anyone because of your paranoia.

Vernette: Yeah...pretty much...

Tyber: That is not a good thing...

Vernette: It has got me this far!

Tyber: It won't get you far enough!

Tyber walked out of the armory. Vernette was left to think.


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 10:21 AM



max walked to the range


















NakedCrook 12-21-2009 10:25 AM



Vernette shrugged. He didn't care what Tyber thought about his philosophies. Vernette laughed.

Meanwhile:

Tyber followed Max to the firing range.

Tyber: Well...at least he isn't pointing a gun at you anymore...


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 10:25 AM



max:meh
max started shootinbg


















KillerRabbit213 12-21-2009 12:08 PM



goes to range

nice shot max


















ninjashocker 12-21-2009 05:06 PM



(lol peanuts the best)


















Killer 2 12-21-2009 09:38 PM



(ninja, stop posting if its irrelevent)


















NakedCrook 12-21-2009 09:39 PM



(I really wanna focus on Reach. I am going to PM Cuban to spend more time with Reach)


















cubanpete24 12-22-2009 01:29 PM



Korman waited on the Peli-pad, He lit his cigar and smoked it.

Dwayne: We're going home, or, home being The Star Destroyer.

Steve: Star Destroyer? That's an odd name, Does the ship destroy stars, It's like calling a ship a Death star.

Korman took one last puff of his cigar and flicked it off the platform.

(Don't worry, I'm not ending the rpg, We have a longs way to go.)


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 12:08 PM



Tyber was walking past the peli-pads when he overheard Dwayne and Korman talking. He felt rather confused. He walked over to Dwayne and looked at him.

Tyber: Just out of curiosity...I really want to know why you get to go back to a comfortable star ship while I, and the rest of these Marines, have to stay down here and fight for your cowardly ass?


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 12:53 PM



think you used enough bullets yet?


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 12:58 PM



max put the sniper down
max:yea


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:02 PM



ready to blow off some alien heads?


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:03 PM



max:hell yea


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:05 PM



cool


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:05 PM



max:so what do we do now?


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:06 PM



no idea i let tyber do the thinking


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:09 PM



max:well he seems busy


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:11 PM



hes always busy


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:14 PM



max:well duh, he;s a high ranking officer


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:16 PM



whatever


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:21 PM



max:so what do you want to do?


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:22 PM



not really much to do


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:22 PM



max:true


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:24 PM



and i believe were the only females here


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:27 PM



max:wow


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:32 PM



yeah wow


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:33 PM



max:...


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:33 PM



huh?


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 01:34 PM



Barrabus was sitting on the bridge of the Devotion, he was spinning his spiker on his finger in boredom.

Barrabus: Uhhhh...

A Brute Minor entered the bridge. He approached Barrabus.

Minor: Chieftain...we have received word that the Elites are planning an assault on a human encampment!

Barrabus: Really? Where?

Minor: Sector 92.

Barrabus began to think.

Barrabus: If I recall correctly...that is their...evac pads?

Minor: That is correct Chieftain. The Elites say there is a massive human presence there. They are resolved that the defeat of the humans at that base will all but finish this campaign.

Barrabus had a concerned look on his face.

Minor: Chieftain? Is something wrong?

Barrabus frowned. he backhanded the minor across the bridge.

Barrabus: Do not speak out of line!

The minor lay on the ground, rubbing his muzzle from the blow. He snarled at Barrabus.

Barrabus: Save it kid...your too young to die!

Barrabus walked off the bridge.


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:37 PM



max:oh nothing


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:38 PM



okay


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:42 PM



max:hey, whats that on the horizon?


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:43 PM



idk use your sniper to find out


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:43 PM



max:zoomed with her sniper
max:elites! sound the alarm


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:48 PM



oh great


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:48 PM



max:go sound the alarm!


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 01:49 PM



Vernette was sitting in his Vulture that was docked in the middle of the camp. The rear hatch was sealed for privacy. The comm system on the Vulture began to go off. Vernette answered the comm.

Vernette: Vernette here.

Barrabus: One of your evac pads is about to be swarmed with Elites.

Vernette: Which one?

Barrabus: Coordnates
35°15′45″N 70°51′14″W

Vernette: That is where I am right now...

Barrabus: I suggest you leave...now...

