New!_Halo_RPG_Part_4_-_2

[Naked Crook]

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[Naked Crook]

cubanpete24 01-01-2010 01:35 PM Leo: Lovely Leo walked down to the bridge, where he awaited Korman's vulture. KillerRabbit213 01-01-2010 01:36 PM we freaked max out didn't we NakedCrook 01-01-2010 01:47 PM Vernette waited for Korman to arrive. Meanwhile: Lyons: Yes we did! KillerRabbit213 01-01-2010 01:49 PM im surprised the doctor didn't say anything NakedCrook 01-01-2010 01:53 PM Lyons: Who cares about him! KillerRabbit213 01-01-2010 02:03 PM i talk to much cubanpete24 01-01-2010 04:03 PM Korman's vulture landed in the hangar bay. Korman stepped out of the vulture, he was greeted by a punch in the face by Leo. Korman: Nice to see you too Leo. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 04:18 PM Officer: Sir...Admiral Korman has arrived. Vernette felt sick. Vernette: I hate that man...he stands for everything I don't! So help me God...if I see him, I am going to give him a piece of my mind... cubanpete24 01-01-2010 04:23 PM Korman: Alright, where to. Leo: Follow me. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 04:26 PM Vernette began to think. Vernette: Not that I trust anything Korman says, be did he not say he didn't care enough about his AI's to...booby trap them? Vernette remembered when Sheperd sent him the chip. Vernette recalled that Sheperd said that his people couldn't fix it and that Vernette's people should try. Vernette: I do not like where this train of throught is going...but it has to be explored! cubanpete24 01-01-2010 04:30 PM Kirk followed Leo onto the bridge. Leo: So, Do you still dwell on the fact you stole my job? Kirk: You stole mine to begin with. Leo: Who stole what to begin with doesn't matter. Leo and Kirk stopped at the door to the bridge. Leo: He's in there. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 04:36 PM Vernette saw Korman and Leo enter the bridge. He glared at Korman. Vernette: I will spare you an execution...I am getting tired of killing clones...why am I even speaking to you? cubanpete24 01-01-2010 04:40 PM Korman: Of course. alright, so where is this AI NakedCrook 01-01-2010 04:41 PM Vernette pointed to a table at the far corner. There was an AI chip on the table. Vernette: Just...do your thing... cubanpete24 01-01-2010 04:43 PM Kirk nodded, he walked oveer to Doug's AI chip and was tinkering with it. Kirk: Holy cow! What did you do to this thing! NakedCrook 01-01-2010 04:49 PM Vernette shook his head. Vernette: I did nothing to it...the last person to TRY and fix it, short of Leo, was Fleet Admiral Sheperd and his people. Vernette began to think back. Vernette: I am not going crazy Korman...but I think you are...for once...innocent of any wrongdoing here... cubanpete24 01-01-2010 05:04 PM Kirk: Well, Whatever any of them did, there's some tech here, that isn't mine. Korman grabbed a set of plyers and ripped of a piece of chip from Doug's AI chip Kirk: This is the puppy that's causing all the trouble, well, that little emp blast of course, also Vernette, I wouldn't bother trying to fix that HOlotable, It'll come back online in about say.........10-15 hours, if your an unlucky son of a bitch, 24 hours. See, this is is the T-4000 mk. C espionage chip.It's meant for attaching to a old AI, or defective AI. To find out if this came from Sheperd, I will need further study. He rubbed his chin. Kirk: That solves one problem, NOw, as for the CIP infection, I will need more time. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 05:06 PM Vernette: I have an idea on how to gain access to the CIP information. We do not need to look into that. What we should be looking into is getting a CIP! KillerRabbit213 01-01-2010 05:10 PM would you smack my ass plz cubanpete24 01-01-2010 05:11 PM Kirk: Alright, to fix this AI, simply reboot it. He tossed Vernette Doug's AI chip. Kirk: As for this.....I will investigate it further to confirm whether it came from Sheperd or not. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 05:16 PM Lyons grins. Lyons: You have had too much fun today. You need a time out. Meanwhile: Vernette: I want Leo to work with you...I want to know about everything you uncover, no matter how trivial! cubanpete24 01-01-2010 05:18 PM Kirk:no Leo: no KillerRabbit213 01-01-2010 05:18 PM id like to see you try! NakedCrook 01-01-2010 05:18 PM Vernette: This is not a democracy. Either work together or share a cell together. It's your choice! cubanpete24 01-01-2010 05:21 PM Kirk: Sure. Why not. Korman walked out of the bridge with Leo following him. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 05:24 PM Vernette grinned as Leo and Korman walked off the bridge. Vernette: This is going to be amusing! cubanpete24 01-01-2010 06:45 PM *meanwhile* Soap was leaning back on a wall, while Jerome was tinkering with a door lock. Soap: So Jerome, Are you going to open that door today? Jerome: Mhmm, just sit tight. The door finally opened. Jeroe peeked inside. Soap: What'ya see. Jerome: bout 7 brutes, 12 grunts. 5 grunts are sleeping. Soap: alright, Paulie, your with Jerome, set up over there. On my mark, Open fire. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 07:14 PM Delta: So...do you think its a good idea to pair those two up? They sound like they have a pretty ruthless history together! Vernette: I am sure they will be fine! They have to work together...or else! Killer 2 01-01-2010 07:51 PM max:or lese? NakedCrook 01-01-2010 08:24 PM Vernette: Or else those two are going to pay dearly! I don't want any more fucking around! Killer 2 01-01-2010 08:27 PM max:why so sreious NakedCrook 01-01-2010 10:39 PM Vernette: I am being "serious" because I have Sheperd on one end trying to pull the wool over my eyes, while I have Korman on my ship, doing God knows what. I have every reason to be "serious" Killer 2 01-01-2010 10:40 PM max:ok NakedCrook 01-01-2010 10:44 PM Vernette: I am starting to get really ticked off with the UNSC...to often I am forced to deal with this shit! Killer 2 01-01-2010 10:47 PM max:when are you NOT fed up with somthing? NakedCrook 01-01-2010 11:02 PM Vernette: Nowadays? There is not very much that does not irritate me! Killer 2 01-01-2010 11:09 PM max:nowadays? NakedCrook 01-02-2010 12:00 AM Vernette: I'm talking about now, today, the past few months...in the past few months, I have dealt with traitors, power mongers, and assholes more often then I should have! I am getting sick of it! Killer 2 01-02-2010 12:19 AM max:you have always been ticked ooff, or sick of somthing NakedCrook 01-02-2010 12:25 AM Vernette: Well...I just have no tolerance for assholes, incompetence, and most of all, traitors! They don't make them like me anymore... Killer 2 01-02-2010 12:29 AM max:so basicly EVERYBODY is one of those things? NakedCrook 01-02-2010 12:32 AM Vernette:: Everyone who does not fully comply with my level and definition of loyal and trustworthy is "one of those things". Vernette grinned. Vernette: Do you believe the ends justify the means so long as the means do not put the innocent in danger? Killer 2 01-02-2010 12:36 AM max:the word innocent is never in neutrel form, it varies NakedCrook 01-02-2010 12:39 AM Vernette: Very true. I am glad you are not stupid Max. Killer 2 01-02-2010 12:45 AM max:i cant understand why we dont sign a treaty.. those who plot the destruction of others offen perish in the attempt NakedCrook 01-02-2010 12:49 AM Delta laughed. Vernette: Not always true, but I see where you are going with your idea Max. Vernette paused. Vernette: Just remember Max, your loyalty to the UNSC should never surpass your loyalty to your own principles! That has been my philosophy...and to be frank...my philosophy has kept us going... Killer 2 01-02-2010 12:57 AM max:peace IS one of my principals.. and i think im one of the last with that principal... NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:00 AM Vernette: Peace... Vernette grinned. Vernette: Youth...it does wonders for ones state of mind... Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:09 AM max wat do you mean? NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:16 AM Vernette: Peace is nothing more then an intermission Max. There will always be conflict. Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:21 AM max:time spent on an intermisson is better than time spent killing and dieing NakedCrook 01-02-2010 03:29 AM Vernette: Your right Max. Conflict is not a good thing, but alas, without this war...I have no purpose! Killer 2 01-02-2010 03:30 AM max:what about courtney and i? NakedCrook 01-02-2010 03:35 AM Delta: Got you there Vernette! Vernette grinned. Vernette: It's one thing to be a husband and a father...its another to be the 30 year absentee guy...there is not much left I can do for you two... Killer 2 01-02-2010 03:36 AM max:you have plenty to give to us NakedCrook 01-02-2010 03:38 AM Vernette: A home? A family life? I am far past that time Max... Killer 2 01-02-2010 03:40 AM max:vrnette, you'll always be my father NakedCrook 01-02-2010 03:43 AM Vernette: Well...its good to know you consider me as such...despite my lack of fatherly attention over the years...and my less then stellar track record...when it comes to...well...everything... Killer 2 01-02-2010 03:45 AM max:i must have the weirdest family.... NakedCrook 01-02-2010 03:48 AM Vernette: It's more then what some people have. Despite its...disorganization...its still a family. I have even considered retirement after this war is done and catching up on many lost years. Killer 2 01-02-2010 03:51 AM max:im guessing 90% of unsc personnel will retire after this war! NakedCrook 01-02-2010 03:54 AM Vernette thought about what Max said. Vernette: 90% of the UNSC is green Max, fresh out of their mothers wombs for shits sake! Greens have no right to retire after a year or so. These people are in the prime of their lives! Vernette shakes his head. Vernette: It makes me sick to be honest... Killer 2 01-02-2010 03:57 AM max:think vernette, would you want to stay in the unsc after seeing your freinds cut fown or ripped apart? NakedCrook 01-02-2010 04:00 AM Vernette stared at Max. Vernette: I did...I lost many friends in this war, I even lost people who were more then friends...I didn't quit Max. Granted, there is a difference between mid war and post war. However...I am not going to leave the UNSC because of the people I lost, oh no! The only reason I am going to retire after this is said and done is because I have earned it! Killer 2 01-02-2010 04:02 AM max shrugged max:alot of people will qit, and find a new job NakedCrook 01-02-2010 04:36 AM Vernette stood up. he looked at Max. Vernette: Max...as much as I would love to carry on a conversation with you, even I need sleep. I sleep to work Max. I sleep to work...and right now, I need some sleep. Vernette looked at Lt. Commander Hayes. Vernette: Hayes, I want you to keep watch on things for a while. Hayes: Will do sir! Vernette walks off the bridge. Hayes sits down in the command chair and looks at Delta. Hayes: So...I finally get to meet the infamous Delta...is it true that you are a machine? Delta: Almost true...I am roughly 70% mechanic! Hayes: So are you technically dead? Delta: No...I am still technically alive, I just don't have any redundant internal organs. Hayes: Do you eat? Delta: Nope. Hayes: Do you sleep? Delta: Nope. Hayes: Do you get thirsty? Delta: Nope. Hayes: How do you survive? Delta: My design schematics were destroyed, on purpose. It was to protect the secret of my creation. I was instructed never to tell anyone whats goes on in here or how it works. Delta pounds his chest. Delta: I will outlive your great, great, VERY great, grandchildren! Hayes was stunned. Hayes: Frightening in a way... Delta: Not really... Hayes: Do you think for yourself? Delta: Yes... Hayes: yet you refuse to kill everyone in sight? Remarkable! Why? Delta: Good question...everyone used to hate me! I just went about my business. Over time, people got kinda used to me. I still invoke mass anxiety when I am around, for most people anyways, but all in all...nobody points guns at me anymore! I usually do not carry on conversations with the crew members, however, there are a few exceptions. But as per your question...I guess its because Vernette says not to kill anyone in the UNSC as it stands. Hayes: What do you mean? Delta: I don't have any loyalty to the UNSC, or to the command structure for that matter. I am loyal to Vernette. What he says is law. Hayes: If he says jump off a bridge... Delta: Then I will jump off a bridge, because if Vernette tells me to jump off a bridge, there is a damn good reason to jump off said bridge! Hayes: So that explains the little rebellion! Delta: Yes...it does! Hayes: I'm surprised HIGHCOM allows you to hang around if you are this...defiant! Delta: What HIGHCOM wants does not concern me. Too bad HIGHCOM takes its orders from Vernette. I don't think HIGHCOM wants another rebellion on their hands. Hayes: Whats your real name? Delta was silent. Hayes: Delta? Whats your real name? Delta was silent. Hayes: Delta? Delta: Yes? Hayes: What was your real name? Delta was silent. Hayes: Do you remember your name? Delta was silent. Hayes: Come on...I doubt anyone would care! Delta walked off the bridge. Hayes: It must be a touchy subject for him! Killer 2 01-02-2010 12:50 PM max:it is, dont bring t up, you wont like your answer NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:22 PM Hayes: I don't see what the big deal is...it's just a name! Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:28 PM max:just dont bring it up NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:33 PM Hayes: Well...if you say so. I was just curious.... Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:43 PM max:curiostity killed the cat NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:46 PM Hayes: So it did...didn't kill the human though.... Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:48 PM max:it has NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:49 PM Hayes: Are you implying that he has killed someone for digging too deep into his past? KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 01:50 PM lyons you still gonna smack whats yours? Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:51 PM max:no cubanpete24 01-02-2010 01:54 PM (Shit, need to make up for lost time) Soap had his foot over the body of a brute. Jerome: This punk's still alive. Jerome aimed his smg at the squirming grunt. Soap walked over to the squirming grunt. He took off his helmet to show his skull balaclava. Soap: Hey grunt, wanna know why I bear these....bones on my mask? The grunt was squirming to get out from under Jerome's boot. Soap: See, an old friend of mine, poor little Simon Schneuda, died on halloween, he went as a skeloton, see, when your family has ties to the mob, and you don't pay em' your protection money, they get angry, they chop up your friends limbs, and throw them into the lake. then, they put your friends torso in a meat grinder, then lastly, they mail you your friends head in the mail. Grunt: Why're you telling me this! Soap leaned in closer to the grunt. Soap: Where. Is. The. CIP NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:54 PM Hayes: Good! Hayes shrugged and typed a few things on the terminal next to him. He was reviewing the current situation involving Sheperd. Hayes: It's only a matter of time before someone figures out what is name is. There must be a few people out there that would know! Meanwhile: Lyons: Oh I will smack it alright...but I wont...I will save that for later. Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:56 PM max:why do you care? KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 02:00 PM oh okay NakedCrook 01-02-2010 02:00 PM Hayes: I am I not allowed to be curious about the mystery Brute's name? You cannot tell me that his real name is not more exciting and outspoken then that generic, bland, Greek letter! cubanpete24 01-02-2010 02:10 PM Soap: TALK! Grunt: I don't know! I've never heard of the CIP! Soap fired his smg, killing the grunt. Paul exited the doorway. Paul: No CIP here. Soap: Alright, moveonto the next building. NakedCrook 01-02-2010 02:22 PM Lyons: I need to rest more...come back later. Lyons closes his eyes and falls asleep. Meanwhile: Vernette was lying on his bed, staring at the ceiling. Vernette: Retirement...is it that great? Vernette thought about all the sitting around he would be doing. He then thought about the boredom, the prospect of being useless. He frowned. Vernette: Retirement sucks! Like come on...80 is the new 30...and I am only in my 60s! So I have seen more combat then most people have...big whoop! I have managed to get along just fine! DO I need to end my elustrious career because of that? Vernette began to think what would happen to the UNSC if he retired. Vernette: My God...I can't retire...things would fall apart! I need to die in the UNSC to get out of it! If I retired, I could only imagine the amount of stupid shit that would begin happening. there would be more men like Korman, Beurscott, VIncetti, Sheperd...there would be total chaos! Vernette began to laugh out loud. Vernette: They don't make them like me anymore, that's for sure... KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 02:27 PM goes back to room and thinks about the things lyons will do later NakedCrook 01-02-2010 02:37 PM Vernette grinned. Vernette: I am not going to end my career! I am too important to quit! I am needed! Without me this entire organization will fall into ruin! I did not work for 45 solid years just to have everything I have worked for get destroyed by some asshole! Vernette walked over to the terminal in his room and accessed his personal files. He opened a text document which turned out to be his resignation forms. He deleted the files. He then deleted his retirement speech. Vernette: That is one speech I will NEVER give! Vernette began to think. He looked in the mirror. Vernette: I would give myself another 50...60 years before I croak...I am going nowhere! KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 02:47 PM (ahhhhhhhhhhhh) NakedCrook 01-02-2010 04:53 PM Vernette began to think. He contacted Drew on the comm. Vernette: Drew, it's Director Vernette, I would just like to let you know that you did a total of $86 000 in damages to my bar. I'm just calling to let you know your pay has been suspended for the next year and a half. I would be willing to forget this incident, but you need to do something for me, a mission, an important mission. cubanpete24 01-02-2010 08:14 PM *meanwhile* 2 hours into mission B South hemisphere of Mars. Doug was scratching the back part of his neck. Vernette: Drew, it's Director *heavy static* you know that you did a total of $86,000*heavy static* just calling to let you know your pay has *heavy static* the next year and a half.*heavy static* you need to do something f*heavy static*ission. Drew: Jesus, can't hear a damn thing this old cook's trying to tell me, Arnie, can you hear anything Vernie's trying to tell you? Or anyone for that matter? Arnie: I can't hear a damn thing, it's all static. Drew: Whatever, I'll talk to Vernette once we find this...CIP. Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 08:34 PM A "I'm sry i left" Present: Name: Adam Shaultzer Sex: Male Class: Marine Race: Human Rank: Corporal Traits: (working on it) Weapons: MA5C w/ Thermal Scope (Ammo Counter+Compass removed) http://www.ikproductions.net/album.p...pictureid=1539 Killer 2 01-02-2010 08:35 PM (so your back now?) NakedCrook 01-02-2010 09:08 PM Vernette rolled his eyes. He closed the comm. Vernette: I need an alternative. I could just sieze the CIP in the name of internal security but Sheperd might have some plan for that too. Vernette began to think. Vernette: When diplomacy fail...there is only one alternative...violence. Vernette grinned. Vernette: I am going to give Sheperd one final chance to surrender those CIPs...or at the very least, every piece of logistical information on them...or people might get hurt! Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:09 PM max walked out of the bridge and saw another person (andy) KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 09:19 PM im bored Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:28 PM (its adam) Adam took a notice of the person walking out the bridge. Being bored outa his skull he started a conversation with her. Hey whats up? He pulled out a pack of cigerettes lighted one and started to puff away on his smoke. NakedCrook 01-02-2010 09:29 PM (Max is a chick FWIW) Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:29 PM (WTF editing -_-) Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:32 PM max:not much, are you new on the ship? I've never seen you before Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:38 PM Nah. I just don't hang here as much. I got bored going to the same places I go to. So I'm exploring. Man I hope they don't deploy us somewhere snowy. I can't see shit in the snow. Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:41 PM max:i get bored alot to... Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:45 PM Heh. You know, this one guy once said that the worst enemy in a war isn't the people you're fighting, but rather boredom. Name's Adam. Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:48 PM max:im max Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:49 PM Things got really confusing for Adam. M..Max? Isn't that... a guy's name? You're kiding right? Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:50 PM maX:no.. girls can be named max.. Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:52 PM Well anyways, nice to meet you Max. Wtf? I gotta lay off the smokes... Adam takes the cigerette out of his mouth and tosses it into a trash can. Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:52 PM max:nice to meeet you to Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:54 PM Well I'm gonna head for the Mess Hall and grab some chow. Wanna come with? KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 09:54 PM decides to wander around and passes by the bridge NakedCrook 01-02-2010 09:54 PM Vernette was watching from down the hall. He shakes his head. He walked up to Adam. Vernette: Really? Tossing a cigarette into a trash can? Are you trying to start a fire? Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:55 PM max:sure Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 10:00 PM Quote: Originally Posted by Killer 2 (Post 86002) max:sure Hold up. Quote: Originally Posted by NakedCrook (Post 86001) Vernette was watching from down the hall. He shakes his head. He walked up to Adam. Vernette: Really? Tossing a cigarette into a trash can? Are you trying to start a fire? Adams turns to the person addressing him. Attention on deck! NakedCrook 01-02-2010 10:07 PM Vernette laughed. Vernette: You are either new here or incredibly reclusive! Spare me the "attention on deck" routine. I am not so full of myself that I need to hear that every time I walk up to someone. Drop the protocol...nobody seems to follow it anyways. Nobody calls me Admiral, or Director, rather, everyone calls me "Vernette". You might as well adopt the habit, you will fit in better. Vernette paused. Vernette: So long as you act and look respectable, you will have no issues with me. Vernette paused again. Vernette: With that said...please...don't through lit cigs into the trash...we already had one fire on the ship and it caused a lot of damage, and yes...it was caused by a cigarette. Vernette walked past Adam but turned back to face him. Vernette: Your free to go do your own thing. KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 10:10 PM while wandering thinks to self wow i enjoy it when lyons orders me around NakedCrook 01-02-2010 10:13 PM As Vernette was walking back to the bridge he saw Tina leaning on the wall. Vernette: Hey Tina? No loitering! KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 10:15 PM ive done far worse... NakedCrook 01-02-2010 10:15 PM Vernette: Do I want to know? KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 10:16 PM noooo you wouldn't NakedCrook 01-02-2010 10:17 PM Vernette: Then I will not ask! KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 10:21 PM don't you have better things to do then talk to a dirty whore? NakedCrook 01-02-2010 10:23 PM Vernette: I do have better things to do...but I can do whatever I want...I am the Director of ONI! Vernette turned away from Tina and walked towards the bridge. KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 10:25 PM well whatever then NakedCrook 01-02-2010 10:32 PM Vernette entered the bridge. he saw Hayes sitting in the command chair. Hayes: Back so soon? Vernette: Couldn't sleep... Hayes: A shame... Vernette: What is our operational status? Hayes: Everything is perfect. Vernette: Good. I plan to have a nice little talk with Sheperd. It might get violent. Hayes: What!? Vernette: I have lost all my faith in Sheperd. I have reason to believe he is hiding something and I plan to find out what. If he does not tell me what I want to know, I plan to just force it out of him. I will send that guy to an early grave if he does not cooperate with me. I am sick of this charade! Hayes: You would start a firefight with another UNSC vessel? Vernette: Read my job description; the use of deadly force is authorized at any given time to preserve the UNSC. I suspect something is afoot with him, that is reason enough for me to use deadly force! Hayes: You used deadly force before, and you started a whole shit show as a result! Vernette: Cooke manipulated the UNSC against me. I did nothing wrong. Get your facts straight before you make stupid comments. Hayes: Ummm... Vernette: No ummms! I want this ship at full tactical alert and I want Sheperd on the comm NOW! Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 10:57 PM So Max, what's it like being a girl whose name is Max? I mean, you've probably run into people who have been shocked to know that your name is Max. Killer 2 01-02-2010 10:59 PM max:not really Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 11:09 PM Huh, guess I'm the first. That's quiet embarrasing actually. *quietly* Oorah. Killer 2 01-02-2010 11:14 PM max:i dont m8ind adam NakedCrook 01-02-2010 11:18 PM Delta was in the hanger bay with a bunch of Marines. Marine 1: There is no way you can bench a warthog! Delta: I can so! Marine 2: Alright...I will bet...my watch...that the Brute cannot bench a standard LAAV Warthog. The marine takes his watch off. It was a Rolex. Marine 1: I will bet my sunglasses! Marine 3: I am in for...300 bucks! Delta rolled his eyes. Marine 1: You need to put something on the line Brute...bet something! Delta: Alright...how about this... Delta reached behind his back and drew two energy blades and placed them on a table. They were both gold plated. Delta: I rarely use these anyways... Marine 1: Alright...go Brute... Delta waked over to the Warthog and lay down beside it. He shifted underneath it. He placed his hands on the undercarriage of the vehicle. Delta: These guys are in for a surprise! cubanpete24 01-02-2010 11:22 PM Drew was picking the lock of a door into a warehouse. Drew: Son of a bitch, I broke my bobby pin. Arnie, hand me another Arnie handed Drew a bobby pin. Drew nodded, and picked the lock. the door finally opened. Drew: Alright, now to find the...........CIP...... They were greeted by a warehouse full of brutes sitting on boxes, and grunts tinkering with carbines and plasma pistols. Drew: Holy........ Arnie: That son of a bitch NakedCrook 01-02-2010 11:35 PM Delta lifted the car with full arm extension. He did not have very much difficulty. He lowered the vehicles and lifted it up again. he repeated this process several more times. He crawled out from under the car and was met by the shocked expressions of the Marines. Marine 1: I don't believe it! Marine 2: Impossible! Marine 3: My lunch money! Delta laughed. He walked over and grabbed the Marines possessions. He grabbed his swords and put them back on his belt. Delta: You guys got swindled by the best! Delta walked out of the hanger bay. cubanpete24 01-02-2010 11:41 PM Sheperd drummed his fingers on his chair's armrest. Sheperd: Havn't heard from any of them lately, what's keeping em' NakedCrook 01-02-2010 11:47 PM Delta looked at the money in his hands, unsure what it was used for. He then looked at the watch, unsure what it was used for. He knew the sunglasses were to put over your eyes. He put the sunglasses on. Delta: Ohhh...nice...everything is dark...darker... Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 12:36 AM I feel like ranting... Hey Max, you know why I enlisted? NakedCrook 01-03-2010 12:38 AM Delta walked towards the bridge. He was looking at the watch, trying to figure out how it worked. He saw a human talking to Max. He looked at Adam. Delta: To kill Brutes? Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 12:52 AM What the hell? A brute on the ship? Oh well, at least he isn't trying to kill me. I see that you made a typical answer to my question. No, that is not why I joined. Actually, you should call me a wuss for my reasons. My life sucked. Had a bit of trouble in school as a kid. Then I met a girl. We eventually got together. It really help my spirits, started doing alot better in school. Then, well, we had a pretty bad break up. It was going so well... What went wrong... anyways, I really didn't want to think about it. So I joined. Heh, I really thought I could escape it... I'm such an idiot. Oh well, what's done is done. SO what's up uh.... NakedCrook 01-03-2010 12:54 AM Delta looked at Adam talk...unsure what he was talking about. There was an awkward silence. Delta: I joined the UNSC when I was kidnapped, brainwashed, and physically altered...not too different from your story I guess... Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 01:00 AM Okay? So what's you're name. I don't want to call you dude. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:01 AM Delta: Delta... Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 01:03 AM Nice meet ya Delta. Well I'm off to get some chow. See ya. cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:05 AM (lol) Drew had took cover next to a chest high wall, Arnie did the same. Arnie: Son of a bitchfuck! Sheperd said there'd be maybe.....7 or so covenant! Drew blindfired his battle rifle. Drew: I'm gonna give that no good asshole a piece of my mind once I get that CIP. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:09 AM Delta watched as Adam walked by. He shrugged. and entered the bridge. He looked at Vernette. Delta: I ran into the...weirdest Marines just outside the bridge! Vernette: Whats up with the glasses, and the money, and the Rolex? Delta: Oh! A bunch of marines bet me that I could not bench press a Warthog. I took their possessions! Vernette shrugged. Vernette: You didn't tell that marine anything did you? Delta: Only half truths... Vernette: Good enough! Look...I am about to grill Sheperd for answers about what he wants with these CIPs. Give me a sec. Officer: Sir, we have sent the message to The Intervention. We are awaiting a response. Vernette: Give him two minutes to respond! cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:10 AM Sheperd's comm terminal beeped. He looked over and saw that it was from the CLoak and Dagger. He sighed, and put it on speaker. Sheperd: Admiral Sheperd Speaking. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:14 AM Vernette sat down. Vernette: Sheperd...I know that you are collecting these CIPs. I know that you sent RTJ to recover more of them. I want to know why you found it necessary to hide this from me and I want to know what your overall plans are...I will only ask once! If I don't get a good answer, I will be forced to take actions tyou would otherwise NOT want me to take! Killer 2 01-03-2010 01:15 AM max:im hungry too max walked at a brisk pace until she caught up with adam Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 01:16 AM Oh hey Max. Sorry I forgot about you. Killer 2 01-03-2010 01:17 AM max: its ok adam cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:36 AM SHeperd: Vernette, your looking at this the wrong way. Look, I sent RTJ to do their job. To recover Said CIP. Funny thing Vernette, You gave me RTJ to do what I wish with them. For the week. So, just wait for the week's end. Right, about the CIP, well, to be honest, I don't know why your being so uptight about this. I had a CIP infect my ship's Nano-Drive. Thank god Leslie terminated it in time. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:40 AM Vernette: These CIPs could hold any amount of information Sheperd! These are invaluable pieces of equipment and yet you chose to hide every bit of information about them from me. I want to know why! I had to do my own digging and investigations on these things! Why are you hiding information from me Sheperd? cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:42 AM Sheperd: I don't need to answer squat Dear Director, NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:45 AM Vernette: This is a matter of internal security Sheperd...this is my domain you are treading in! I will ask one more time Sheperd...why are you hiding information from me? Refusal to answer this question will be met with the deadliest of force! cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:47 AM Sheperd: As far as the UNSC is concerned Vernette, I've done nothing wrong, I've sidestepped every violation with a thing called loophole Preston. I hate to pull this card again, but there is nothing. you can do. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:50 AM Vernette looked at his tactical officer. Vernette: Officially, there is nothing I can do...but you have no idea who you are messing with Sheperd! Vernette grinned. Vernette: let me show you how the UNSC used to do things! The Cloak and Dagger fired a light barrage of archer missiles, hitting a non-critical area of The Intervention. Vernette: That was a warning shot Sheperd...the next volly will NOT be a warning. Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 01:52 AM (Assuming the shipmembers have been notified of the events) What the hell is going on out there!? cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:54 AM Sheperd: I do not want a civil war Preston. And....if I'm not mistaken isn't doing shit like this the thing that got you behind bars? hmm? (Just for the record, don't like...destroy his ship or anything, like back off then say "this isn't the last you've seen of me!" Don't worry, You'll have your chance to fuck SHeperd's shit up) Killer 2 01-03-2010 01:56 AM max:it my dad... he uses violence alot.. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:59 AM Vernette began to think. Vernette: Like I said, that was a warning Sheperd. Just remember, I am hovering right over your shoulder...with my guns primed. If you so much as step out of line...I will do to you what I have done to so many before. Remember Sheperd...I may have spent time behind bars...but ultimatly...I won that conflict! Vernette grinned. Vernette: For the record...I was put behind bars because I was doing my job, not because I WASN'T doing it! Check your Intel Sheperd. Vernette closed the comm channel. Vernette: All hands, maintain full battle alert! Delta: This is getting...precarious! Vernette: Yes they are D, yes they are! cubanpete24 01-03-2010 02:00 AM SHeperd turned off the comm. He rubbed his temples. Sheperd: Leslie, prime the pelican for launch, Drew and his buddy should be nearing completion of their mission by now. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 02:07 AM Vernette grinned. Hayes: Sir...this is really...odd. Firing on an allied ship? That must be illegal or something! Vernette: I don't really care at this point. When it comes to these shady characters, treading on the side of protcol and "by the books" will yield no results! Hayes: I don't like where this is going sir...its very...precarious, like the Brute said. Delta: I love a precarious situation...I get to fuck people up! Vernette: See...Delta understands the situation! I suggest you emulate Delta! Hayes was silent. He returned to his work. ninjashocker 01-03-2010 05:16 AM kiven still laid quietly in his chair NakedCrook 01-03-2010 12:40 PM Delta walked off the bridge and toured the ship. He walked past the mess hall and saw Max talking with Adam. He approaches Max and Adam. Delta: Hey...whats new? Killer 2 01-03-2010 12:46 PM max:nothing much delta NakedCrook 01-03-2010 12:53 PM Delta: Hmmm...I see... Delta paused and handed Max the Rolex he swindled from a Marine earlier. Delta: Here...it doesn't fit on me...I swindled this from some Marine when he bet that I could not bench press a Warthog...I also got this... Delta put $300 down on the table. Delta: I have no use for this stuff anyways...you may, but I wont... Killer 2 01-03-2010 01:04 PM max:cool Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 01:09 PM Bolas stared at his once great fortress as his ship began to take off. Meh. It was bound to happen eventually. But, Im still pretty pissed.While reflecting on recent events the high preist entered the room. O Bolas the Ram, Your fleet is ready! Good. We will leave now! Moments later a fleet of 14 massive ships began to take off. UNSC you made a very grave mistake. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:20 PM Delta: Yeah...I should swindle people more often...its quite lucrative! Meanwhile: Officer: Sir...we have a dozen or so ships surfacing from mars. They are entering orbit! Vernette: What? Vernette walked over to the sensors and was shocked. Vernette: Well...this complicates matters! Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 01:29 PM Quote: Originally Posted by NakedCrook (Post 86051) Vernette grinned. Hayes: Sir...this is really...odd. Firing on an allied ship? That must be illegal or something! Vernette: I don't really care at this point. When it comes to these shady characters, treading on the side of protcol and \\"by the books\\" will yield no results! Hayes: I don't like where this is going sir...its very...precarious, like the Brute said. Delta: I love a precarious situation...I get to fuck people up! Vernette: See...Delta understands the situation! I suggest you emulate Delta! Hayes was silent. He returned to his work. Shit gotta go. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:32 PM Delta watched as Adam left. He looked back at Max. Delta: Either that guy really hates me...or...he always has somewhere else to be... Killer 2 01-03-2010 01:34 PM max:im guessing hte second, adams a nice guy NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:36 PM Delta: So you don't think it has nothing to do with the fact that I am the walking embodiment of the enemy? Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 01:39 PM Quote: Originally Posted by NakedCrook (Post 86049) Vernette began to think. Vernette: Like I said, that was a warning Sheperd. Just remember, I am hovering right over your shoulder...with my guns primed. If you so much as step out of line...I will do to you what I have done to so many before. Remember Sheperd...I may have spent time behind bars...but ultimatly...I won that conflict! Vernette grinned. Vernette: For the record...I was put behind bars because I was doing my job, not because I WASN'T doing it! Check your Intel Sheperd. Vernette closed the comm channel. Vernette: All hands, maintain full battle alert! Delta: This is getting...precarious! Vernette: Yes they are D, yes they are! (sorry guys, wrong quote. This is the right one) cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:43 PM Drew: Here goes nothing. He blindly tosses a grenade from his cover, the grenade lands near a grunt holding a plasma grenade, the grenade explodes, and the grunt's plasma grenade lies toward a brute's face, the brute's face explodes, thus knocking him back, the headless corpse of the brute falls on a covenant explosive barrel. it explodes, setting off 2 other barrels. killing 3 brutes, and 4 grunts, and 2 jackals. Drew took a peak from the carnage, he saw that all of the grunts were running away, and all the jackals retreating. all that was left were 3 brutes. Arnie: Well in that case.... Arnie pulls the pin of a grenade. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:45 PM (Dominos!) Vernette sat on the bridge, staring at the ships in orbit of Mars. Vernette: How did Mars get this fucked up? Seriously! How did this happen? Meanwhile: Delta: Well...if you think its nothing Max...personally, I am more inclined to believe people have something against me. I am not the most...popular person around... Killer 2 01-03-2010 01:53 PM i know Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 01:53 PM O Bolas the Ram, we have spotted a unidentifid ship. Hmm. Take one of the ships and establish cintact. Of corse, O Bolas the Ram. The high preist took a small ship and attempted to contact cloak and dagger. cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:55 PM Drew hopped over his cover as Arnie tossed the Grenade. Drew was seaarching every body for a CIP. Drew: If I was a CIP, where would I hide...... a brute chieftan stormed through a barricaded door. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:57 PM Delta: Well...I never cared much for popularity. I only cared about results, but those days are ling past I guess! Delta looked at Max sideways. Delta: So...what makes this Adam guy so great anyways? How do you know he is a nice guy? Meanwhile: Officer: Sir...we are receiving a message from...what appears to be a scout ship... Vernette: Open a channel... The officer nodded. Vernette: This is director Vernette of The Cloak and Dagger. Identify yourself or be destroyed! Killer 2 01-03-2010 02:00 PM max:duno, jhe just seems.. nice Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 02:00 PM I am the high preist of Bolas the Ram, Lord of the fallen. Who might I be talking to? NakedCrook 01-03-2010 02:03 PM Vernette face palmed. Vernette: Like I said...my name is Director Vernette. To be frank, you cultists are really getting on my nerves. As the Director of ONI...I am ordering you to surrender all of your ships so they may be re-purposed into the UNSC military. Failure to comply will result in a very bad ending for your cult... cubanpete24 01-03-2010 02:04 PM Drew: ARNIE! TAKE HIM DOWN! Drew was running and gunning away from the brute. Drew knocked off the chieftan's helmet. Drew: ARNIE! AIM FOR THE HEA- The chieftangrabbed Drew from the waist and threw him at the the wall near the door. Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 02:05 PM Silence! We currently out-number you. Yeild or be vainquished by the will of Bolas the Ram! NakedCrook 01-03-2010 02:09 PM Vernette grinned. He sent a signal to Earth. Vernette: You know...back at Earth, I have a few friends in the Separatist army who have much bigger ships then you. Do I need to call them to vanquish you? Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 02:14 PM Bolas cut into the channel. Listen Vernie. Call off your buddies or else. Your ship can sink in the blink of the eye. Bolas shot a warning shot at cloak and dagger. I am not kidding. cubanpete24 01-03-2010 02:17 PM Arnie: DREW! Arnie took aim and sprayed his smg at the brute's head, but the cieftan took the bullets like a champ. Arnie kept on spraying and spraying, until he had to reload. the chieftan walked towards Arnie with his hammer in hand. Drew took out his M6D pistol (Halo CE pistol, the only good halo pistol) , he aligned the sights so they were alligned with the chieftan's head. Drew: Yippe-Kayee motherfucker! Drew fired his pistol, the bullet penetrated through the brute's skull, the brute fell to the ground as Arnie just reloaded his gun. Drew got up and limped towards the chieftan. Drew: Alright, let's find the CIP and get the fuck out. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 02:24 PM Vernette: Vernie? Did you just call me Vernie? Vernette frowned. Vernette: Look Scaramanga, I have had up to wits end with your games! You want to fire warning shots at me? You think you can threaten me, of all people? Vernette laughed. Vernette: I don't need those Elites to obliterate you! I can do that all by myself. The Cloak and Dagger moved into battle position. Vernette: Can you see in the dark? The Cloak and Dagger engaged its Stealth Systems. It dropped off the radar. Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 02:31 PM No. I cant. Bolas bent over to talk to a crewman. Track the channel he is useing to talk to us. The crewman nodded and went straight to work and Bolas went back up to continue the converstation. Say is Tolig there? NakedCrook 01-03-2010 02:38 PM Vernette grinned. The cloak and Dagger took up position behind Rams ship. Vernette: Yes, he is still aboard. I have him under close supervision! KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 02:41 PM meanwhile (at the hall of justice) at earth Rkla: defense is so bland cubanpete24 01-03-2010 02:44 PM Drew: I think I found it! Drew held up a a CIP. Arnie: Alright let's go! Drew swung an arm over Arnie's neck, so Arnie could help him get to the Evac point. Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 02:50 PM The crewman turned to Bolas. Sir he is right behind us! Bolas cursed. All the other ships weapons could only stall their engines. Oh well. Tell the others to fire directly at the back of my ship! (Gtg But I will be back in 3-4 hours.) NakedCrook 01-03-2010 02:57 PM (Alrighty) An officer closed the channel Officer: Sir...I think that ship is tracking our comm channel! Vernette sat down. Vernette: Did you shut down the comm line? The officer nodded. Vernette: How do you know they are tracking us? Officer: Their ships are taking up position against us, despite our sensor invisibility! Vernette: Alter our position! cubanpete24 01-03-2010 02:58 PM Arnie and Drew were starting to leave the city limits, Arnie: Can you walk? Drew: Yeah, yeah I'm fine. Drew let go of Arnie, and started to walk upright. they heard choppers behind them. Drew: Shit! Arnie: Son of a biscuit! Hmm....Look, there's some patches of tall grass, hide in those Arnie and Drew split up and went into seperate patches of tall grass. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 03:20 PM Vernette sent a quick message to Rkla, who was in orbit of Earth. Vernette: Rkla...this is Vernette. I am in the middle of a standoff here and could always use an extra ship to strengthen my hand. Make your way to Mars ASAP! KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 03:24 PM Rkla:. perfect goes to mars with his assault carrier contacts vernette Rkla: friends of yours? NakedCrook 01-03-2010 03:29 PM Rklas massive Assault carrier hovered above The Cloak and Dagger. Vernette: Weird cultists are not my friends Rkla. As you can see, I was a bit outnumbered 14-1 so hopefully, your carrier can even the odds! If you want I can fully explain this situation to you in person! KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 03:31 PM Rkla: weird shit happens all the time NakedCrook 01-03-2010 03:39 PM Vernette laughed. Vernette: I am the director of the UNSCs internal investigations and security agency. Weird is part of my job! Sometimes weird and violent mix! Either way, I appreciate the backup Rkla! cubanpete24 01-03-2010 04:49 PM the brutes were prwoling around the patches of grass. Brute: I think I found a human! a brute picked up Arnie by the legs. Arnie: AW CRAP! Without thinking Drew got up and ran away. Arnie: DREW! Brute: Let him run. Arnie: DREW! YOU YELLOWBELLIED ASSHOLE! NakedCrook 01-03-2010 05:03 PM Vernette glared at the enemy ships. Vernette: When are these asshole cultists going to make a move? KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 05:13 PM RKLA: think they would miss 1 ship ninjashocker 01-03-2010 06:10 PM (man this rpg got boring reach is funner) cubanpete24 01-03-2010 07:16 PM ( What's that? Ninjashocker thinks this rpg got boring? Alright everyone! let's move out of this rpg, let's just say F.U to the 10,000+ post rpg! Alright, everyone move out becasue Ninjashocker thinks this rpg got boring!) Drew limped towards the pelican. the pelican door opened, with Sheperd waiting. Sheperd reached out his hand to help Drew in. Sheperd: Good to see you made it Private. Sheperd took out his Pistol and fired it twice, both shots hitting Drew's stomach. Drew fell to the dirt. Sheperd: Rest in Peace Private Drew Jenkins, who got torn to pieces by brutes. Sheperd reloaded his pistol as he hopped off his pelican. He aimed his pistol at Drew's forehead. Sheperd: Where's Arnold Williams. Drew was shivering. Sheperd: What's that? You say Williams was torn to pieces too? what a darn shame. Sheperd grabs the CIP from Drew's belt. Sheperd: Nice to see this came in one piece. Now, as for you.....I have no use for you. Sheperd fired his pistol, and stepped onto the pelican. Sheperd: Get us out of this hellhole. ninjashocker 01-03-2010 07:18 PM (aww u dont need to do that for me that is too much kindness for me to bear :) now kill it or else give me the money >: ) jk) cubanpete24 01-03-2010 07:25 PM ( To be honest, I can't kill it, wanna know why? It's always gonna come bac and bite me in the ass, I've "killed" this rpg I think......twice now, yet here it is, still alive and healthy.) NakedCrook 01-03-2010 07:39 PM (I really have nothing to post) cubanpete24 01-03-2010 07:40 PM (We need grunt Hive Mind) Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 07:44 PM God damn it. What the hell is going on. We're on full tactical alert. We're manning battle stations, yet squat happens. The only thing I know that's happening is that we fired upon one of our own ships. I mean, isn't that against ROE(Rules of Engagement)? Marine: Dude, you're ranting again. Please shutup before I shove my rifle up your ass. Sorry man. cubanpete24 01-03-2010 07:52 PM Soap was rubbing that back of his neck. Soap: The CIP is definately not here. Jerome: mhmm. Soap, Paul, and jerome left the werehouse. Paul: Our pick up is on it's way here. Soap: Great. Hopefully Arnie's found the CIP, If I have to look for one more CIP, I'm going to kick Sheperd in the nads. Soap Paul and Jerome started to exit the city limits, they were greeted by Sheperd's pelican, the nose of the pelican was aimed towards Paul Jerome and Soap. Paul: Hey Sarge....isn't that the sound....of you know.....guns warming up? Jerome: I know what's happening.....It's a Grade A Doublecross! the pelican opened fire at the ground near them. Soap: SON OF A BITCH! Paul: Why're they shooting us? Aren't we the good guys? They ran desperately to try and doge the gunfire. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 07:53 PM Vernette checked the sensors. He saw that He and Rkla had their ships up against 14 of Rams ships. All of his ships were stripped down, with exception to the flagship. Vernette: Perfect timing you asshole cultists! I'm trying to bust Sheperd but I am now busy with cultists...my day gets better and better! Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 07:57 PM All the ships fired on the mark but a moment to late, due to the fact that cloak and dagger moved all fire hit Bolases ship. They moved! Where are they!? They closed the channel. The Crewman looked down at the radar. Sir, We have company. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 08:08 PM Vernette stared at the sensors. He saw that Rams ship took friendly fire damage. Vernette grinned. Vernette: Your too slow Ram! Vernette saw Rklas assault carrier taking up an offensive position. Vernette saw this as an excellent chance to get his sights back on Sheperd. Officer: Sir...one of Sheperds Pelicans is on the surface. Vernette began to think. Vernette: Rkla can keep Ram busy! Keep tabs on that Pelican! KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 08:22 PM contacts bolas Rkla: what lies did you tell your elites Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 08:27 PM None. They came to me out of free will. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 08:31 PM Vernette could hear the comm chatter. He laughed. Vernette: If only Rkla knew Ram thought of himself as a God! KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 08:32 PM Rkla: then they are not elites anymore Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 08:34 PM You are corect. They are the fallen. KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 08:41 PM Rkla: they shall fall again Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 08:49 PM Bolas turned to the crewman. Tell all of my ships to fire at that assult ship. Yessir. All of rams ships proceded to begin firing at Rkla's ship. KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 08:54 PM Rkla: fire everything we have at all their ships but the flagship Elite: yes sir plasma starts impacting bolas ships 3 full seraph squadrons start blasting Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 08:59 PM Bolas watched his ships. Damage report? We lost three ships and two are badly damaged. Did any escape? Unkown at this time. Continue firing at the assult ship. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 08:59 PM Vernette saw the battle start. He sat down in the command chair. Vernette: Take up position next to Rkla. KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 09:01 PM Rkla: you call this a fleet Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 09:06 PM I do. But its a sad excuse of one. ninjashocker 01-03-2010 09:06 PM Quote: Originally Posted by cubanpete24 (Post 86121) ( To be honest, I can't kill it, wanna know why? It's always gonna come bac and bite me in the ass, I've \"killed\" this rpg I think......twice now, yet here it is, still alive and healthy.) (then i shall be its demise :) or not im too busy eating a burrito) cubanpete24 01-03-2010 09:38 PM Soap Jerome and Paul came up to a ravine. The pelican was hot on their trail. Paul: Well We're dead if we stay out here. Jerome: Desperate times right? Paul: NO! Look, there's a difference between crawling through airducts and jumping into a pit of death! fuck this! Soap kicked Paul into the ravine and he jumped into it. they disappeared into the blackness of the ravine. the pelican hovered over the ravine crevase. Pilot: The bird can't fit through there Sir. Sheperd pondered the situation. Sheperd: So what, They basically jumped into their own graves, get us out of here. I have the burden of telling Vernette this bad news. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 10:00 PM The Cloak and Dagger stood by Rklas ship. (Rabbit, what is Rkal's ships name?) Vernette: Bring the weapons online. Lets bury these cultists! ninjashocker 01-04-2010 10:20 AM (the dispair of the doom of bejubis so jon u want to go through with the plan of the ikp forum thingy) NakedCrook 01-04-2010 11:18 AM Quote: Originally Posted by ninjashocker (Post 86171) (the dispair of the doom of bejubis so jon u want to go through with the plan of the ikp forum thingy) (If by this you mean the plan we made for Kiven...then yes, we will go through with it, we just need an opportune time to drop it in, even right away would be fine) Grunt Hive Mind 01-04-2010 07:02 PM We are losing badly. Damage report. Lost two more ships. Bolas put his head in his hands. Continue firing. NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:05 PM Vernette looked at his sensors. he saw Rams ships had been damaged heavily. He opened a channel to Ram. Vernette: Look Ram...I have a massive Assault carrier backing me up, you have damaged and second hand ships. I am willing to cease fire on you and your ships but you need to help me out here. I want to give the order to stop firing on you but I simply do not have a good reason to. Help me out here Ram...what do you have to offer? Grunt Hive Mind 01-04-2010 07:15 PM Bolas did not like the idea of surrendering but he knew he had no choice. A vast army. Some ships. What an army needs. NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:22 PM Vernette signaled to Rkla's ship to stop firing. Vernette: First and foremost...we need to discuss what we are going to do about you and Mars. I am willing to let you keep those ships, so long as they are on the front lines of this war. As for you personally...I have yet to decide. I want to see you in person, alone, on The Cloak and Dagger...now... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 07:26 PM Rkla: very well takes a phantom to the cloak and dagger (bridge?) goes to bridge Grunt Hive Mind 01-04-2010 07:26 PM Fine. Bolas turned to his followers. Send me a small ship. I must speak with someone. His request was acomidated and soon he was abored Cloak and Dagger. NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:31 PM Vernette saw that both Rkla and Ram were now on his bridge. He looked at both of them. Vernette: Thank you both for coming. Look...we clearly have a difference of oppinion here. Rkla and I as opposed to you Ram. We are forgetting the ties that bind here...The Brutes. We all consider the Loyalists the enemy here, yet we are fighting amongst ourselves. Vernette paused. Vernette: Ram, you can keep your ships, so long as they go to the front Lines where the Elites need them. Every ship helps at this point. However Ram, you yourself, will stay here. I have use for someone with your unique abilities. Mars is crawling with Brutes and we need to clear them out! I am guessing both of you agree with me right? Infantry Girl 01-04-2010 07:31 PM Quote: Originally Posted by Grunt Hive Mind (Post 86189) [COLOR=\"DarkRed\"]Fine.[/color] Bolas turned to his followers. [COLOR=\"darkred\"]Send me a small ship. I must speak with someone.[/color] His request was acomidated and soon he was abored Cloak and Dagger. Adam so happens to be walking around above the hangar bay. Woah. Who are these guys? Killer 2 01-04-2010 07:32 PM max:so delta, you know whats going on? KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 07:33 PM Rkla: yes brutes must die NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:34 PM (we will say that Max, Adam and Delta are chilling above the hanger bay) Delta: A freak show perhaps? Meanwhile: Vernette: Rkla has the right idea... Grunt Hive Mind 01-04-2010 07:36 PM I agree to join. NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:40 PM Vernette: Good...I am glad to see that you are coming around. Vernette paused. Vernette: You are welcome to return to your ship and gather whatever you need. Consider this ship your place to hang out when your not out and about killing Loyalists. However, this ship does have a lot of classified information and equipment on it. Be mindful where you step. These marines are trained to shoot first and never ask questions. Vernette looked at Rkal. Vernette: While Ram goes back to his ship to collect anything he needs, Rkla...you and I need to discuss the front line logistics of the battles. I need updates, etc etc etc. We can return to your ship to do this if it will be easier. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 07:43 PM Rkla:alright lets go they arrive on rkla's ship they proced to the bridge Sedena: thought you could hide from me! punches Rkla in the face Rkla: Fuck NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:45 PM Vernette looked at Rkla then at the Elite that punched him. Vernette: Did I miss something? KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 07:49 PM Rkla: well you get to meet the fleet master and my wife in the same day Sedena: if he was not married to me he would be dead Rkla: oh happy thoughts NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:50 PM Vernette: Ohhhh... Vernette began to think. Vernette: So what is up with all the...hitting? Am I missing something obvious here? Vernette laughed. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 07:59 PM Sedena: he won't learn to BEHAVE! Rkla: thats a fucking lie! Sedena hits Rkla again Rkla: stop that Rkla hits Sedena Sedena Points at two elites Sedena: you two lock him up in his quarter.. don't worry Rkla ill be there soon to discuss our problems Elites: yes maam they pull Rkla away points at vernette Sedena: you must be the human i hear about so much NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:03 PM Vernette watched as Rkla was dragged away. He then looked at Sedena. Vernette: I am Admiral Vernette, Director of ONI's Section Zero division. And you are Fleet Master...? Vernette waited for Sedena to finish his sentence. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:04 PM Sedena: Sedena... as you can see im in charge now NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:06 PM Vernette: Why all of a sudden? I thought the Shipmaster was doing an excellent job! KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:08 PM Sedena: No one takes my ship! NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:12 PM Vernette paused. Vernette: Your ship? Still...I think it was rather unnecessary to...lock the guy away in his quarters. Vernette raised an eyebrow Vernette: I don't know how you do things, but I believe that if it works, don't fix it. Rkla was, in my opinion, doing an excellent job in command of this ship. To arbitrarily remove him like this shows...gross negligence on your part! Vernette stared at Sedena. Vernette: I already dislike your way of doing things! KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:25 PM Sedena: he could have asked i would have let him borrow it i was gonna end my career and let him take over cause i have anger issues.. i did that so i would not kill him once i calm down he will continue doing his amazing work Sedena: now i must go say im sorry to him and give him my rank i can't do this anymore NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:29 PM Vernette was perplexed Vernette: Anger issues eh? I bet!Most women have anger issues. Vernette leaned on the holo table in the middle of the bridge. Vernette: Well...you go do your thing...just don't keep me waiting here for long. I am a busy man... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:36 PM sedena goes to Rkla's room and unlocks the door and goes Sedena: i hate to admit what i just did was wrong and im sorry and im here to promote you to fleet master Rkla: no need to be sorry one of the reasons i love you is your strength i will be back later sedena Sedena: your better at it anyway sedena sits on Rkla's bed Rkla kisses sedena then goes back to bridge NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:40 PM Vernette was whistling a tune as he waited. He eventually saw Rkla enter the bridge. Vernette: Charming lady...if I say so myself... Vernette paused. Vernette: Fleetmaster...not bad! KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:41 PM Rkla: and i thought she was gonna kill me this time NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:46 PM Vernette: Well...lucky you I guess. Vernette paused. Vernette: She has anger issues? Really? Damn...I would hate to imagine...wait...never mind... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:47 PM Rkla: who would of thought getting your wife pregnant would cause so many problems NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:49 PM Vernette: Ohhh...hmmm...so you knocked her up? Is that why she is stepping down? KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:51 PM Rkla: i have truly no idea what goes on in her head NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:52 PM Vernette: You do know what I mean by "knocked up" right? KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:52 PM Rkla: yes i do NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:54 PM Vernette: Just making sure. Vernette laughed. Vernette: So...is this the first time or have you done this to her before? KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:56 PM Rkla: i sure hope its the first and last time NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:58 PM Vernette: Why are we talking about getting your wife pregnant? There was an awkward silence. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 09:00 PM Rkla: perhaps we were around women too much NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:04 PM Vernette: Well...your wife aside... Vernette let out an awkward cough. Vernette: We should just get down to business. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 09:05 PM Rkla: good idea NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:09 PM Vernette: Yeah...any more odd questions and you might kill me... Vernette looked at the holo map. Vernette: Alright...so overall...have we gained or lost territory to the Loyalists? KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 09:11 PM Rkla: stale mate NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:15 PM Vernette looked at all the past battle reports. Vernette: We are going to be at war forever...neither side can launch a large enough offensive to break the defensive lines... Vernette sighed. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 09:21 PM Rkla: just like having sex with my wife the first time i broke her defensive lines just gotta use a big enough thrust Rkla......Well damn im awkward we just need more ships NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:26 PM Vernette's knees grew weak. He shook his head. Vernette: Do I need to hear about how you...uhhh...never mind...I don't need to picture that... Vernette began to think. Vernette: To be honest...we could sneak past the enemy lines with The Cloak and Dagger. However, I cannot leave Earth because there are way too many loose ends for one man to tie up... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 09:28 PM Rkla: so? NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:29 PM Vernette: How do I put this...If I am not here keeping the UNSC in line, then it falls apart. If it falls apart, well...Earth would be in VERY big trouble... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 09:33 PM Rkla: so your gonna miss the great brute slaughter ninjashocker 01-04-2010 09:36 PM (man i dont know when to ok ill do it) NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:38 PM (FYI Ninja, Vernette is on Rkla's ship, not on the Cloak and Dagger.) Vernette: Never in a million years would I miss the downfall of the Loyalist army...its just I cannot leave Earth in such disarray... Vernette looked at Rkla. Vernette: I need a few days to get this stuff in order. After that, we can take The Cloak and Dagger deep into enemy territory and strike the Brutes where they live. ninjashocker 01-04-2010 09:40 PM (then it shall be attacked........or not :)) NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:42 PM (Whichever works, however, we need a good reason for Kiven to flipout. I will PM you) ninjashocker 01-04-2010 09:42 PM (okdoky) KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 10:35 PM Rkla: well go take care of your problems NakedCrook 01-04-2010 10:41 PM Vernette nodded. Vernette: Well Rkla...I will not disturb you for the next...few hours...if you catch my drift... Vernette laughed. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 10:43 PM Rkla: yes i should practice my ship ramming battle plan NakedCrook 01-04-2010 10:44 PM Vernette: Remember...if you don't break through on the first attempt, reverse and try again... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 10:48 PM Rkla: we are sure fucked up NakedCrook 01-04-2010 10:50 PM Vernette: Perverted is the proper word Rkla...anyways...have fun... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 10:52 PM Rkla: ill make her beg for forgiveness NakedCrook 01-04-2010 10:57 PM Vernette shook his head. Vernette: I can't believe I am talking about this... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 10:58 PM Rkla: well back to your ship for you NakedCrook 01-04-2010 11:00 PM Vernette walked down to the hanger bay of the Intrepid Darkness. He caught a ride on a Phantom back to The Cloak and Dagger. When he got back he was touring around the ship. Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 01:46 AM Hey Vernette. Something on mind? Or is it ONI stuff I shouldn't be lurking about? Adam was smoking as Vernette walked by. And I'll be sure to not throw the cigarettes in the trash this time. Mkay? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:56 AM Vernette looked at Adam. Vernette: So long as that cig is ashed out and properly disposed of, thats fine with me. Ignore the no smoking signs. Vernette pointed at the sign right beside Adam. Vernette: I am being serious. Ignore it. Vernette folded his arms and stared at Adam. Vernette: I just had a chat with one of our Elite allies...the frontlines could be doing a whole lot better to be honest... Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:02 AM max looked over at vernette max:how bad are they? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:24 AM Vernette shrugged. Vernette: We are stuck at a stalemate. Neither side is advancing... Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:56 AM max:oh NakedCrook 01-05-2010 09:14 AM Delta: Its no big deal to be honest. So long as the Loyalists are not advancing, it's fine. Just more time for the UNSC to rebuild! Vernette nodded. Vernette: Thats true D. kenshin 01-05-2010 01:18 PM lance walks in pulling a heart moniter and iv. " vernette. where the fuck are my pants?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:22 PM Vernette looks over his shoulder, utterly stunned. Vernette: Lance? Holy shit...how long have you been awake for!? Vernette shook his head. Vernette: How would I know where your pants are? kenshin 01-05-2010 01:25 PM "i'd ask lyon's girl. but i would know the answer." i pull the i.v. out of my arm "bout five seconds sir. how long was i out?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:28 PM Vernette counted on his fingers. Vernette: Roughly a month and a half...give or take a week... kenshin 01-05-2010 01:29 PM "what!?!?!?!?!" is max ok!?!?!?!?!" i pause for a seecond. "i mean...ummmm is uh everone ok." i state a little embarassed. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:31 PM Vernette looked at Lance sideways. He grinned. Vernette: Well...EVERYONE is fine...so is Max. She took a few bumps and bruises but she is alright... Vernette looked at Lance. Vernette: I am surprised at you Lance...the last time you saw me...I was dead...are not not at all confused as to how I am still alive? kenshin 01-05-2010 01:36 PM "your like a cockroach. disgusting, full of diseases and untrustworthy, also u cant kill them.'' i tear the hart monitors device off my chest. "i knew u'd come back." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:40 PM Vernette: You are very correct in that assumption. Vernette laughed. Vernette: Believe it or not Lance...I was the victim... Vernette paused. Vernette: You should head back to the med bay. We have all your gear in storage. I can have it sent there. Come on, lets get you back to the med bay. Vernette pointed down the hallway and led the way. kenshin 01-05-2010 01:47 PM "so the great vernette who singlehandedly held off an entire covenant armada and lead the unsc fleets charge to zion 4 against the insurrectionists was the victim?" a laugh NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:49 PM Vernette: In fact...I was the victim. Do you want to know the most ironic thing about this entire situation Lance? If it wasn't for the insurrectionists, I would still be rotting in a prison cell, Max would possibly be dead, Delta would be...somewhere...possibly also dead, and the UNSC would have been overthrown by a weasel. kenshin 01-05-2010 01:53 PM i grab a grab a grenade from an open crate and toss it in the air. "and i would have blown them all to shit if they touched max." i laugh as i collapse from the strain of walking. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:56 PM Vernette: Well...she is doing fine. it is BEYOND me why you keep mentioning her. The sarcasm was very audible in Vernette's voice. Vernette: In short Lance, the only thing you need to know is that more people tried the impossible; to bring down Preston Vernette. They failed, like all the others before them had. Vernette held his hand out to help Lance back to his feet. Vernette: You might want to take it easy for the next few days. You look a little emaciated! kenshin 01-05-2010 02:11 PM "dont worry about rest. just get my gear." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:15 PM The requsition officer entered the med bay with a large box. He set it down at the foot of Lances bed. Vernette looks at the equipment. Vernette: Are you sure you don't want a bit of time off? kenshin 01-05-2010 02:18 PM "u sure u just dont wanna curl up and die next time some tries to assasinate you?" i sawew as i pull on my gear. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:21 PM Vernette: There is a big difference between trying to live and trying to recover! However, if you refuse to accept time off, that's fine with me. kenshin 01-05-2010 02:25 PM "just give me open air and some c4 and thats all the recovering i need." i pause. images of vargus and friends bludgeoning lance comes flooding back to him. "wheres vargus?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:27 PM Vernette thought for a moment, trying to remember who that was. Vernette: Refresh my memory...who was he again? kenshin 01-05-2010 02:28 PM "delta's friend. big, ugly, put me in a coma." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:32 PM Vernette: The War Chieftain... Vernette paused. Vernette: I have not personally seen him since before I was betrayed...before I "died". You best seek out Delta and ask him. He saw more of Vargus then I did. kenshin 01-05-2010 02:45 PM i slip on my last boot. "where is he?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:47 PM Vernette: I saw him in the hanger bay a little while ago. You best try there first. I could call him here if you wish? kenshin 01-05-2010 02:49 PM "no its fine i'll find him myself." i say as i walk out towards the hangar. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:53 PM Delta walked out of the hanger bay, not looking where he was going. When he looked forward he bumped into Lance. Delta: hey! Watch it! Delta recognized Lance. Delta: Lance? You're out and about again? Neat! kenshin 01-05-2010 02:55 PM "yea apperently its hard to keep a spartan in a coma." i chuckle. "u look.....well i aint gonna lie you look like shit. u must have been in the frontlines of whatever i missed." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:58 PM Delta: Yeah...I have seen a lot of combat. From fighting the brutes to fighting the UNSC to try and bail Vernette out of prison. All in all...I cannot complain, it has been pretty fun! Delta leaned on the wall. Delta: So...how long were you awake for? kenshin 01-05-2010 03:06 PM "going on half an hour." i say as i grab a water bottle. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:09 PM Delta: Well I am sure Max will be happy to see you. When Max and I rescued you from Vargus and his Brutes...she was really depressed. She still thinks about you. She...REALLY likes you... kenshin 01-05-2010 03:10 PM i turn red as i smile. "oh umm....uh.....speaking of vargus. where is he?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:19 PM Delta: Dead. I was forced to kill him...earlier today in fact. I strangled the life out of him with my bare hands... Delta paused. Delta: It was kinda weird...he WAS someone I considered my best friend. Well...no sense in complaining over it now. Right now, he is feeding the worms on Mars. Delta laughed. Delta: Also...we are in orbit of Mars right now, trying to clean it up. We pretty much beat the Loyalists on Earth. We have completely secured it. KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 03:22 PM goes to med bay still asleep fuck you turns to leave kenshin 01-05-2010 03:22 PM "thats good to know. i killed ur spartan and you killed my brute guess we're even right?" i chuckle "well u mind if i tag along with you for a while? i cant find max and my revenge mission is lready done." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:26 PM Delta: I guess we are even. Sure, tag along. Delta and Lance walked around the ship. Delta: Max and some guy named Adam are touring the ship. Don't worry, Max is not interested in this guy. She said it herself. She was waiting for you to wake up. I know Max pretty well, she is not treacherous like that. Delta grinned. Delta: She is going to be ecstatic to see you around again. Meanwhile: Lyons looks up at Tina. Lyons: Get that ass back here! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 03:30 PM if you say so turns and goes to lyons for what purpose? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:34 PM Lyons looked at Tina. Lyons: Well...it all depends on how you have been behaving yourself! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 03:39 PM well what do you consider behaving? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:41 PM Lyons: Tough to say. I wont go into details but you should ask yourself...do you need to be spanked? KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 03:44 PM Yes ive been real naughty and i need to be taught a lesson oh plz can you help me with this? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:45 PM Lyons: I am going to punish you later on tonight. I get out of this dreary med bay in a few hours. When that time comes, you will wish you were better behaved. KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 03:47 PM im not afraid of you sticks tongue out NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:52 PM Lyons grins. Lyons: I will punish you for that as well! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 03:56 PM not getting any action for awhile is torture and im glad i have someone to keep me the bad girl in line kenshin 01-05-2010 04:05 PM "so...uh max says she has no interest in this guy?" i add quikly "not that i'm jealous or anything." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 04:09 PM Delta: Dont bullshit me Lance. I remember you sleeping in her bed, you comforting her! I am not stupid. You MAY not be jelouse but you are on the defensive. Admit it, you want to pop her! Meanwhile: Lyons grinned. Lyons: Its my job to keep bad girls in line! kenshin 01-05-2010 04:12 PM "dont accuse me of wanting just a one night stand or casual sex. i'm not like that guy lyons for god sakes. i care about her in a different way. as long as she's happy i'm happy." KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 04:13 PM OMG! ohh i don't know if i can wait an hour NakedCrook 01-05-2010 04:18 PM Delta laughed. Delta: Right...right...meaningful relationship. Don't worry. I won't tell Vernette you wanna rock his only daughter till daybreak. Delta laughed again. Meanwhile: Lyons: You better be a good girl, or else you will be punished more! kenshin 01-05-2010 04:20 PM "fuck you i'm still a guy." i pause "on second thought go ahead and tell vernette he might get a heart attack from shock." i laugh. KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 04:22 PM i'll try NakedCrook 01-05-2010 04:29 PM Delta: Chill out man, Im only joking! Why does everyone think I am serious when I crack a joke? Also FYI...Vernette doesn't strike me as the type to die of a heart attack. Meanwhile: Lyons: Well...just chill for a bit! kenshin 01-05-2010 04:31 PM "doesnt hurt to hope." i smile KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 04:32 PM sits on a chair ill sit here like a good girl NakedCrook 01-05-2010 04:37 PM Delta: Vernette is a good guy Lance. What is your beef with him? Meanwhile: Lyons grinned. Lyons: I like the view! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 04:40 PM later you will get a closer look kenshin 01-05-2010 04:41 PM "killing my own father. turning me into a spartan. manipulating me. its just how i learned it since i was born. unsc is evil. vernettes ideals and being is solely for the destrustion of freedom. i'm hardwired that way." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 04:50 PM Delta shrugged. Delta: I have known Vernette for a long time Lance. Everything he has ever done was to help someone else or to help humanity. Yes, the UNSC is corrupt. Vernette is a man of principle. He turned me into this...machine. My life is better as a result! Can you say that being a Spartan has not improved your quality of life? Knowing Vernette is the best thing that has ever happened to you Lance! kenshin 01-05-2010 04:56 PM "regardless. hes the only thing keeping me sane. he's the apitomy of my hates. of my toil of what i've gone through. its not neccesarily vernette. its what i make him out to be. hes a release for my anger at nothing." i look around "can you honestly blame me? i'vebeen in the military since i was born and trained to hate. never had a childhood. never had time to grow. just went from baby to freedom fighter. from marine to spartan. can you blame me for wanting max. or hating vernette. or looking for a friend in a cyborg?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 05:00 PM Delta was silent. Delta: No, I can't blame you for anything... kenshin 01-05-2010 05:07 PM "look i'm sorry. i missed out on life and now i'm living. its fine." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 05:12 PM Delta: You have nothing to be sorry about Lance. Although I cannot relate to how difficult your life has been, I can at least be a friend and not give you a hard time about anything. kenshin 01-05-2010 05:18 PM "thanks. so whats on the agenda?" KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 05:18 PM im no good at being a good girl NakedCrook 01-05-2010 05:25 PM Delta shrugged. Delta: Vernette is shooting at people, One of his Elite buddies came along and joined in on the shooting. That's why we are still at tactical alert...cause we are still shooting people Killer 2 01-05-2010 05:25 PM max turned the corner and saw lance max:LANCE! max ran and hugged lance kenshin 01-05-2010 05:27 PM "sounds like not much has changed." i turn to see max slam into me and grab me in a hug. "hi...max." i say through the embrace. Killer 2 01-05-2010 05:29 PM max:i missedyou so much! kenshin 01-05-2010 05:30 PM "you did!??!" i but quikly add." i mean...i missed you too." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 05:31 PM Delta looked at Max and Lance. Delta: I should leave...I don't want to intrude. Killer 2 01-05-2010 05:34 PM max:im so happy your out of ypour coma kenshin 01-05-2010 05:35 PM "i am now too." i say as i hold max tighter. 'so what'd i miss?" Killer 2 01-05-2010 05:40 PM max:the usual... i actually.. lost my mind for a little bit... NakedCrook 01-05-2010 05:41 PM Delta nodded at Max and Lance. Delta: If you guys need me, I will be on the bridge! I have stuff to do...I think... Meanwhile: Lyons looks at Tina. Lyons: You know what? Let's get out of here! Grunt Hive Mind 01-05-2010 05:41 PM Bolas returned from his ship with his high preist and began to wander the halls. So thats how it all happend. The high preist looked at Bolas. None could of done it better, O Bolas the Ram. KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 05:42 PM stands up and smiles okay! kenshin 01-05-2010 05:46 PM "sounds pretty normal." i laugh. "i'm glad your ok now." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 05:53 PM Lyons jumped out of bed and looked at Tina. Lyons: Go find my pants... Killer 2 01-05-2010 05:54 PM max:yep! kenshin 01-05-2010 05:56 PM "wanna grab some food to celebrate. i havent had a meal in month and a half so i'd like it with you if thats ok?" Killer 2 01-05-2010 05:57 PM max:ok KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 05:57 PM you were pants less this whole time! NakedCrook 01-05-2010 06:03 PM Lyons: Well...I was going to do away with my pants anyways. Who needs pants anyways! kenshin 01-05-2010 06:06 PM "so um......" lance tries to make conversation. but fails. KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 06:07 PM i think your old ones have holes in them take me to your dungeon and have your way with me NakedCrook 01-05-2010 06:08 PM Lyons picks Tina up and carries her down the hallway. He passes Max and Lance. Lyons: I am going to do horrible things to you Tina...you will beg for mercy! Killer 2 01-05-2010 06:09 PM max:lance you always couldnt start conversation! kenshin 01-05-2010 06:11 PM "guess i'm glad i'm a spartan. couldnt negotiate for my life." Killer 2 01-05-2010 06:12 PM max:yea.. lets go eat! Grunt Hive Mind 01-05-2010 06:13 PM Bolas was still wandering the halls with his high preist. Quite a changing event, wouldnt you say so? Yes, O Bolas the Ram. KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 06:14 PM i always get into sticky situations kenshin 01-05-2010 06:18 PM "wow after a month and the food still tastes like shit." Killer 2 01-05-2010 06:21 PM max:military grade food never changes Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 06:23 PM (Pretend this post is after the one below this post) Hey Delta. Anything new? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 06:23 PM Delta walks towards the bridge and saw Vernette and Adam still talking. Delta: Sir, you are aware Lance woke up right? Vernette: Yep. Where is he now? Delta: Chilling out with Max. Vernette sighed. Vernette: I swear Delta...I have a feeling that Lance is going to knock Max up... Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 06:26 PM Quote: Originally Posted by Infantry Girl (Post 86515) (Pretend this post is after the one below this post) [COLOR=\"DarkSlateGray\"]Hey Delta. Anything new?[/color] (yea) KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 06:42 PM Hurry it up lyons! NakedCrook 01-05-2010 06:43 PM Delta looked at Adam. Delta: Well...nothing too much with me is happening. Say...you got a light? Meanwhile: Lyons brings Tina to his room and throws her on the bed. He jumps on her. Lyons: I am going to break you Tina! Killer 2 01-05-2010 06:45 PM max leaned over the table and kissed lance KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 06:46 PM uh-oh what did i do now Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 06:47 PM Yea I do. Wait, you smoke? Ah whatever. Here. Adam takes out his lighter and holds it in front of Delta's face. kenshin 01-05-2010 06:47 PM "oh uhm........thank you." i look at my wrist and fake i have a watch. "would you look at the time.....i gotta go meet vernnette for some uh stufff......yea." i get up to move away. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 06:50 PM Delta pulls a tin out of a compartment in his armor and pulls a cigar out. Delta: A habit I picked up on Reach...you damn humans and your vices... Delta lights the cigar. Delta: Thanks! Vernette walks away. He looks back at Adam and Delta. Vernette: As much as I love second hand smoke, I have a lot of work to do. Vernette enters the bridge. Delta: Anyways...Adam. enjoy the peace while it lasts. Pretty soon, all hell is going to break loose! Killer 2 01-05-2010 06:51 PM max looked hurt as lance walked w=away Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 06:51 PM Same shit Delta. Different day.. kenshin 01-05-2010 06:55 PM lance walks to the firing range picks up a magnum. "why the fuck did i walk away.' i repremand myself. Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 06:57 PM (1000th post XD yay!!!!) Well, see ya Vernette. I'm gonna hit the rack. Adam upped and walked about toward his quarters. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 06:58 PM Delta gave an impromptu salute. Delta: See ya later Adam... kenshin 01-05-2010 07:03 PM (i have an idea to kick up the action. are we still at a stle mate with the loyalists?) NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:06 PM (Right now, the current setting is this: -we are in orbit of Mars, which is infested with brutes -Vernette is at odds with another UNSC Admiral named Sheperd who is up to devious shit, we don't know yet -If you want to fight brutes, I can have Vernette send you guys to the surface) kenshin 01-05-2010 07:08 PM (i was thinking more along the lines of going behind enemy lines since lance was a insurrectionist and would have no problem fitting in. and find out whts happening with shepard? that cool if vernette will send lance. ) Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 07:12 PM (adam is bored. If you can please do so :D) KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 07:12 PM no no no not that no no no...yes YES! NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:15 PM (I like that idea Kenshin!) Vernette was thinking. He was reading over the reports on mars about the ever rampant Brute activity. He decided that, despite the the circumstances with Sheperd, he needed to launch an attack on The Brutes. He access the comm on the ship. Vernette: Lance, Max, Adam, and Delta, I need you folks on the bridge ASAP! kenshin 01-05-2010 07:17 PM lance grabs his weapons and helmet anticipating a fight. and runs to the bridge "vernette this better be inportant i was just about to finish shooting that paper target of you." Killer 2 01-05-2010 07:17 PM max kinda half sulked to the bridge Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 07:18 PM Huh, maybe I'll see some action finally... Adams walks with a quicken pace to the bridge, almost bumping into max on the way in. Oh shit sorry. Corporal, Shaultzer reporting as ordered. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:24 PM Delta was still outside the bridge smoking his cigar. He watched as Lance passed by, then as Adam and Max walked by. Vernette was looking at Adam. Vernette: You don't need to be so...formal Shaultzer. Relax a bit! Delta entered the bridge Delta: Whats the scoop V? Vernette: As you all know, we are at a pretty precarious position rght now. I have admiral Sheperd being a dick on one end, and I have Brutes on the planet below. I need several things done. Vernette pauses. Vernette: Adam...I need someone to take care of the brutes on the surface. I want you, Max and Delta to take to the surface and begin clearing out the Brutes. Killer 2 01-05-2010 07:25 PM max:ok Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 07:27 PM Oorah. Anything else? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:28 PM Vernette shook his head. Vernette: Nope, you three have very simple orders; kill Loyalists! Killer 2 01-05-2010 07:29 PM max:when do we leave... NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:30 PM Vernette: ASAP! Delta looked at Max. he could hear the sadness in her voice. He looked at her sideways. Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 07:32 PM Oorah. Let's go. Adam headed for the armory and geared up for combat and arming his signature Thermal Scoped Assault Rifle. Killer 2 01-05-2010 07:34 PM max got her stuff and waited in the hanger Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 07:35 PM Adam was the second one to the hangar. Hey Max... Why the long face? Upset about the mission? I'm not. I'm dying to see some action. Killer 2 01-05-2010 07:38 PM max:its nothing NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:38 PM Delta walked down to the hanger and saw Max and Adam talking. He kept his distance. Meanwhile: Vernette: Lance, I have a special mission for you! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 07:42 PM you made me all sticky are you happy with yourself NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:55 PM Lyons: You're damn right I am! You know you love it! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 07:59 PM oh yeah thats right i do Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:17 PM max looked over at delta then she looked down at the floor NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:20 PM Delta walked over to Max. Delta: Whats the matter? You look really down... Meanwhile: Lyons: We are not done Tina! Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:21 PM max:its nothing KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 08:21 PM im not stopping you now am i! i said have your way with me NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:23 PM Delta: No, something is wrong. I have seen this look before... Delta remembers his days on the Ticonderoga. He remembers how Max looked when Lance first fell into his coma. Delta: it's Lance right? It has to be...if it isn't, then I give up! Meanwhile: Lyons begisn to have his way with Tina. Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:24 PM max:yes... NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:25 PM Delta: I thought you would be happy he is out of the coma? Whats the deal? KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 08:26 PM well i couldn't have stopped you anyway your way stronger then me Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:27 PM max:i kissed him.. and he left.... kenshin 01-05-2010 08:30 PM "a special mission? whats that mean?" lance asked NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:32 PM Delta looked Max up and down. Delta: it's not you, I can bet you anything. I think its Lance. He told me he had a real rough life. Real rough childhood, real rough circumstances. I think he is just REALLY nervous around you. It is nothing you did, and its nothing wrong with you. Meanwhile: Vernette: Tell me Lance...how good are you at infiltration and espionage? kenshin 01-05-2010 08:35 PM "that was my 90% of my job in the insurrectionists. blend in, blow up." Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:38 PM max:i know its just... NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:40 PM Vernette: I need someone to spy for me...I need someone to...keep tabs on Fleet Admiral Sheperd for me... Vernette saw that Lance had a confused look on his face. Vernette: Oh shit! You don't know who Fleet Admiral Sheperd is do you? Meanwhile: Delta: It's just what? kenshin 01-05-2010 08:40 PM "nope been coma'd for a while." Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:41 PM max:it just feels like i did things to fast NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:45 PM Delta: Max, he is a guy...you cant do things fast ENOUGH for a guy...trust me on this. I may be a Brute, but I am also a guy... Delta shrugged. Delta: Don't worry Max, trust me, he is interested in you. The thing is he has a jaded past that needs sorting. Whats he is set, you will barely be able to keep up with him. Delta began to laugh. Delta: He would be stupid not to pursue you! Meanwhile: Vernette: Sheperd is the new Fleet Admiral. When I was in jail...Delta killed a lot of people. We needed replacements. I have a feeling Sheperd is not on the up and up with the UNSC kenshin 01-05-2010 08:50 PM i faux salute vernette. "so u want i spy on him?" i pause "give me a couple hours and some fake transfer forms and we'll be gold" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:52 PM Vernette: Already done...for the most part. I just need to fill out your name and such... Vernette looked at Lance. Vernette: Any name in paticular you would like? Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:55 PM max:thanks delta NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:58 PM Delta: Just doing my job. Just looking out for you Max. Delta hopped on a crate and sat down on it. Delta: If you want I can go do some digging on him. See what is going on with him. Meanwhile: Lyons: I bet you are hurting now, aren't you Tina? KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 09:00 PM breathes heavily you violated all my holes now ill be sore later Killer 2 01-05-2010 09:03 PM max:no NakedCrook 01-05-2010 09:08 PM Delta shrugged. Delta: Well...alright. If you need anything, just let me know alright? Meanwhile: Lyons: I am a real piece of work ain't I? Lyons begins to make out with Tina KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 09:12 PM hehehehe that tickles Killer 2 01-05-2010 09:15 PM max:okay NakedCrook 01-05-2010 09:19 PM Barrabus: Keep that in mind Max. Meanwhile: Lyons: I know it does! Grunt Hive Mind 01-05-2010 09:19 PM Bolas finding nothing interesting went back to the bridge and slumped into a chair. There's nothing here. Nothing. Then after pouting to himself for a while he began to wander again. Killer 2 01-05-2010 09:21 PM max:okay! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 09:21 PM giggles some more i love you so fucking much! kenshin 01-05-2010 09:35 PM "hunter. let me know when evac is ready i'mma say good bye." i walk away towards where max is. Killer 2 01-05-2010 09:38 PM max sees lance enter the hangerbay kenshin 01-05-2010 09:39 PM lance grabs max and kisses her passionetly. "sorry for storming off." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 09:40 PM Delta watched. Killer 2 01-05-2010 09:45 PM max:i forgive you.. kenshin 01-05-2010 09:48 PM "i'm leaving in a few hours. on a different mission. i just wanted to say good bye. i'll see you if i make it back." i add "no coma's this time." KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 09:48 PM Do you love me? Killer 2 01-05-2010 09:48 PM max:you will i know it NakedCrook 01-05-2010 09:51 PM Delta: I could always save him if he gets into trouble! Delta laughed kenshin 01-05-2010 10:00 PM i hop in a pelican and hold my transfer papers. "vernette." i radio "who am i and i need more mission specs." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 10:06 PM Vernette: Well...basically you are on that ship just to observe Sheperd's movement sand report them to me. I suspect that Sheperd is up to some real no-good business. He refuses to talk to me about what he is doing. I already know he is collecting pieces of equipment called CIP or Covenant Information packages. They are very valuable. I need one. If you can get one, without drawing any attention to yourself, that would be most excellent. They are round in shape, you will recognize them when you see them. Any further questions? Meanwhile: Delta: So Max...that was quite the...well...you know. He looked like he was putting a lot of effort into that. kenshin 01-05-2010 10:07 PM "done. any intel on where or am i gonna get the info myself?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 10:08 PM Vernette: You are going to Admiral Sheperd's ships, a UNSC Marathon class known as The Intervention. kenshin 01-05-2010 10:09 PM "no i mean where are the cip's on the ship he aint gonna have them lying around." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 10:21 PM Vernette: That bis a good question. I have no idea where he is hiding them. The only bit of advice I can give you is to avoid Sheperd. That guy gives me the creeps. He is too sketchy for my tastes. If you want to find them, see if you can locate anyone from Recovery Team Joker. They would be your best bet to locating where the CIPs are being hidden on that ship. Try and find Sergeant Lester MacTavish. He leads RTJ and would be a good source of information. however, do not tell him or anyone else you are working with me on this. The results could be...less then nice. Try and get into MacTavish's good favors. See if you can even join his Recovery Team. I know this is a lot to take in on such short notice, but this mission's importance is beyond anything you could imagine. In short you basically need to lay low, spy on Sheperd, monitor ship activity, and recover a CIP and optionally locate Sergeant MacTavish to help you. Keep your identity hidden and your head low. Any further questions? kenshin 01-05-2010 10:22 PM "yea. one. who the fuck am i?!?!!?" (who has mctavish? cuban?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 10:27 PM (Cuban controls Mactavish and the rest of RTJ. Cuban also controls Sheperd.) Vernette: Sorry about that...I keep forgetting to tell you. The name that appears on the transfer forms is...Roland Kitchener, Corporal Roland Kitchener. I pulled a few strings back with a few buddies of mine at ONI. I have this identity air tight, so do not worry about any prying eyes! kenshin 01-05-2010 10:33 PM "great thanks vernette." i look out the window of the pelican and see the interventin flying through space. "beautiful ship" i admire. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 10:40 PM Vernette: My ship is better. Its faster, the color scheme is better, and it has more guns. Cloak and Dagger is the best ship we have. kenshin 01-05-2010 10:43 PM "but this ship isnt run by someone i hate...........at the moment." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 10:47 PM Vernette: IF you think you are special because you hate me, Preston Vernette, think again. The entire UNSC hates me. Do you know why? The NSC hates me because I get the job done. I don't push pens, I push buttons. I grill people, I don't send them letters. I kill people, I never let anyone off the hook. I do my job, thats why I am hated. Thats why you hate me. You spent your entire life as some terrorist, I spent my entire life protecting our way of life from people like you. To you, I am the devil. I don't really give a shit! I know from experience that I am always right! Meanwhile: Lyons: Do I love you Tina? Lyons begins to stimulate Tina. Lyons: You tell me! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 10:54 PM moans ohhhhh! kenshin 01-05-2010 10:55 PM "vernette. you need to get laid. " i say with a snicker. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 11:02 PM Vernette: I am a busy man, I don't have time for that...besides...what do you care? Geeze... Vernette closed the comm. Killer 2 01-05-2010 11:07 PM max:hmm.. when does the misson start.. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 11:13 PM Delta: Vernette said ASAP! Well...we could go whenever we want, so long as we make it look like we are trying to start ASAP. Delta grinned. Delta: Why are you so anxious to start the mission? kenshin 01-05-2010 11:13 PM i step on the hangar of the ship and look around and find a marine waiting for me. "you must be roland. i'm private armstrong i'll be your guide ont his ship." "yea." lance says as he follows the marine around the ship. Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 11:42 PM (who's gonna fly the pelican lol) NakedCrook 01-06-2010 12:25 AM (We can get a nameless dude) Delta: Anyways Max, lets go. If Vernette catches us still around...he will do something to us... Delta looks over at Adam. Delta: Are you good to go? Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 12:34 AM Oorah. Let's go. Adams climbs into the pelican and takes a seat. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 12:39 AM (LOL...I was reading NHRPG Part 3 for the wiki page for Vernette and I find this! YouTube- south park- california love song LMAO...) The rear hatch on the Pelican closes. A nameless pilot sits in the pilot seat. He gives a thumbs up and the Pelican takes off. Delta: Things are going pretty good actually! I cannot complain about anything right now! Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 12:44 AM Oh you will. I'll be taking all your kills left, right, up down, forward and backwards. Hehe. Pilot:Touching down in thirty seconds! Oorah, let's get it on. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 12:47 AM Delta: Well...I have become rather docile working around Humans. Its pretty tough to make me mad...ironically! The Pelican shakes as it touches the ground. Delta: Well...your the ranking officer here Adam...you get to take point! Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 01:01 AM Alright out the pelican. On me. Adams proceeds to crouch behind a dead tree and looks around with his thermal scope. Thermal's clear. Let's keep move north. (what shall we do with max?) NakedCrook 01-06-2010 01:08 AM (We will bring her along. No sense in leaving her behind) Delta: Lead on Adam...just take care...if I remember how I used to do things, we might be walking into a nice trap here. Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 01:28 AM Adam stands up again and walks forward, his eyes still peering into his scope. After a couple of yard he felt he step in something fleshy and look down at his feet. Blood? Tan blood? ninjashocker 01-06-2010 01:51 AM Quote: Originally Posted by NakedCrook (Post 86747) (LOL...I was reading NHRPG Part 3 for the wiki page for Vernette and I find this! YouTube- south park- california love song LMAO...) The rear hatch on the Pelican closes. A nameless pilot sits in the pilot seat. He gives a thumbs up and the Pelican takes off. Delta: Things are going pretty good actually! I cannot complain about anything right now! (lol the homeless episode was ok but "Good times with weapons" is the best ep) Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 07:30 PM Anyone know what the hell this came from? Adam dipped his fingers in the blood and started to sample it. Ew. It's all.... fleshy.... NakedCrook 01-06-2010 07:45 PM (flood?) Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 07:47 PM (can i?) NakedCrook 01-06-2010 07:53 PM (yes) Delta: The parasite...I have smelt this before! Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 07:57 PM Parasite? What parasite!? A screech is heard in the distance. What the hell is that? Adam aim his rifle towad the sound while looking through his scope. Nothing on thermal... Adam drew his eye away from the scope. The first thing he saw were a couple of figures running toward them in the distance. I think we got company! KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 07:59 PM i take that as a yes NakedCrook 01-06-2010 08:01 PM Delta: The flood Adam! Killer 2 01-06-2010 08:12 PM max:shit! NakedCrook 01-06-2010 08:20 PM Delta peeped his hammer and killed two combat forms. He turned around and punched another combat form. Delta: This is really bad! Everyone, back to the Pelican! Delta turned to see a ton of infection forms entering the Pelican. Delta: Ill cover you two! Run! Killer 2 01-06-2010 08:21 PM max saw the flood surround them max:where do we run! NakedCrook 01-06-2010 08:26 PM Delta put his hammer on his back. He grabbed Max and Adam and held them under his arm. Delta: Nevermind...I'll do the running, you do the shooting. Cover me instead. Delta charged the Flood forms, trampling them and running through them. Killer 2 01-06-2010 08:27 PM max started shooting NakedCrook 01-06-2010 08:33 PM Delta kept running. He was covered in flood blood and flesh. There were bits and pieces hanging from him. Delta: I totally need a washdown after this! KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 08:42 PM so lyons was i sufficiently punished? NakedCrook 01-06-2010 08:44 PM Lyons looks at Tina. Lyons: As a UNSC naval captain, my guess is no! KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 08:47 PM so your punishing me all day? cubanpete24 01-06-2010 08:54 PM Soap: Ohhhhhhhhhhh MY GOD! Soap woke up on a medical bed, He rose up. Soap: W-Where the fuck am I?' Soap saw that his hands were bandaged, and that he had a bandage over his chest. Soap got out of the bed, but ended up falling out of it, on the floor, he vomited up blood. He got up, using the IV scanner as a crutch. He stumbled out of the medical bay quarters. Soap: Ok...what were you doing before Lester......You were getting a CIP, turns out, there are no CIPs on the north hemisphere of Mars apparently.....you go back to the rendevouz point, Pelican shoots you....... and you fall off into a ravine, but wait.....I had Paul and Jerome with me....where the hell are they? dead?! Soap peeked out of his door. he heard footsteps, he immediatly stepped back into his quarters, and limped to the closet. 2 men stepped outside the med-bay quarters. Doctor 1: It's been a while, and even with all the surgery, I doubt Patient 24-E-A will make it through the night. Voice: I know MacTavish, when I met him, I knew he was tough as nails, He also nags on and on about being invincible. Soap: Murdoc? Soap said quietly Doctor: Yes, well jumping into a 200 foot ravine isn't exactly...how you say.....survivable. Murdoc: There was water right? besides, I'll bet right when we walk in he's gonna have a scalpel to our necks. Soap: How did they know? Murdoc: Well I'm gonna check on good ol' MacTavish. Murdoc walked in. he saw that the bed had noone in it. Soap hopped out of the closet, but tripped and fell over, where he continued to vomit blood. Murdoc: Well, wasn't exactly what I expected, Get up MacTavish, I'll explain everything. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 09:03 PM Delta kept running through the Combat forms. Delta: Where did all these flood come from? Delta eventually came to a large hill. He could see off into the distance. There was a city nearby. It was still in pretty good shape. Delta: I know where we are headed! KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 09:11 PM (*^*) cubanpete24 01-06-2010 09:37 PM Soap still used his IV scanner as a crutch, he followed Murdoc down the hallway. Murdoc: Alright, Before I begin, any questions? Soap: Where's my squad? Murdoc: Private Arnold Williams, taken prisoner by brutes. Private Paul Letterman, and Private Jerome T. Washington, they were snatched by Sheperd's men before we could get to them, they are awaiting execution. Soap: Wait....Before you could? Murdoc: I guess that's my que, where to start....ah yes. first off. Welcome to the Normandy III, the prototype Halycon class stealth ship, it has a few bugs but nothing Good ol' Leslie can't fix. Soap raised a brow. Soap: The trannie? Murdoc: Mearly a cover Lester. Soap: Hold, on, then who the hell are you? Murdoc: alright, continuing on, The Normandy III's stealth systems are mediocre at best, but believe me when I said, Leslie is doing her best. Anywho, Sheperd has marked everyone in Recovery Team Joker, AWOL. They passed a room marked "test lab Marco" Doctor: CLEAR! The doctor let smashed the 2 shock paddles against the patients chest. the patient moaned. Doctor: Oh my......I've done it.....I DID IT! YE- Murdoc immidiatly shut the door. Murdoc: You didn't see anything. Murdoc kept on walking. Murdoc: anywho, I bet your wondering about about your iron heart. Soap: Scuzzie? Murdoc: Using technology, we were able to give your heart.....a crutch, perse. that metal plate on your chest is basically life support for your dying heart. We would give you the same type of artificil heart Vernette has, but time is money, so the doc whipped up a quick fix, and by the by, your expected to die at mmmmmm maybe 50-60 years old. enjoy. Soap flicked the metal plate on his chest, it rung. Murdoc: Ok, We're nering the bridge, there we'll give you your armor, and basically tell you, why your here. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 09:49 PM Vernette was on the bridge. He got a message from Sheperd. Vernette: Fuck this guy! Vernette read the message out loud. Vernette: Attention Director Vernette, I regret to inform you that Recxovery team Joker... Vernette slammed his fist on the terminal next to him. Vernette: How the fuck did this happen? Hayes: Vernette? Is there a problem? Vernette: No Hayes, there is no problem at all. My shitty day just got shittier! Hayes: Really? Vernette: RTJ...is AWOL! Hayes: That entire sentence was an acronym! Vernette: Recovery Team Joker is missing! Hayes: Ohhhh! Shitty indeed! Vernette: I dont BUY this shit! I don't believe it! I don't want to hear it! This is a fucking LIE to piss me off! Hayes: Why would Sheperd lie about this? Vernette glared at Hayes. Vernette: Hayes...just begin a search pattern to find RTJ, posthaste! Hayes: Yes sir! cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:04 PM Soap walked into the bridge, He was Greeted by Leslie, who was not in his usual Trannie wear. Leslie: Nice to see you again MacTavish, as you may have known already, I was working on the inside, along with Murdoc, to try and get some dirt on Sheperd, this is standard protocal when ONI's involved. Soap raised a brow. Leslie: Anyway, I was looking for an oppertune time to....vanish. So, with funds and technical knowhow. ONI gave granted me with this....piece of shit. Leslie kicked a wall of the ship. Leslie: This is by no means, a battle worthy ship. all it can do, is hide. I would just like to tell you that before you get any ideas. Alright, onto business. -You are wounded, that's undersandable. -You belong to ONI, until things are cleared up with the UNSC, of course. -As such, you will be in a squad which consists of Murdoc, me, you, and, a very, very special guest. the doctor barged into the bridge. Doctor: I-I've done it! I've done the impossible! I've....PLAYED GOD! I reanimated the dead! Leslie: That's Otto Watson. He's our favorite doc and nutjob. Otto: Well, if you don't mind...I have brought...him.....back to life. Otto pointed to a ginger, missing his left eye, had scars on his face, and a band-aid on his forehead. KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 10:10 PM pokes lyons hey you! NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:11 PM (NO YOU DIDN'T! OMG! Very smooth, I must say so myself!) Vernette was tapping his foot on the floor. Vernette: What is the status of the Stealth Generator? Officer: It is recharging at 39% Vernette: Hmmm... Vernette began to think. Vernette: I should go and check on Leo and Korman, see how they are coming along with that AI and the CIPs...I wouldnt doubt they are killing eachother down there. Vernette: Hayes...keep an eye on things. I will return shortly. Vernette walked off the bridge and made his way down to Leo's lab. Vernette: I assign a whole section of my ship to Leo and I have yet to see some weapon of mass destruction come out of it! Vernette enter's Leo's lab. KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 10:16 PM (ahhhhhhhhh) cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:16 PM Korman: and what I'm saying is that you need to reboot it! Leo: but we can still retrieve an essence of the CIP! Leo looked over at Vernette. Leo: Preston, you said you wanted the CIP right? NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:17 PM Vernette: Yes...I did. Meanwhile: Lyons looks at Tina as he straightens out his coat. Lyons: What is it? KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 10:20 PM uhh well nothing just being silly cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:25 PM Leslie: Wait....can he talk? Otto:Ehhhhh....kinda.... Leslie: can he give orders? Otto: No..... Leslie: So what your saying is that you brought back a sargeant to life? and that he's basically a potato? Otto: NO! NOT A POTATO! He can take orders, fire a gun and such. Look, you said you needed a 4th squad member, here's your 4th squad member. Harold: Giligan..... Otto: SEE! HE CAN TALK! Leslie facepalmed. Leslie: Fine, keep him here. Harold began to drool. Otto wiped it off with his sleeve. Leslie: GET OUT OF HERE! Otto ran out of the room. Leslie: Back to what I was saying, your wounds will patch up. Till then, you have been fitted for your new armor. Leslie ripped the IV needle out of Soap's arm. Leslie: Get to the armory. Murdoc: Oh, and one more thing, you dropped this on your way out. Murdoc handed Soap his custom smg, with the VISR reflex scope and brute heart beat scanner. Murdoc: We're not dumb, we used an EMP to break the tracking device, We don't want anyone to know your here. Soap snatched the smg, and walked into the hallway. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:30 PM Vernette began to think. Vernette: What is the status of the AI and what is the status of the CIP recovery? Meanwhile: Lyons: I have to get back on duty. Excuse me! Lyons leaves the room. KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 10:32 PM Not gonna kiss me before you leave! cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:33 PM Leo: I'm saying, try and seperate the CIP from Doug. Korman: and I'm saying get the CIP another way, the virus has infected Doug, and if we don't reboot him now, He will be unrecoverable. Leo: You'd want that wouldn't you. Korman: says the assmunch who almost blew up his entire ship, becasue he didn't trust his fellow technician. leo: ONCE! that only happened ONCE! NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:36 PM Vernette: Leo...are you under the assumption that if we reboot Doug, we would risk losing the CIP? If you are, I would be forced to disagree with you. Vernette looked at Korman. Vernette: I am not agreeing with you either might I add. I would rather shoot myself then agree with you! Vernette grinned. Vernette: It is my experience that rebooting this AI does not cause memory loss. All it seems to do is reset its parameters, more often then not, that is where AI corruption lies. Meanwhile: Lyons walks up to Tina and kisses her. Lyons: I have a lot of work to catch up on. Killer 2 01-06-2010 10:36 PM max n' people followed delta NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:38 PM They ran into the city, the flood had scattered. Delta stopped, e was dripping in flood mucus. Delta: This is fucking disgusting! He spits some of it out of his mouth. Delta: I am drenched in it! cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:38 PM Korman: But look, Vernette, a simple reboot is all it takes to fix him, hey here's an idea! Steal Sheperd's CIP! That way, you get a Fully FUNCTIONAL CIP, and your favorite AI back. (I'll Pm you specifics) Korman tossed his pliers onto the operating counter. korman: Now, it would be to my best interest to leave. Killer 2 01-06-2010 10:40 PM max:delta if any got down your throat... KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 10:41 PM well ill be here if you need me lays on lyons bed and pulls the covers up NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:48 PM Vernette grins as he pulls out his gun and points it at Korman. Vernette: It would be in your best interest to sit the fuck down and finish what I told you to do. I want the AI rebooted. I would like to save the CIP information, but if a reboot does, in fact, clear that information, well...at least we would have saved Doug. Vernette paused. Vernette: Korman, I want you to reboot the AI...NOW! Meanwhile: Delta: Do you think I would want to swallow that shit! No way! I know the dangers! I am not going to become a flood creature... Delta looks forward. Delta: Come on...lets keep moving! Let's see if we can find a vehicle of some sorts. Delta tried his comm again Delta: I cannot contact the Cloak and Dagger for pickup! Too much interference! Tyber: Bio electrical interference caused by the excessive number of flood! Killer 2 01-06-2010 10:51 PM max:ok.. but if any trickled down. whatever... cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:51 PM Korman: Holy Crap it's always pointing a gun at me with you, fine. I'll reboot it. Korman grabs the AI chip and inserts it into a terminal. He inputs the passcode to reboot Doug, and then waits for oug to get rebooted. Korman: This takes a while, so ger comfortable. Korman leaned against the counter. Korman: SO how's life. Korman turned to face Vernette, but the barrel of the gun was still pointed towards him. Korman: wanna play games, fine we'll play games. Korman pulls out his gun, and pulls the trigger, but out came a flag that said BANG! Korman: I wasn't joking when I said I fucking love this thing. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:55 PM Delta: Well...if it did...I'll go after you first, just to show you how much I care about you! Vernette cracked a grin. Vernette: You know why it is always a gun with me? Simply because in a physical confrontation, you would win. Heaven knows how much further your brought that stupid augmentation experiment of yours, or even if you are still augmented. Vernette frowned. Vernette: Despite the fact you could kill me with a few well placed hits, that will never stop me from getting in your face, gun or no gun. I ain't afraid of you! cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:57 PM Korman still had the flag to Vernette's face. Korman: Just for shit's and giggles I'm not pointing this flag down. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 11:03 PM Lyons: Oh Tina? Tidy up the place while I am gone! KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 11:04 PM i didn't make the mess you did NakedCrook 01-06-2010 11:07 PM Lyons: Clean it or no more sex! Lyons laughed KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 11:09 PM you wouldn't NakedCrook 01-06-2010 11:10 PM Lyons: Your right, I wouldn't Lyons laughs again. Lyons: I will see you later! Lyons heads to the bridge. KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 11:13 PM good! then goes to sleepy land kenshin 01-07-2010 12:09 AM lance drops his gear in the barracks and follows the marine to the bridge. "admiral want to see you, something about meeting his soldiers personally. i dunno." the marine says lance nods his head. "understood." he says as he walks into the bridge and see's admiral sheperd milling about with his lieutenants. Infantry Girl 01-07-2010 12:29 AM What the hell is the flood! What the hell is going on!?!!? NakedCrook 01-07-2010 12:29 AM Delta: The flood...you have never heard of the flood? Are you serious? Infantry Girl 01-07-2010 12:31 AM No I don't what the hell it is!! Adam dropped the clip in his gun and slipped another one in. NakedCrook 01-07-2010 12:38 AM Delta: The flood is a parasitic life form. it consumes living matter and replicates at an unbelievable rate. A single flood form can destroy an entire populated world. If the flood escapes this planet and makes it to Earth, Earth could be lost! Any further questions? Infantry Girl 01-07-2010 12:41 AM You know what. I'll just go with it's a very a bad thing. Let's get outa here or whatever and when we get outa here alive we can talk about this. What happens now? NakedCrook 01-07-2010 12:45 AM Delta began to think. Delta: I have run into this infestation many times in my life. Fighting was never the answer! As a Brute, I hate to say it, but the only viable option is to run! We keep running, until we escape. Where we run to though, is a good question. cubanpete24 01-08-2010 04:37 PM Soap entered the armory. Once the door closed, he looked back, He saw his reflection in the very shiny door. He saw that he had a bandage over his chest, Soap rolled it off, He saw a square metal plate over his chest. crusted blood trimmed it. Soap then took a good look at his face. Soap: Jesus...... Soap had heavy bags under his eyes, and some minor scratches. Soap ignored it and walked over to where his armor was held. Soap gripped his smg tightly He set it down on the modification counter, and entered a code on the armory locker. the locker opened revealing Soap's new armor. Soap grinned. kenshin 01-08-2010 08:14 PM lance walks up to admiral sheperd. "reporting for duty sir." lance salutes. NakedCrook 01-08-2010 08:16 PM (Don't forget Kenshin, your guys cover name while under Sheoperd's command is...Roland Kitchener.) kenshin 01-08-2010 08:18 PM (i know just establishing lance is saying hi to sheperd undercover of course) cubanpete24 01-08-2010 08:26 PM Sheperd: Good! Good! good to see you, I've just lost my technichian, and star pilot, you, go find them Pronto! kenshin 01-08-2010 08:50 PM lance give sheperd a salute and walks away. "two seconds here and i'm already not liking it." lance mumbles. NakedCrook 01-08-2010 09:01 PM Vernette waited on Korman to finish rebooting the Doug AI. Vernette: Speed your bitch ass up! kenshin 01-08-2010 09:03 PM lance finds the technician looking at holo porn in his quarters. "dude, brass wants you." cubanpete24 01-08-2010 09:25 PM Korman it's done. Now in all honesty, I wanna get out of here. Korman held out his hand to shake Vernette's hand. NakedCrook 01-08-2010 09:27 PM Vernette looked at Korman's hand. Vernette: I hate you Korman... Vernette glared at Korman. Vernette: However, I know when I need to thank someone... Vernette lowered his gun and shook Korman's hand. Vernette: Get off my ship! cubanpete24 01-08-2010 09:43 PM Korman left the lab, and made his way to his vulture. kenshin 01-08-2010 10:10 PM "allright if i were a star pilot where would i be?" lance looks at a sign that says cafeterium. "thats answered my question." lance says aloud as he walks in and see's four men around a table playing cards each with a jumpuit that says pilot on the back. "any of you a star pilot?" lance asks cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:13 PM Pilot: Who? NakedCrook 01-08-2010 10:14 PM (I may make an officer on Shepherd's ship.) Another pilot raises his hand. Pilot: I'm a shit pilot! kenshin 01-08-2010 10:15 PM "i need a star pilot." lance says then picks up a few cards. "whats the game?" cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:17 PM (If possible, can you make the officer super super loyal? or something?) Soap put on his new armor. intercom: Soap to the bridge for mission briefing. Soap sprinted to the bridge. *meanwhile* A pilot crossed his arms nonchalontly, as if he wasn't acting like he was hiding the ONI emblem on his chest. Pilot We're playing blackjack, come play, We're just on break. kenshin 01-08-2010 10:20 PM lance looks around "these guys are hiding something." "yea i'm in." lance says as he sits down and reads his hand. "so who you guys?" NakedCrook 01-08-2010 10:20 PM (alirght, I will be mega loyal) Pilot: This is blackjack? I though this was 21! cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:21 PM Pilot: Ok, most important thing to know, is that all kings, queens, and jacks are worth 10. and your supposed to get to 21, without going over. Care to wager anything? Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:21 PM pilot:same thing retard! cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:24 PM Pilot: are you questioning my logic, when Greg here said "hit me" and you took it literally? kenshin 01-08-2010 10:24 PM "yea i got uh...." digs into pockets "300 dollars." lance see's the bickering "shut the hell up and play." Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:25 PM pilot:he was asking for it!.. literaly..... the pilot loked at the money pilot:I think hes in cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:27 PM Pilot: right. well you in or not? I bet my lunch money and my stomachs a' growling NakedCrook 01-08-2010 10:28 PM Pilot: I got my...dead wife's finger... A finger is thrown into the pile Pilot: That's got to be worth something! Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:29 PM pilot:depends what she used it for! the pilot threw in a 20$ bill cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:29 PM Pilot: I'd wager my wife's digit too, but too bad she got incinerated! The Pilot laughed awkwardly then quickly said something quietly. Pilot: I miss her. kenshin 01-08-2010 10:30 PM lance thrws his 300 hundred "so u guys mind if i ask you your names. i just uh....transfered." Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:31 PM pilot:im...bob... cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:32 PM Pilot: Pilot. He grabs all tha cards and shuffles them all professionally Pilot: take a seat my friend. the cards have an ONI symbol on the back of them, Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:34 PM bob:fucking ONI cards never last more than 10 games kenshin 01-08-2010 10:35 PM i aint in kansas anymore. i'm in hillbilly hell. lance sits down and grabsscans his cards. "so.........u boys shipped any cool interesting cargo lately?" Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:36 PM bob raised his hand then put it down bob:dont tell anybody, but i shipped a nova bomb a week ago cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:37 PM The pilot raised a brow. Pilot: What ONI cards. The pilot shuffles the cards again, The ONI symbols disappeard. (It's possible...apparently, magicians have done it, so...Pilot, the Pilot is a magician!) He passed out the cards, Once he gave one to Lance, it had a message on it. I know who you are Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:39 PM bob :hit me, not literaly kenshin 01-08-2010 10:40 PM lance reads the card but doesnt show any sign of fear. and slips the card back to pilot "its a joker." pilot reads it and it says meet me after game "no shit bob?" cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:40 PM The pilot put a card down. Pilot: 7 Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:41 PM bob:hit me cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:42 PM the pilot put a card down Pilot: 15 Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:44 PM bob:21 bitches! cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:46 PM The Pilot looked at Lance. Pilot: Your turn. kenshin 01-08-2010 10:48 PM lance smiles knowingly "hit me." NakedCrook 01-08-2010 10:48 PM Pilot: Is the objective to get past 21? Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:49 PM bob:no! it's to get as close to 21 without getting over! NakedCrook 01-08-2010 10:50 PM Pilot: Ohhh...well...I fold... The pilot drops a ton of cards that equaled 41 Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:50 PM bob:wait.. how did you get that with 2 hit mes? NakedCrook 01-08-2010 10:51 PM Pilot: Ummm...we are allowed to cheat right? cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:52 PM The pilot slapped the other pilot. Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:52 PM bob:no! that called cheating!cheating bad!! kenshin 01-08-2010 11:00 PM lance chuckles and stares at pilot. "so u gonna hit me or what?" NakedCrook 01-08-2010 11:01 PM Pilot: This game sucks! Let's play something else! cubanpete24 01-08-2010 11:01 PM Pilot: that's what she said The pilot set down a card. Pilot: 8 kenshin 01-08-2010 11:01 PM "hit me"

[Naked Crook]

[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] cubanpete24 01-01-2010 01:35 PM Leo: Lovely Leo walked down to the bridge, where he awaited Korman's vulture. KillerRabbit213 01-01-2010 01:36 PM we freaked max out didn't we NakedCrook 01-01-2010 01:47 PM Vernette waited for Korman to arrive. Meanwhile: Lyons: Yes we did! KillerRabbit213 01-01-2010 01:49 PM im surprised the doctor didn't say anything NakedCrook 01-01-2010 01:53 PM Lyons: Who cares about him! KillerRabbit213 01-01-2010 02:03 PM i talk to much cubanpete24 01-01-2010 04:03 PM Korman's vulture landed in the hangar bay. Korman stepped out of the vulture, he was greeted by a punch in the face by Leo. Korman: Nice to see you too Leo. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 04:18 PM Officer: Sir...Admiral Korman has arrived. Vernette felt sick. Vernette: I hate that man...he stands for everything I don't! So help me God...if I see him, I am going to give him a piece of my mind... cubanpete24 01-01-2010 04:23 PM Korman: Alright, where to. Leo: Follow me. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 04:26 PM Vernette began to think. Vernette: Not that I trust anything Korman says, be did he not say he didn't care enough about his AI's to...booby trap them? Vernette remembered when Sheperd sent him the chip. Vernette recalled that Sheperd said that his people couldn't fix it and that Vernette's people should try. Vernette: I do not like where this train of throught is going...but it has to be explored! cubanpete24 01-01-2010 04:30 PM Kirk followed Leo onto the bridge. Leo: So, Do you still dwell on the fact you stole my job? Kirk: You stole mine to begin with. Leo: Who stole what to begin with doesn't matter. Leo and Kirk stopped at the door to the bridge. Leo: He's in there. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 04:36 PM Vernette saw Korman and Leo enter the bridge. He glared at Korman. Vernette: I will spare you an execution...I am getting tired of killing clones...why am I even speaking to you? cubanpete24 01-01-2010 04:40 PM Korman: Of course. alright, so where is this AI NakedCrook 01-01-2010 04:41 PM Vernette pointed to a table at the far corner. There was an AI chip on the table. Vernette: Just...do your thing... cubanpete24 01-01-2010 04:43 PM Kirk nodded, he walked oveer to Doug's AI chip and was tinkering with it. Kirk: Holy cow! What did you do to this thing! NakedCrook 01-01-2010 04:49 PM Vernette shook his head. Vernette: I did nothing to it...the last person to TRY and fix it, short of Leo, was Fleet Admiral Sheperd and his people. Vernette began to think back. Vernette: I am not going crazy Korman...but I think you are...for once...innocent of any wrongdoing here... cubanpete24 01-01-2010 05:04 PM Kirk: Well, Whatever any of them did, there's some tech here, that isn't mine. Korman grabbed a set of plyers and ripped of a piece of chip from Doug's AI chip Kirk: This is the puppy that's causing all the trouble, well, that little emp blast of course, also Vernette, I wouldn't bother trying to fix that HOlotable, It'll come back online in about say.........10-15 hours, if your an unlucky son of a bitch, 24 hours. See, this is is the T-4000 mk. C espionage chip.It's meant for attaching to a old AI, or defective AI. To find out if this came from Sheperd, I will need further study. He rubbed his chin. Kirk: That solves one problem, NOw, as for the CIP infection, I will need more time. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 05:06 PM Vernette: I have an idea on how to gain access to the CIP information. We do not need to look into that. What we should be looking into is getting a CIP! KillerRabbit213 01-01-2010 05:10 PM would you smack my ass plz cubanpete24 01-01-2010 05:11 PM Kirk: Alright, to fix this AI, simply reboot it. He tossed Vernette Doug's AI chip. Kirk: As for this.....I will investigate it further to confirm whether it came from Sheperd or not. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 05:16 PM Lyons grins. Lyons: You have had too much fun today. You need a time out. Meanwhile: Vernette: I want Leo to work with you...I want to know about everything you uncover, no matter how trivial! cubanpete24 01-01-2010 05:18 PM Kirk:no Leo: no KillerRabbit213 01-01-2010 05:18 PM id like to see you try! NakedCrook 01-01-2010 05:18 PM Vernette: This is not a democracy. Either work together or share a cell together. It's your choice! cubanpete24 01-01-2010 05:21 PM Kirk: Sure. Why not. Korman walked out of the bridge with Leo following him. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 05:24 PM Vernette grinned as Leo and Korman walked off the bridge. Vernette: This is going to be amusing! cubanpete24 01-01-2010 06:45 PM *meanwhile* Soap was leaning back on a wall, while Jerome was tinkering with a door lock. Soap: So Jerome, Are you going to open that door today? Jerome: Mhmm, just sit tight. The door finally opened. Jeroe peeked inside. Soap: What'ya see. Jerome: bout 7 brutes, 12 grunts. 5 grunts are sleeping. Soap: alright, Paulie, your with Jerome, set up over there. On my mark, Open fire. NakedCrook 01-01-2010 07:14 PM Delta: So...do you think its a good idea to pair those two up? They sound like they have a pretty ruthless history together! Vernette: I am sure they will be fine! They have to work together...or else! Killer 2 01-01-2010 07:51 PM max:or lese? NakedCrook 01-01-2010 08:24 PM Vernette: Or else those two are going to pay dearly! I don't want any more fucking around! Killer 2 01-01-2010 08:27 PM max:why so sreious NakedCrook 01-01-2010 10:39 PM Vernette: I am being "serious" because I have Sheperd on one end trying to pull the wool over my eyes, while I have Korman on my ship, doing God knows what. I have every reason to be "serious" Killer 2 01-01-2010 10:40 PM max:ok NakedCrook 01-01-2010 10:44 PM Vernette: I am starting to get really ticked off with the UNSC...to often I am forced to deal with this shit! Killer 2 01-01-2010 10:47 PM max:when are you NOT fed up with somthing? NakedCrook 01-01-2010 11:02 PM Vernette: Nowadays? There is not very much that does not irritate me! Killer 2 01-01-2010 11:09 PM max:nowadays? NakedCrook 01-02-2010 12:00 AM Vernette: I'm talking about now, today, the past few months...in the past few months, I have dealt with traitors, power mongers, and assholes more often then I should have! I am getting sick of it! Killer 2 01-02-2010 12:19 AM max:you have always been ticked ooff, or sick of somthing NakedCrook 01-02-2010 12:25 AM Vernette: Well...I just have no tolerance for assholes, incompetence, and most of all, traitors! They don't make them like me anymore... Killer 2 01-02-2010 12:29 AM max:so basicly EVERYBODY is one of those things? NakedCrook 01-02-2010 12:32 AM Vernette:: Everyone who does not fully comply with my level and definition of loyal and trustworthy is "one of those things". Vernette grinned. Vernette: Do you believe the ends justify the means so long as the means do not put the innocent in danger? Killer 2 01-02-2010 12:36 AM max:the word innocent is never in neutrel form, it varies NakedCrook 01-02-2010 12:39 AM Vernette: Very true. I am glad you are not stupid Max. Killer 2 01-02-2010 12:45 AM max:i cant understand why we dont sign a treaty.. those who plot the destruction of others offen perish in the attempt NakedCrook 01-02-2010 12:49 AM Delta laughed. Vernette: Not always true, but I see where you are going with your idea Max. Vernette paused. Vernette: Just remember Max, your loyalty to the UNSC should never surpass your loyalty to your own principles! That has been my philosophy...and to be frank...my philosophy has kept us going... Killer 2 01-02-2010 12:57 AM max:peace IS one of my principals.. and i think im one of the last with that principal... NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:00 AM Vernette: Peace... Vernette grinned. Vernette: Youth...it does wonders for ones state of mind... Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:09 AM max wat do you mean? NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:16 AM Vernette: Peace is nothing more then an intermission Max. There will always be conflict. Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:21 AM max:time spent on an intermisson is better than time spent killing and dieing NakedCrook 01-02-2010 03:29 AM Vernette: Your right Max. Conflict is not a good thing, but alas, without this war...I have no purpose! Killer 2 01-02-2010 03:30 AM max:what about courtney and i? NakedCrook 01-02-2010 03:35 AM Delta: Got you there Vernette! Vernette grinned. Vernette: It's one thing to be a husband and a father...its another to be the 30 year absentee guy...there is not much left I can do for you two... Killer 2 01-02-2010 03:36 AM max:you have plenty to give to us NakedCrook 01-02-2010 03:38 AM Vernette: A home? A family life? I am far past that time Max... Killer 2 01-02-2010 03:40 AM max:vrnette, you'll always be my father NakedCrook 01-02-2010 03:43 AM Vernette: Well...its good to know you consider me as such...despite my lack of fatherly attention over the years...and my less then stellar track record...when it comes to...well...everything... Killer 2 01-02-2010 03:45 AM max:i must have the weirdest family.... NakedCrook 01-02-2010 03:48 AM Vernette: It's more then what some people have. Despite its...disorganization...its still a family. I have even considered retirement after this war is done and catching up on many lost years. Killer 2 01-02-2010 03:51 AM max:im guessing 90% of unsc personnel will retire after this war! NakedCrook 01-02-2010 03:54 AM Vernette thought about what Max said. Vernette: 90% of the UNSC is green Max, fresh out of their mothers wombs for shits sake! Greens have no right to retire after a year or so. These people are in the prime of their lives! Vernette shakes his head. Vernette: It makes me sick to be honest... Killer 2 01-02-2010 03:57 AM max:think vernette, would you want to stay in the unsc after seeing your freinds cut fown or ripped apart? NakedCrook 01-02-2010 04:00 AM Vernette stared at Max. Vernette: I did...I lost many friends in this war, I even lost people who were more then friends...I didn't quit Max. Granted, there is a difference between mid war and post war. However...I am not going to leave the UNSC because of the people I lost, oh no! The only reason I am going to retire after this is said and done is because I have earned it! Killer 2 01-02-2010 04:02 AM max shrugged max:alot of people will qit, and find a new job NakedCrook 01-02-2010 04:36 AM Vernette stood up. he looked at Max. Vernette: Max...as much as I would love to carry on a conversation with you, even I need sleep. I sleep to work Max. I sleep to work...and right now, I need some sleep. Vernette looked at Lt. Commander Hayes. Vernette: Hayes, I want you to keep watch on things for a while. Hayes: Will do sir! Vernette walks off the bridge. Hayes sits down in the command chair and looks at Delta. Hayes: So...I finally get to meet the infamous Delta...is it true that you are a machine? Delta: Almost true...I am roughly 70% mechanic! Hayes: So are you technically dead? Delta: No...I am still technically alive, I just don't have any redundant internal organs. Hayes: Do you eat? Delta: Nope. Hayes: Do you sleep? Delta: Nope. Hayes: Do you get thirsty? Delta: Nope. Hayes: How do you survive? Delta: My design schematics were destroyed, on purpose. It was to protect the secret of my creation. I was instructed never to tell anyone whats goes on in here or how it works. Delta pounds his chest. Delta: I will outlive your great, great, VERY great, grandchildren! Hayes was stunned. Hayes: Frightening in a way... Delta: Not really... Hayes: Do you think for yourself? Delta: Yes... Hayes: yet you refuse to kill everyone in sight? Remarkable! Why? Delta: Good question...everyone used to hate me! I just went about my business. Over time, people got kinda used to me. I still invoke mass anxiety when I am around, for most people anyways, but all in all...nobody points guns at me anymore! I usually do not carry on conversations with the crew members, however, there are a few exceptions. But as per your question...I guess its because Vernette says not to kill anyone in the UNSC as it stands. Hayes: What do you mean? Delta: I don't have any loyalty to the UNSC, or to the command structure for that matter. I am loyal to Vernette. What he says is law. Hayes: If he says jump off a bridge... Delta: Then I will jump off a bridge, because if Vernette tells me to jump off a bridge, there is a damn good reason to jump off said bridge! Hayes: So that explains the little rebellion! Delta: Yes...it does! Hayes: I'm surprised HIGHCOM allows you to hang around if you are this...defiant! Delta: What HIGHCOM wants does not concern me. Too bad HIGHCOM takes its orders from Vernette. I don't think HIGHCOM wants another rebellion on their hands. Hayes: Whats your real name? Delta was silent. Hayes: Delta? Whats your real name? Delta was silent. Hayes: Delta? Delta: Yes? Hayes: What was your real name? Delta was silent. Hayes: Do you remember your name? Delta was silent. Hayes: Come on...I doubt anyone would care! Delta walked off the bridge. Hayes: It must be a touchy subject for him! Killer 2 01-02-2010 12:50 PM max:it is, dont bring t up, you wont like your answer NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:22 PM Hayes: I don't see what the big deal is...it's just a name! Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:28 PM max:just dont bring it up NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:33 PM Hayes: Well...if you say so. I was just curious.... Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:43 PM max:curiostity killed the cat NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:46 PM Hayes: So it did...didn't kill the human though.... Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:48 PM max:it has NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:49 PM Hayes: Are you implying that he has killed someone for digging too deep into his past? KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 01:50 PM lyons you still gonna smack whats yours? Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:51 PM max:no cubanpete24 01-02-2010 01:54 PM (Shit, need to make up for lost time) Soap had his foot over the body of a brute. Jerome: This punk's still alive. Jerome aimed his smg at the squirming grunt. Soap walked over to the squirming grunt. He took off his helmet to show his skull balaclava. Soap: Hey grunt, wanna know why I bear these....bones on my mask? The grunt was squirming to get out from under Jerome's boot. Soap: See, an old friend of mine, poor little Simon Schneuda, died on halloween, he went as a skeloton, see, when your family has ties to the mob, and you don't pay em' your protection money, they get angry, they chop up your friends limbs, and throw them into the lake. then, they put your friends torso in a meat grinder, then lastly, they mail you your friends head in the mail. Grunt: Why're you telling me this! Soap leaned in closer to the grunt. Soap: Where. Is. The. CIP NakedCrook 01-02-2010 01:54 PM Hayes: Good! Hayes shrugged and typed a few things on the terminal next to him. He was reviewing the current situation involving Sheperd. Hayes: It's only a matter of time before someone figures out what is name is. There must be a few people out there that would know! Meanwhile: Lyons: Oh I will smack it alright...but I wont...I will save that for later. Killer 2 01-02-2010 01:56 PM max:why do you care? KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 02:00 PM oh okay NakedCrook 01-02-2010 02:00 PM Hayes: I am I not allowed to be curious about the mystery Brute's name? You cannot tell me that his real name is not more exciting and outspoken then that generic, bland, Greek letter! cubanpete24 01-02-2010 02:10 PM Soap: TALK! Grunt: I don't know! I've never heard of the CIP! Soap fired his smg, killing the grunt. Paul exited the doorway. Paul: No CIP here. Soap: Alright, moveonto the next building. NakedCrook 01-02-2010 02:22 PM Lyons: I need to rest more...come back later. Lyons closes his eyes and falls asleep. Meanwhile: Vernette was lying on his bed, staring at the ceiling. Vernette: Retirement...is it that great? Vernette thought about all the sitting around he would be doing. He then thought about the boredom, the prospect of being useless. He frowned. Vernette: Retirement sucks! Like come on...80 is the new 30...and I am only in my 60s! So I have seen more combat then most people have...big whoop! I have managed to get along just fine! DO I need to end my elustrious career because of that? Vernette began to think what would happen to the UNSC if he retired. Vernette: My God...I can't retire...things would fall apart! I need to die in the UNSC to get out of it! If I retired, I could only imagine the amount of stupid shit that would begin happening. there would be more men like Korman, Beurscott, VIncetti, Sheperd...there would be total chaos! Vernette began to laugh out loud. Vernette: They don't make them like me anymore, that's for sure... KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 02:27 PM goes back to room and thinks about the things lyons will do later NakedCrook 01-02-2010 02:37 PM Vernette grinned. Vernette: I am not going to end my career! I am too important to quit! I am needed! Without me this entire organization will fall into ruin! I did not work for 45 solid years just to have everything I have worked for get destroyed by some asshole! Vernette walked over to the terminal in his room and accessed his personal files. He opened a text document which turned out to be his resignation forms. He deleted the files. He then deleted his retirement speech. Vernette: That is one speech I will NEVER give! Vernette began to think. He looked in the mirror. Vernette: I would give myself another 50...60 years before I croak...I am going nowhere! KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 02:47 PM (ahhhhhhhhhhhh) NakedCrook 01-02-2010 04:53 PM Vernette began to think. He contacted Drew on the comm. Vernette: Drew, it's Director Vernette, I would just like to let you know that you did a total of $86 000 in damages to my bar. I'm just calling to let you know your pay has been suspended for the next year and a half. I would be willing to forget this incident, but you need to do something for me, a mission, an important mission. cubanpete24 01-02-2010 08:14 PM *meanwhile* 2 hours into mission B South hemisphere of Mars. Doug was scratching the back part of his neck. Vernette: Drew, it's Director *heavy static* you know that you did a total of $86,000*heavy static* just calling to let you know your pay has *heavy static* the next year and a half.*heavy static* you need to do something f*heavy static*ission. Drew: Jesus, can't hear a damn thing this old cook's trying to tell me, Arnie, can you hear anything Vernie's trying to tell you? Or anyone for that matter? Arnie: I can't hear a damn thing, it's all static. Drew: Whatever, I'll talk to Vernette once we find this...CIP. Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 08:34 PM A "I'm sry i left" Present: Name: Adam Shaultzer Sex: Male Class: Marine Race: Human Rank: Corporal Traits: (working on it) Weapons: MA5C w/ Thermal Scope (Ammo Counter+Compass removed) http://www.ikproductions.net/album.p...pictureid=1539 Killer 2 01-02-2010 08:35 PM (so your back now?) NakedCrook 01-02-2010 09:08 PM Vernette rolled his eyes. He closed the comm. Vernette: I need an alternative. I could just sieze the CIP in the name of internal security but Sheperd might have some plan for that too. Vernette began to think. Vernette: When diplomacy fail...there is only one alternative...violence. Vernette grinned. Vernette: I am going to give Sheperd one final chance to surrender those CIPs...or at the very least, every piece of logistical information on them...or people might get hurt! Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:09 PM max walked out of the bridge and saw another person (andy) KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 09:19 PM im bored Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:28 PM (its adam) Adam took a notice of the person walking out the bridge. Being bored outa his skull he started a conversation with her. Hey whats up? He pulled out a pack of cigerettes lighted one and started to puff away on his smoke. NakedCrook 01-02-2010 09:29 PM (Max is a chick FWIW) Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:29 PM (WTF editing -_-) Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:32 PM max:not much, are you new on the ship? I've never seen you before Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:38 PM Nah. I just don't hang here as much. I got bored going to the same places I go to. So I'm exploring. Man I hope they don't deploy us somewhere snowy. I can't see shit in the snow. Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:41 PM max:i get bored alot to... Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:45 PM Heh. You know, this one guy once said that the worst enemy in a war isn't the people you're fighting, but rather boredom. Name's Adam. Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:48 PM max:im max Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:49 PM Things got really confusing for Adam. M..Max? Isn't that... a guy's name? You're kiding right? Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:50 PM maX:no.. girls can be named max.. Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:52 PM Well anyways, nice to meet you Max. Wtf? I gotta lay off the smokes... Adam takes the cigerette out of his mouth and tosses it into a trash can. Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:52 PM max:nice to meeet you to Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 09:54 PM Well I'm gonna head for the Mess Hall and grab some chow. Wanna come with? KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 09:54 PM decides to wander around and passes by the bridge NakedCrook 01-02-2010 09:54 PM Vernette was watching from down the hall. He shakes his head. He walked up to Adam. Vernette: Really? Tossing a cigarette into a trash can? Are you trying to start a fire? Killer 2 01-02-2010 09:55 PM max:sure Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 10:00 PM Quote: Originally Posted by Killer 2 (Post 86002) max:sure Hold up. Quote: Originally Posted by NakedCrook (Post 86001) Vernette was watching from down the hall. He shakes his head. He walked up to Adam. Vernette: Really? Tossing a cigarette into a trash can? Are you trying to start a fire? Adams turns to the person addressing him. Attention on deck! NakedCrook 01-02-2010 10:07 PM Vernette laughed. Vernette: You are either new here or incredibly reclusive! Spare me the "attention on deck" routine. I am not so full of myself that I need to hear that every time I walk up to someone. Drop the protocol...nobody seems to follow it anyways. Nobody calls me Admiral, or Director, rather, everyone calls me "Vernette". You might as well adopt the habit, you will fit in better. Vernette paused. Vernette: So long as you act and look respectable, you will have no issues with me. Vernette paused again. Vernette: With that said...please...don't through lit cigs into the trash...we already had one fire on the ship and it caused a lot of damage, and yes...it was caused by a cigarette. Vernette walked past Adam but turned back to face him. Vernette: Your free to go do your own thing. KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 10:10 PM while wandering thinks to self wow i enjoy it when lyons orders me around NakedCrook 01-02-2010 10:13 PM As Vernette was walking back to the bridge he saw Tina leaning on the wall. Vernette: Hey Tina? No loitering! KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 10:15 PM ive done far worse... NakedCrook 01-02-2010 10:15 PM Vernette: Do I want to know? KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 10:16 PM noooo you wouldn't NakedCrook 01-02-2010 10:17 PM Vernette: Then I will not ask! KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 10:21 PM don't you have better things to do then talk to a dirty whore? NakedCrook 01-02-2010 10:23 PM Vernette: I do have better things to do...but I can do whatever I want...I am the Director of ONI! Vernette turned away from Tina and walked towards the bridge. KillerRabbit213 01-02-2010 10:25 PM well whatever then NakedCrook 01-02-2010 10:32 PM Vernette entered the bridge. he saw Hayes sitting in the command chair. Hayes: Back so soon? Vernette: Couldn't sleep... Hayes: A shame... Vernette: What is our operational status? Hayes: Everything is perfect. Vernette: Good. I plan to have a nice little talk with Sheperd. It might get violent. Hayes: What!? Vernette: I have lost all my faith in Sheperd. I have reason to believe he is hiding something and I plan to find out what. If he does not tell me what I want to know, I plan to just force it out of him. I will send that guy to an early grave if he does not cooperate with me. I am sick of this charade! Hayes: You would start a firefight with another UNSC vessel? Vernette: Read my job description; the use of deadly force is authorized at any given time to preserve the UNSC. I suspect something is afoot with him, that is reason enough for me to use deadly force! Hayes: You used deadly force before, and you started a whole shit show as a result! Vernette: Cooke manipulated the UNSC against me. I did nothing wrong. Get your facts straight before you make stupid comments. Hayes: Ummm... Vernette: No ummms! I want this ship at full tactical alert and I want Sheperd on the comm NOW! Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 10:57 PM So Max, what's it like being a girl whose name is Max? I mean, you've probably run into people who have been shocked to know that your name is Max. Killer 2 01-02-2010 10:59 PM max:not really Infantry Girl 01-02-2010 11:09 PM Huh, guess I'm the first. That's quiet embarrasing actually. *quietly* Oorah. Killer 2 01-02-2010 11:14 PM max:i dont m8ind adam NakedCrook 01-02-2010 11:18 PM Delta was in the hanger bay with a bunch of Marines. Marine 1: There is no way you can bench a warthog! Delta: I can so! Marine 2: Alright...I will bet...my watch...that the Brute cannot bench a standard LAAV Warthog. The marine takes his watch off. It was a Rolex. Marine 1: I will bet my sunglasses! Marine 3: I am in for...300 bucks! Delta rolled his eyes. Marine 1: You need to put something on the line Brute...bet something! Delta: Alright...how about this... Delta reached behind his back and drew two energy blades and placed them on a table. They were both gold plated. Delta: I rarely use these anyways... Marine 1: Alright...go Brute... Delta waked over to the Warthog and lay down beside it. He shifted underneath it. He placed his hands on the undercarriage of the vehicle. Delta: These guys are in for a surprise! cubanpete24 01-02-2010 11:22 PM Drew was picking the lock of a door into a warehouse. Drew: Son of a bitch, I broke my bobby pin. Arnie, hand me another Arnie handed Drew a bobby pin. Drew nodded, and picked the lock. the door finally opened. Drew: Alright, now to find the...........CIP...... They were greeted by a warehouse full of brutes sitting on boxes, and grunts tinkering with carbines and plasma pistols. Drew: Holy........ Arnie: That son of a bitch NakedCrook 01-02-2010 11:35 PM Delta lifted the car with full arm extension. He did not have very much difficulty. He lowered the vehicles and lifted it up again. he repeated this process several more times. He crawled out from under the car and was met by the shocked expressions of the Marines. Marine 1: I don't believe it! Marine 2: Impossible! Marine 3: My lunch money! Delta laughed. He walked over and grabbed the Marines possessions. He grabbed his swords and put them back on his belt. Delta: You guys got swindled by the best! Delta walked out of the hanger bay. cubanpete24 01-02-2010 11:41 PM Sheperd drummed his fingers on his chair's armrest. Sheperd: Havn't heard from any of them lately, what's keeping em' NakedCrook 01-02-2010 11:47 PM Delta looked at the money in his hands, unsure what it was used for. He then looked at the watch, unsure what it was used for. He knew the sunglasses were to put over your eyes. He put the sunglasses on. Delta: Ohhh...nice...everything is dark...darker... Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 12:36 AM I feel like ranting... Hey Max, you know why I enlisted? NakedCrook 01-03-2010 12:38 AM Delta walked towards the bridge. He was looking at the watch, trying to figure out how it worked. He saw a human talking to Max. He looked at Adam. Delta: To kill Brutes? Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 12:52 AM What the hell? A brute on the ship? Oh well, at least he isn't trying to kill me. I see that you made a typical answer to my question. No, that is not why I joined. Actually, you should call me a wuss for my reasons. My life sucked. Had a bit of trouble in school as a kid. Then I met a girl. We eventually got together. It really help my spirits, started doing alot better in school. Then, well, we had a pretty bad break up. It was going so well... What went wrong... anyways, I really didn't want to think about it. So I joined. Heh, I really thought I could escape it... I'm such an idiot. Oh well, what's done is done. SO what's up uh.... NakedCrook 01-03-2010 12:54 AM Delta looked at Adam talk...unsure what he was talking about. There was an awkward silence. Delta: I joined the UNSC when I was kidnapped, brainwashed, and physically altered...not too different from your story I guess... Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 01:00 AM Okay? So what's you're name. I don't want to call you dude. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:01 AM Delta: Delta... Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 01:03 AM Nice meet ya Delta. Well I'm off to get some chow. See ya. cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:05 AM (lol) Drew had took cover next to a chest high wall, Arnie did the same. Arnie: Son of a bitchfuck! Sheperd said there'd be maybe.....7 or so covenant! Drew blindfired his battle rifle. Drew: I'm gonna give that no good asshole a piece of my mind once I get that CIP. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:09 AM Delta watched as Adam walked by. He shrugged. and entered the bridge. He looked at Vernette. Delta: I ran into the...weirdest Marines just outside the bridge! Vernette: Whats up with the glasses, and the money, and the Rolex? Delta: Oh! A bunch of marines bet me that I could not bench press a Warthog. I took their possessions! Vernette shrugged. Vernette: You didn't tell that marine anything did you? Delta: Only half truths... Vernette: Good enough! Look...I am about to grill Sheperd for answers about what he wants with these CIPs. Give me a sec. Officer: Sir, we have sent the message to The Intervention. We are awaiting a response. Vernette: Give him two minutes to respond! cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:10 AM Sheperd's comm terminal beeped. He looked over and saw that it was from the CLoak and Dagger. He sighed, and put it on speaker. Sheperd: Admiral Sheperd Speaking. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:14 AM Vernette sat down. Vernette: Sheperd...I know that you are collecting these CIPs. I know that you sent RTJ to recover more of them. I want to know why you found it necessary to hide this from me and I want to know what your overall plans are...I will only ask once! If I don't get a good answer, I will be forced to take actions tyou would otherwise NOT want me to take! Killer 2 01-03-2010 01:15 AM max:im hungry too max walked at a brisk pace until she caught up with adam Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 01:16 AM Oh hey Max. Sorry I forgot about you. Killer 2 01-03-2010 01:17 AM max: its ok adam cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:36 AM SHeperd: Vernette, your looking at this the wrong way. Look, I sent RTJ to do their job. To recover Said CIP. Funny thing Vernette, You gave me RTJ to do what I wish with them. For the week. So, just wait for the week's end. Right, about the CIP, well, to be honest, I don't know why your being so uptight about this. I had a CIP infect my ship's Nano-Drive. Thank god Leslie terminated it in time. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:40 AM Vernette: These CIPs could hold any amount of information Sheperd! These are invaluable pieces of equipment and yet you chose to hide every bit of information about them from me. I want to know why! I had to do my own digging and investigations on these things! Why are you hiding information from me Sheperd? cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:42 AM Sheperd: I don't need to answer squat Dear Director, NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:45 AM Vernette: This is a matter of internal security Sheperd...this is my domain you are treading in! I will ask one more time Sheperd...why are you hiding information from me? Refusal to answer this question will be met with the deadliest of force! cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:47 AM Sheperd: As far as the UNSC is concerned Vernette, I've done nothing wrong, I've sidestepped every violation with a thing called loophole Preston. I hate to pull this card again, but there is nothing. you can do. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:50 AM Vernette looked at his tactical officer. Vernette: Officially, there is nothing I can do...but you have no idea who you are messing with Sheperd! Vernette grinned. Vernette: let me show you how the UNSC used to do things! The Cloak and Dagger fired a light barrage of archer missiles, hitting a non-critical area of The Intervention. Vernette: That was a warning shot Sheperd...the next volly will NOT be a warning. Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 01:52 AM (Assuming the shipmembers have been notified of the events) What the hell is going on out there!? cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:54 AM Sheperd: I do not want a civil war Preston. And....if I'm not mistaken isn't doing shit like this the thing that got you behind bars? hmm? (Just for the record, don't like...destroy his ship or anything, like back off then say "this isn't the last you've seen of me!" Don't worry, You'll have your chance to fuck SHeperd's shit up) Killer 2 01-03-2010 01:56 AM max:it my dad... he uses violence alot.. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:59 AM Vernette began to think. Vernette: Like I said, that was a warning Sheperd. Just remember, I am hovering right over your shoulder...with my guns primed. If you so much as step out of line...I will do to you what I have done to so many before. Remember Sheperd...I may have spent time behind bars...but ultimatly...I won that conflict! Vernette grinned. Vernette: For the record...I was put behind bars because I was doing my job, not because I WASN'T doing it! Check your Intel Sheperd. Vernette closed the comm channel. Vernette: All hands, maintain full battle alert! Delta: This is getting...precarious! Vernette: Yes they are D, yes they are! cubanpete24 01-03-2010 02:00 AM SHeperd turned off the comm. He rubbed his temples. Sheperd: Leslie, prime the pelican for launch, Drew and his buddy should be nearing completion of their mission by now. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 02:07 AM Vernette grinned. Hayes: Sir...this is really...odd. Firing on an allied ship? That must be illegal or something! Vernette: I don't really care at this point. When it comes to these shady characters, treading on the side of protcol and "by the books" will yield no results! Hayes: I don't like where this is going sir...its very...precarious, like the Brute said. Delta: I love a precarious situation...I get to fuck people up! Vernette: See...Delta understands the situation! I suggest you emulate Delta! Hayes was silent. He returned to his work. ninjashocker 01-03-2010 05:16 AM kiven still laid quietly in his chair NakedCrook 01-03-2010 12:40 PM Delta walked off the bridge and toured the ship. He walked past the mess hall and saw Max talking with Adam. He approaches Max and Adam. Delta: Hey...whats new? Killer 2 01-03-2010 12:46 PM max:nothing much delta NakedCrook 01-03-2010 12:53 PM Delta: Hmmm...I see... Delta paused and handed Max the Rolex he swindled from a Marine earlier. Delta: Here...it doesn't fit on me...I swindled this from some Marine when he bet that I could not bench press a Warthog...I also got this... Delta put $300 down on the table. Delta: I have no use for this stuff anyways...you may, but I wont... Killer 2 01-03-2010 01:04 PM max:cool Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 01:09 PM Bolas stared at his once great fortress as his ship began to take off. Meh. It was bound to happen eventually. But, Im still pretty pissed.While reflecting on recent events the high preist entered the room. O Bolas the Ram, Your fleet is ready! Good. We will leave now! Moments later a fleet of 14 massive ships began to take off. UNSC you made a very grave mistake. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:20 PM Delta: Yeah...I should swindle people more often...its quite lucrative! Meanwhile: Officer: Sir...we have a dozen or so ships surfacing from mars. They are entering orbit! Vernette: What? Vernette walked over to the sensors and was shocked. Vernette: Well...this complicates matters! Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 01:29 PM Quote: Originally Posted by NakedCrook (Post 86051) Vernette grinned. Hayes: Sir...this is really...odd. Firing on an allied ship? That must be illegal or something! Vernette: I don't really care at this point. When it comes to these shady characters, treading on the side of protcol and \\"by the books\\" will yield no results! Hayes: I don't like where this is going sir...its very...precarious, like the Brute said. Delta: I love a precarious situation...I get to fuck people up! Vernette: See...Delta understands the situation! I suggest you emulate Delta! Hayes was silent. He returned to his work. Shit gotta go. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:32 PM Delta watched as Adam left. He looked back at Max. Delta: Either that guy really hates me...or...he always has somewhere else to be... Killer 2 01-03-2010 01:34 PM max:im guessing hte second, adams a nice guy NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:36 PM Delta: So you don't think it has nothing to do with the fact that I am the walking embodiment of the enemy? Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 01:39 PM Quote: Originally Posted by NakedCrook (Post 86049) Vernette began to think. Vernette: Like I said, that was a warning Sheperd. Just remember, I am hovering right over your shoulder...with my guns primed. If you so much as step out of line...I will do to you what I have done to so many before. Remember Sheperd...I may have spent time behind bars...but ultimatly...I won that conflict! Vernette grinned. Vernette: For the record...I was put behind bars because I was doing my job, not because I WASN'T doing it! Check your Intel Sheperd. Vernette closed the comm channel. Vernette: All hands, maintain full battle alert! Delta: This is getting...precarious! Vernette: Yes they are D, yes they are! (sorry guys, wrong quote. This is the right one) cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:43 PM Drew: Here goes nothing. He blindly tosses a grenade from his cover, the grenade lands near a grunt holding a plasma grenade, the grenade explodes, and the grunt's plasma grenade lies toward a brute's face, the brute's face explodes, thus knocking him back, the headless corpse of the brute falls on a covenant explosive barrel. it explodes, setting off 2 other barrels. killing 3 brutes, and 4 grunts, and 2 jackals. Drew took a peak from the carnage, he saw that all of the grunts were running away, and all the jackals retreating. all that was left were 3 brutes. Arnie: Well in that case.... Arnie pulls the pin of a grenade. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:45 PM (Dominos!) Vernette sat on the bridge, staring at the ships in orbit of Mars. Vernette: How did Mars get this fucked up? Seriously! How did this happen? Meanwhile: Delta: Well...if you think its nothing Max...personally, I am more inclined to believe people have something against me. I am not the most...popular person around... Killer 2 01-03-2010 01:53 PM i know Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 01:53 PM O Bolas the Ram, we have spotted a unidentifid ship. Hmm. Take one of the ships and establish cintact. Of corse, O Bolas the Ram. The high preist took a small ship and attempted to contact cloak and dagger. cubanpete24 01-03-2010 01:55 PM Drew hopped over his cover as Arnie tossed the Grenade. Drew was seaarching every body for a CIP. Drew: If I was a CIP, where would I hide...... a brute chieftan stormed through a barricaded door. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 01:57 PM Delta: Well...I never cared much for popularity. I only cared about results, but those days are ling past I guess! Delta looked at Max sideways. Delta: So...what makes this Adam guy so great anyways? How do you know he is a nice guy? Meanwhile: Officer: Sir...we are receiving a message from...what appears to be a scout ship... Vernette: Open a channel... The officer nodded. Vernette: This is director Vernette of The Cloak and Dagger. Identify yourself or be destroyed! Killer 2 01-03-2010 02:00 PM max:duno, jhe just seems.. nice Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 02:00 PM I am the high preist of Bolas the Ram, Lord of the fallen. Who might I be talking to? NakedCrook 01-03-2010 02:03 PM Vernette face palmed. Vernette: Like I said...my name is Director Vernette. To be frank, you cultists are really getting on my nerves. As the Director of ONI...I am ordering you to surrender all of your ships so they may be re-purposed into the UNSC military. Failure to comply will result in a very bad ending for your cult... cubanpete24 01-03-2010 02:04 PM Drew: ARNIE! TAKE HIM DOWN! Drew was running and gunning away from the brute. Drew knocked off the chieftan's helmet. Drew: ARNIE! AIM FOR THE HEA- The chieftangrabbed Drew from the waist and threw him at the the wall near the door. Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 02:05 PM Silence! We currently out-number you. Yeild or be vainquished by the will of Bolas the Ram! NakedCrook 01-03-2010 02:09 PM Vernette grinned. He sent a signal to Earth. Vernette: You know...back at Earth, I have a few friends in the Separatist army who have much bigger ships then you. Do I need to call them to vanquish you? Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 02:14 PM Bolas cut into the channel. Listen Vernie. Call off your buddies or else. Your ship can sink in the blink of the eye. Bolas shot a warning shot at cloak and dagger. I am not kidding. cubanpete24 01-03-2010 02:17 PM Arnie: DREW! Arnie took aim and sprayed his smg at the brute's head, but the cieftan took the bullets like a champ. Arnie kept on spraying and spraying, until he had to reload. the chieftan walked towards Arnie with his hammer in hand. Drew took out his M6D pistol (Halo CE pistol, the only good halo pistol) , he aligned the sights so they were alligned with the chieftan's head. Drew: Yippe-Kayee motherfucker! Drew fired his pistol, the bullet penetrated through the brute's skull, the brute fell to the ground as Arnie just reloaded his gun. Drew got up and limped towards the chieftan. Drew: Alright, let's find the CIP and get the fuck out. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 02:24 PM Vernette: Vernie? Did you just call me Vernie? Vernette frowned. Vernette: Look Scaramanga, I have had up to wits end with your games! You want to fire warning shots at me? You think you can threaten me, of all people? Vernette laughed. Vernette: I don't need those Elites to obliterate you! I can do that all by myself. The Cloak and Dagger moved into battle position. Vernette: Can you see in the dark? The Cloak and Dagger engaged its Stealth Systems. It dropped off the radar. Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 02:31 PM No. I cant. Bolas bent over to talk to a crewman. Track the channel he is useing to talk to us. The crewman nodded and went straight to work and Bolas went back up to continue the converstation. Say is Tolig there? NakedCrook 01-03-2010 02:38 PM Vernette grinned. The cloak and Dagger took up position behind Rams ship. Vernette: Yes, he is still aboard. I have him under close supervision! KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 02:41 PM meanwhile (at the hall of justice) at earth Rkla: defense is so bland cubanpete24 01-03-2010 02:44 PM Drew: I think I found it! Drew held up a a CIP. Arnie: Alright let's go! Drew swung an arm over Arnie's neck, so Arnie could help him get to the Evac point. Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 02:50 PM The crewman turned to Bolas. Sir he is right behind us! Bolas cursed. All the other ships weapons could only stall their engines. Oh well. Tell the others to fire directly at the back of my ship! (Gtg But I will be back in 3-4 hours.) NakedCrook 01-03-2010 02:57 PM (Alrighty) An officer closed the channel Officer: Sir...I think that ship is tracking our comm channel! Vernette sat down. Vernette: Did you shut down the comm line? The officer nodded. Vernette: How do you know they are tracking us? Officer: Their ships are taking up position against us, despite our sensor invisibility! Vernette: Alter our position! cubanpete24 01-03-2010 02:58 PM Arnie and Drew were starting to leave the city limits, Arnie: Can you walk? Drew: Yeah, yeah I'm fine. Drew let go of Arnie, and started to walk upright. they heard choppers behind them. Drew: Shit! Arnie: Son of a biscuit! Hmm....Look, there's some patches of tall grass, hide in those Arnie and Drew split up and went into seperate patches of tall grass. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 03:20 PM Vernette sent a quick message to Rkla, who was in orbit of Earth. Vernette: Rkla...this is Vernette. I am in the middle of a standoff here and could always use an extra ship to strengthen my hand. Make your way to Mars ASAP! KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 03:24 PM Rkla:. perfect goes to mars with his assault carrier contacts vernette Rkla: friends of yours? NakedCrook 01-03-2010 03:29 PM Rklas massive Assault carrier hovered above The Cloak and Dagger. Vernette: Weird cultists are not my friends Rkla. As you can see, I was a bit outnumbered 14-1 so hopefully, your carrier can even the odds! If you want I can fully explain this situation to you in person! KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 03:31 PM Rkla: weird shit happens all the time NakedCrook 01-03-2010 03:39 PM Vernette laughed. Vernette: I am the director of the UNSCs internal investigations and security agency. Weird is part of my job! Sometimes weird and violent mix! Either way, I appreciate the backup Rkla! cubanpete24 01-03-2010 04:49 PM the brutes were prwoling around the patches of grass. Brute: I think I found a human! a brute picked up Arnie by the legs. Arnie: AW CRAP! Without thinking Drew got up and ran away. Arnie: DREW! Brute: Let him run. Arnie: DREW! YOU YELLOWBELLIED ASSHOLE! NakedCrook 01-03-2010 05:03 PM Vernette glared at the enemy ships. Vernette: When are these asshole cultists going to make a move? KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 05:13 PM RKLA: think they would miss 1 ship ninjashocker 01-03-2010 06:10 PM (man this rpg got boring reach is funner) cubanpete24 01-03-2010 07:16 PM ( What's that? Ninjashocker thinks this rpg got boring? Alright everyone! let's move out of this rpg, let's just say F.U to the 10,000+ post rpg! Alright, everyone move out becasue Ninjashocker thinks this rpg got boring!) Drew limped towards the pelican. the pelican door opened, with Sheperd waiting. Sheperd reached out his hand to help Drew in. Sheperd: Good to see you made it Private. Sheperd took out his Pistol and fired it twice, both shots hitting Drew's stomach. Drew fell to the dirt. Sheperd: Rest in Peace Private Drew Jenkins, who got torn to pieces by brutes. Sheperd reloaded his pistol as he hopped off his pelican. He aimed his pistol at Drew's forehead. Sheperd: Where's Arnold Williams. Drew was shivering. Sheperd: What's that? You say Williams was torn to pieces too? what a darn shame. Sheperd grabs the CIP from Drew's belt. Sheperd: Nice to see this came in one piece. Now, as for you.....I have no use for you. Sheperd fired his pistol, and stepped onto the pelican. Sheperd: Get us out of this hellhole. ninjashocker 01-03-2010 07:18 PM (aww u dont need to do that for me that is too much kindness for me to bear :) now kill it or else give me the money >: ) jk) cubanpete24 01-03-2010 07:25 PM ( To be honest, I can't kill it, wanna know why? It's always gonna come bac and bite me in the ass, I've "killed" this rpg I think......twice now, yet here it is, still alive and healthy.) NakedCrook 01-03-2010 07:39 PM (I really have nothing to post) cubanpete24 01-03-2010 07:40 PM (We need grunt Hive Mind) Infantry Girl 01-03-2010 07:44 PM God damn it. What the hell is going on. We're on full tactical alert. We're manning battle stations, yet squat happens. The only thing I know that's happening is that we fired upon one of our own ships. I mean, isn't that against ROE(Rules of Engagement)? Marine: Dude, you're ranting again. Please shutup before I shove my rifle up your ass. Sorry man. cubanpete24 01-03-2010 07:52 PM Soap was rubbing that back of his neck. Soap: The CIP is definately not here. Jerome: mhmm. Soap, Paul, and jerome left the werehouse. Paul: Our pick up is on it's way here. Soap: Great. Hopefully Arnie's found the CIP, If I have to look for one more CIP, I'm going to kick Sheperd in the nads. Soap Paul and Jerome started to exit the city limits, they were greeted by Sheperd's pelican, the nose of the pelican was aimed towards Paul Jerome and Soap. Paul: Hey Sarge....isn't that the sound....of you know.....guns warming up? Jerome: I know what's happening.....It's a Grade A Doublecross! the pelican opened fire at the ground near them. Soap: SON OF A BITCH! Paul: Why're they shooting us? Aren't we the good guys? They ran desperately to try and doge the gunfire. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 07:53 PM Vernette checked the sensors. He saw that He and Rkla had their ships up against 14 of Rams ships. All of his ships were stripped down, with exception to the flagship. Vernette: Perfect timing you asshole cultists! I'm trying to bust Sheperd but I am now busy with cultists...my day gets better and better! Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 07:57 PM All the ships fired on the mark but a moment to late, due to the fact that cloak and dagger moved all fire hit Bolases ship. They moved! Where are they!? They closed the channel. The Crewman looked down at the radar. Sir, We have company. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 08:08 PM Vernette stared at the sensors. He saw that Rams ship took friendly fire damage. Vernette grinned. Vernette: Your too slow Ram! Vernette saw Rklas assault carrier taking up an offensive position. Vernette saw this as an excellent chance to get his sights back on Sheperd. Officer: Sir...one of Sheperds Pelicans is on the surface. Vernette began to think. Vernette: Rkla can keep Ram busy! Keep tabs on that Pelican! KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 08:22 PM contacts bolas Rkla: what lies did you tell your elites Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 08:27 PM None. They came to me out of free will. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 08:31 PM Vernette could hear the comm chatter. He laughed. Vernette: If only Rkla knew Ram thought of himself as a God! KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 08:32 PM Rkla: then they are not elites anymore Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 08:34 PM You are corect. They are the fallen. KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 08:41 PM Rkla: they shall fall again Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 08:49 PM Bolas turned to the crewman. Tell all of my ships to fire at that assult ship. Yessir. All of rams ships proceded to begin firing at Rkla's ship. KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 08:54 PM Rkla: fire everything we have at all their ships but the flagship Elite: yes sir plasma starts impacting bolas ships 