Vernette: I won't...I can't.

Barrabus: You will get yourself killed!

Vernette heard the alarm going off in the background.

Vernette: Wish me luck.

Barrabus: Well...if you must...then yeah...good luck.

Vernette closed the comm.


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:51 PM



alarm sounded

wait a minute shouldn't i be telling you what to do?


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:52 PM



max fired of a few shots
max:whos the one thqat saw the elites?


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:54 PM



whats that got to do with anything

ive been in the unsc longer


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 01:55 PM



Voro stood in the distance.

Voro: Good humans...attack the decoys...leave the rear entrance completely unprotected!

Voro looked over.

Voro: Are the stealth teams ready?

Elite Major: Ready Shipmaster!

Voro: Enter undetected...slaughter them all.


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:55 PM



max fired of more shots
max:well, fine then what do you suggest?


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 01:56 PM



uhh nvm


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 01:57 PM



Vernette exited the Vulture with a shotgun in hand. He looked up at one of the sentry towers and saw Tina and Max.

Vernette: How many Elites do we got out there?


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 01:59 PM



max:25, maybe 35


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 02:00 PM



enough to make us screwed



















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 02:02 PM



Vernette shook his head in disbelief.

Vernette: No...that cannot be...

Vernette climbed the ladder to the sentry tower. He looked at Max.


Vernette: Gimme that sniper.

Vernette pulled the sniper from max's hands. He looked through the scope.

Vernette: Well...we know you can count...wait a minute...those wraiths...they are not firing...


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 02:03 PM



egomaniacs? think they don't need them


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 02:06 PM



max:they are cocky bastards


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 02:07 PM



Vernette: That...or there is a reason they are not firing...

Vernette began to think.

Vernette: Wraiths are long range artillery...they are inaccurate at best...they might overshoot the base...

Vernette stopped. He looked back.

Vernette: They are coming from behind. This is a decoy!


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 02:08 PM



max:well the elites here are stil advancing!
max grabs her sniper back


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 02:09 PM



well lets blow them to pieces


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 02:10 PM



Vernette: Finish them off...and be quick about it!

Vernette slid down the ladder of the sentry tower.


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 02:12 PM



max fired more shots


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 02:12 PM



well max have fun

goes down

about their cloaking what we got against that?


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 02:15 PM



Vernette: Good eyes. That cloak may hide their armor and their person, but it does not hide the glow from those energy blades, or their weaponry, not to mention, their footprints. Keep your eyes peeled!


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 02:16 PM



well lets get killing


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 02:17 PM



as max fired shots, plasma hit the sentry tower slowly melting it


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 03:44 PM



Vernette looked at Tina.

Vernette: Do not get cocky...


















cubanpete24 12-23-2009 03:44 PM



The pelican landed.

Korman and Dwayne got on.

Korman: Steve, you coming?

Steve: nah, I'm fine.

Dwayne: Suit yourself

Korman: Alright take us out of here!

(I need to post more)


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 03:45 PM



Tyber looked at Dwayne and Korman.

Tyber: You two are leaving while we are under attack?


















cubanpete24 12-23-2009 03:46 PM



Dwayne: Those who run away live to fight another day my good man.


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 03:47 PM



a girl can't be cocky


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 03:51 PM



Tyber shook his head.

Tyber: You would rather run then fight...you cowards. I hope this Pelican get's shot down.

Meanwhile:

Vernette: Nasty...


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 03:53 PM



well lets kill as many as possible


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 03:54 PM



max:shit this tower isnt gonna stay up much longer!


















cubanpete24 12-23-2009 03:56 PM



Dwayne: mhmm, We'll see about that.

The pelican lifts off and stays in the air for about a minute before it gets shot down by a covenant AA gun.


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 04:00 PM



Tyber covered his eyes from the explosion.

Tyber: Good...


Tyber walked away from the Peli-pad. He met up with Vernette and Tina.

Vernette: Tye...I want you and Tina to take up poasition near the rear of the base. We have possible cloaked enemies coming from that direction. Keep yourt eyes open.

Tyber: What about you?

Vernette: I am stuck here...I have not decided what I am going to do...try and survive I guess...


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 04:03 PM



nax jumped out of the sentry tower


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 04:08 PM



was the jumping really necessary?


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 04:09 PM



the sentry tower fell


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 04:11 PM



well i guess it was


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 04:17 PM



max ran into the armory


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 04:22 PM



im gonna get some explosives

also runs to armory and starts stocking up


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 04:28 PM



Scaramanga was also in the armory,looting it.
This should all be worth something.


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 04:31 PM



still thinking about money while were attacked?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 04:34 PM



Yep.Plus I got a ticket out of here.
After saying this took a radio out.
Tolig Im ready! Land her over here.
Tolig:Got it.


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 04:35 PM



i don't think so


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 04:39 PM



Vernette could hear talking from the Armory.

Vernette: Tye...do you hear that?

Tyber: Sounds like Tina...and that guy who was trying to kill me...

Vernette: They are arguing?

Tyber: Let's check it out!


















cubanpete24 12-23-2009 04:58 PM



The pelican crashed into the ground in the middle of battle.

Dwayne kicked the pelican hatch open.

Dwayne: *cough* Son of a bitch!

Korman: The irony is astounding.

a Mortar tank fired it's plasma bolt near Dwayne and Korman's crashed pelican, just out of range.

Dwayne: SHITMOTHERFUCKER! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

Dwayne and Korman sprinted to the other side of the trench battle where the UNSC was.

Dwayne: Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

Marine: Star!

Dwayne: What?

Marine: STAR!

Korman: TEXAS!

the marines stopped firing at Dwayne and Korman and let them pass.


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 05:02 PM



Tyber and Vernette listened in on Tina's and Scaramanga's conversation. They looked at eachother. Vernette's eyes widened when he heard Scaramanga called for Tolig. Vernette busted into the Armory and pointed his gun at Scaramanga, shooting him in the shoulder.

Vernette: You ain't going ANYWHERE you fucking TRAITOR!


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 05:03 PM



you don't like shoulders


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 05:06 PM



Vernette: The shoulder blade is one of the most sensative, and debilitating areas of the human body. Without a strong shoulder, shooting a gun, is very hard...

Vernette kept his eyes on Scaramanga. He used his left hand to pat the body armor under coat in the area of his right shoulder.

Vernette: I can take a bullet to the gut, but I always protect my shoulders. Now Scaramanga, I will let you choose...either I can put a bullet in your head now, or you can face a firing squad later.


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 05:09 PM



well im glad im your side


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 05:15 PM



Tyber: Preston...we have other concerns at the moment! We cannot waste time with this...jerkoff.

Vernette: Your right, and I need every bullet to kill squids. Tina, Tye...put this filth in the holding cells. Remove his weapons.


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 05:23 PM



okay


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 05:52 PM



Scaramanga was clenching his sholder.
Tolig heard everything! It wont matter Ill ethir get away or you will die!


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 05:56 PM



Vernette: Really? Can Tolig still hear me? Hey Tolig...hear this! FUCK...YOU! I dare you to try and come and rescue this fucker! In fact, I invite you to try. Give me the satisfaction of watching you DIE!

Tyber took Scaramanga's gun. He tossed it to Vernette.

Vernette: Not a bad piece of equipment...I must say...

Vernette began to disassemble the gun.

Vernette: I will melt this down and make a nice watch out of it!

Vernette Scaramanga's gun in his holster and walked off. Tyber grabbed Scaramanga.

Tyber: Alright...let's go!


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 05:58 PM



max walked out with 2 smgs


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 05:59 PM



yep
so is tolig your boyfriend weirdo?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 05:59 PM



While looting the armory scaramanga pocketed a pistol with his good arm grabbed it and put it against Tybers head.
This is starting to get old.


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 06:01 PM



Tyber: You're right...I am running out of patience with you hostage takers!

Tyber locked Scaramanga in an arm lock, forcing him to drop the gun. Tyber pushed Scaramanga against the wall.

Tyber: I am getting sick and TIRED of people putting guns to my head!


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 06:03 PM



max took and auto mag and fired one shot next to each of scaramagas ears
max:there, hey guys theres this thing called the covenent!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 06:07 PM



The covenate will be here in three minutes. Less! Vegas odds say yer dead.
As he gave a smile.
So just to say why not use them wisely.


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 06:09 PM



max:are you that retarded? the covies are already here dumbass


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 06:10 PM



Tyber: If the Covenant are coming, then let them come. THis is war...and you were stealing our weapons!?

Tyber twisted Scaramanga's arm.

Tyber: I would rather spend my final moments tormenting you for your...complete lack of concern for the MEN AND WOMEN who are fighting to protect your useless life! This is the first time that I want to execute someone...

Tyber drags Scaramanga to the holding cells.


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 06:14 PM



On the way out Scaramanga yells:
They maybe here but maxie,But are ALL of them here.And Tyber these may be your final moments. Make use of them.


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 06:15 PM



max left the armory and saw marines desperatly trying tlo find the stealth elites


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 06:18 PM



more kills thats all


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 06:22 PM



Tyber threw Scaramanga into a holding cell.

Tyber: Once we kill these squids...you are going to meet you maker. make peace with whatever God you believe in!

Meanwhile:

Vernette walked onto his Vulture and contacted Barrabus.

Vernette: B...I cannot talk long...keep your head up...that Elite you are looking for, Tolig...he is going to be here. I need you to stay nearby, in case he escapes our grasp.

Barrabus: Right...I will go and inspect the Elite's battle plans on the surface. Contact me if you make contact wit him.

Vernette: Right...

Vernette closed the comm.


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 06:26 PM



goes by max

see any?


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 06:26 PM



max:lets go help them out tina!


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 06:28 PM



takes out shotgun

more like save them


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 06:30 PM



A God.Do you honestly think there CAN be a god look at us. Little bugs trying to escape a gaint foot. Its the Apocalypse.


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 06:30 PM



max:yea sure
max sees a shimer and opens fire


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 06:32 PM



bang bang

dumb aliens


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 06:49 PM



Tyber: You will never find an atheist in a foxhole. I have been in a lot of foxholes!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 06:50 PM



meh. You can be disilusioned all you want. But we will find no salvation.


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 06:57 PM



Tyber: I beg to differ!

Meanwhile:

Barrabus hopped on a Phantom and took it down to the surface. He landed his Phantom on a large cliff overlooking the base. He stepped out and looked at the human base.

Barrabus: Nice view!


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 06:58 PM



max wus killing enemys when she saw barabuses phantom


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 07:00 PM



Barrabus knelt down and lit up a cigar.

Barrabus: I need to ask Vernette for more of these...I LIKE these things...


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 07:00 PM



For you maybe, not for me. I am the human equivilent of the devil.
And smiled.


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 07:01 PM



Tyber: The Devil never wins!


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 07:01 PM



max fired at more elites


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 07:02 PM



He dosent win but he never loses!


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 07:05 PM



Tyber: He is about to lose...he better enjoy the taste of defeat!

Meanwhile:

Vernette exited his Vulture. He saw an Elite about to swing his blade at him. Vernette dodged out of the way and fired his shotgun. The Elite fell dead.

Vernette: I joined the Navy to kill people from orbit, not up close and personal! I HATE ground combat!


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 07:08 PM



see vernette

but sir you sure do have the attitude of a marine


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 07:10 PM



Vernette: No...I have the attitude of a very annoyed Naval officer...but thank you for the compliment!


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 07:11 PM



max:that isnt a complement sir!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 07:12 PM



Tolig flew down from the sky in a modified banshee:It was stealhed had no tail glow at the price of being much slower.Tolig traced Scaramangas becon which he kept on turning on and off while talking to Tyber.Tolig lands behind the base then runs into it and after dispatching a few marines found Scaramangas cell.Tolig deals a heavy blow to Tybers head with both of his fists and dazes Tyber. Then opens Scaramangas cell. Scaramanga throws Tyber into the cell and closes It
Well Speak of the Devil.
The leaves with Tolig.


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 07:15 PM



max sees tolig take down some marines
max:son of a bitch!
max runs after tolig


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 07:15 PM



Vernette: Why would it not be a compliment?

Vernette watches Max run off. Vernette follows her.

Vernette: Where are you going


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 07:17 PM



max:i saw and elite sneak in here, it might be that tolig he was talking about


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 07:18 PM



Vernette cocked his shotgun.

Vernette: A squid is a squid. Lets kill it! I got your back...


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 07:18 PM



max:that isnt reasuring...
max raised her smgs toward the entrance


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 07:20 PM



Vernette: It should be!


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 07:23 PM



Tolig took notice of being detected by max.
We have comprimised! take this!
As Tolig turned on stealth tossed Scaramanga a replica of his golden gun.
You should be able to handle this. My banshee is just a bit aways out of camp. It is still stealthed. Ill be wating.
Where exactly will you be.
In A cave, Just Go!
Then Tolig ran off.


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 07:23 PM



max ran through the door aand sprawed the room with lead


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 07:24 PM



Scaramanga jumped out a window as Max sprayed the room with bullets.


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 07:27 PM



Vernette saw Tyber in the cell.

Vernette: Max...get Tye out of the cell. I'm going after that Golden Gun guy.

Vernette chased after Scaramanga.

Meanwhile:

Barrabus watched Scaramanga run off though a pair of binoculars. He then saw Vernette chasing after him.

Barrabus: So...Vernette is giving chase...let's see how this plays out.


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 07:28 PM



goes where max

what was that exactly?


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 07:31 PM



Scaramanga grabs a fragmentation grenade from a marine and pulls out the pin and throws it to the ground then jumps behind a rock.


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 07:32 PM



(we are on mars.. but whatevs)
max shot the lock


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 07:33 PM



(This is Reach...and Mars was terraformed. people live on Mars)


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 07:34 PM



(Should I edit or.......)


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 07:36 PM



(Well...we are at a military base on Reach. I would assume there are no houses outside the base if you are trying to escape. Yeah...edit...then post again. I like the grenade part, it makes sense though, just ditch the house part.)

Vernette saw the grenade. He dove away from it.


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 07:39 PM



(There fixed)
Scaramnga ran into the cave while Vernette dove from the grenade.
Hurry get in!
Scaramanga gets in with Tolig then takes off.


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 07:41 PM



Vernette hears a ship take off overhead. He looks around but does not see anything.

Vernette: Damn it!

Vernettes comm began to go off. He answered it.

Barrabus: They are escaping in a stealth ship...


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 07:53 PM



offers tyber a hand to help him up

one of those days sir


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 07:55 PM



Tyber: One of those days...

Tyber rubs the back of his head.

Tyber: Thanks Tina...thanks Max...


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 07:56 PM



see you need us


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 07:57 PM



Tyber: I don't disagree.


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 07:59 PM



lets kill some aliens and you'll feel better


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 08:01 PM



Tolig and Scaramanga fly back to Toligs Ship.


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 08:06 PM



Vernette: Can you Track them B?

Barrabus: I can keep an eye on them for you.


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 08:17 PM



so you ready to kill aliens sir?


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 08:23 PM



Tyber: I am always ready! Lead on Tina.


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 08:25 PM



yes sir

you best be only covering my ass back there


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 08:31 PM



Tyber: Oh, I will cover it alright...


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 08:32 PM



good!

turns around and walks out


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 09:32 PM



Tolig:Get us out of here!
Piolt:Yes sir!
Toligs ships engine begins to hum.


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 09:34 PM



Barrabus entered his Phantom. He activated the sensors and modified them to scan for known Elite Cloaking standards. He found the ship on his sensors and began to follow it.

Barrabus: Alright...let's see where you are going...


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 09:38 PM



Piolet:Sir,some one is following us.
What. Whos ship is it.
Seems to be a brutes,sir.
Open a Comn line with him.
The piolt opens a comn to barrabuses sip.


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 09:39 PM



max:Tye, i dont think we will be able to save this base...


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 09:41 PM



Barrabus answers the comm. He pretended to be unaware of Tolig and Scaramanga.

Barrabus: This is Chieftain Barrabus...who am I speaking with?

Meanwhile:

Tyber: I have been in worse situations...just keep fighting.

Tyber dodged an Elite swinging an energy blade. He fired both of his SMGs and killed the Elite.


















Grunt Hive Mind 12-23-2009 09:44 PM



Barrabus. How nice to meet you.
Tolig thought against useing his name. He wasnt the most popular elite around.
My name is Thaddm, I am a new captin. What is your bisnuess here.


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 09:45 PM



max:ok


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 09:45 PM



Barrabus: Just scouting the area...ensuring no humans escape from the base that the Elites are currently cleaning up. From where are you contacting me from?


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 09:52 PM



sir i could use some help im not enjoying being held by an alien at the neck


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 09:53 PM



max shot the elite


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 09:54 PM



Tyber turned but saw the Elite had already been killed.

Tyber: I got him!


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 09:54 PM



sure you did


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 09:56 PM



max:bullcrap that was my kill!


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 09:57 PM



Tyber laughed. He shot down another Elite.

Tyber: Prove it!


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 09:59 PM



pissing off a girl is bad sir


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 10:02 PM



max:i will prove it!, after the battle
max put a tage on the dead elite


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 10:13 PM



Tyber took cover behind some sandbags and fired from behind them.

Tyber: Yeah...we are outnumbered...but I am not ordering a retreat! I would rather die!


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 10:14 PM



max:dumb ideatye, die here, to kill 3 extra squids or live to kill hundreds more


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 10:15 PM



Tyber: Well...I would rather die here and kill three extra squids. Sure I could retreat...and then I could be killed during the evac...so I will take what I am guaranteed!


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 10:18 PM



how about live and keep seeing our wonderful faces


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 10:21 PM



max fired over the cover


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 10:22 PM



Tyber: Feel free to run if you two want to...I have no intention of allowing these squids to take this outpost!


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 10:28 PM



max:im staying tye, i still have a debt to repay


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 10:29 PM



Tyber: Good!

Tyber ran out of ammo for his SMG's he tossed them aside and grabbed an assault rifle that was laying near a dead marine. He continued firing.


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 10:32 PM



well your both crazy you know that but i must use my explosives


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 10:33 PM



Tyber: I am not crazy...just...motivated.


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 10:36 PM



sure..

takes out an rocket launcher and fires at a bunch of elites boom 12 dead


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 10:38 PM



max in announcer voice:overkill....*cough* cough* agh! must have somthing in my throat


















KillerRabbit213 12-23-2009 10:39 PM



you've played to many games max


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 10:42 PM



max:"huh?


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 10:43 PM



Tyber: Focus!

Tyber continued firing his assault rifle. His clip ran dry and an Elite grabbed him. Before the Elite could kill Tyber a shotgun blast was heard. The Elite fell dead.

Vernette: Don't get yourself killed Tye.

Vernette helped Tye to his feet.


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 10:49 PM



max:talk some sense into your brother!


















ninjashocker 12-23-2009 10:50 PM



kiven awoke with a headache


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 10:53 PM



Tyber: Pointless Endeavor!
Vernette: Pointless Endeavor!

Meanwhile:

Voro looked out over the human encampment, he could see the smoke rising into the sky. He turned back to see Kiven awake from his sleep.

Voro: You missed the fireworks brother...


















ninjashocker 12-23-2009 10:55 PM



kiven: HAHAHAHA the sound of the fireworks has awoken my spirit of fighting, so how many casualties


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 10:56 PM



Voro: Many!


















ninjashocker 12-23-2009 10:58 PM



kiven stood up and took one of the plasma rifles from the jackasl and walked toward the ledge

kiven: Shall we go brother, for tonight we will have victory


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 10:59 PM



max:...
max kept firing


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 11:03 PM



Voro: Let us finish the humans here and now!

Voro drew his plasma pistols. Several Elites took point. Voro followed behind them.

Meanwhile:

Vernette took cover behind the sandbags.

Vernette: These fuckers just keep coming! They never stop!

Vernette reloaded his shotgun.

Vernette: Well...if we die...let's make sure history never forgets this battle!


















Killer 2 12-23-2009 11:06 PM



max:it wont if humans are deystroyed by the covenant for staying in a 0% win battle!


















ninjashocker 12-23-2009 11:07 PM



kiven steadied the plasma rifle and waited to see a human
a human came out of the broken bunkers running
kiven shot his leg he fell on the ground with a thud, he started crawling
kiven shot him in the head


















NakedCrook 12-23-2009 11:15 PM



Voro walked into the human base. He saw many dead humans.

Voro: Worthless filth!

Meanwhile:

Vernette: We can win this! There is never a battle that cannot be won! Every battle is winnable. I never retreat...its the Vernette way!

Tyber: Your damn right!

Vernette and Tyber began shooting at other Elites from behind the sandbags.

Vernette: Do not run off and be a coward Max...if you turn and run I will shoot you!


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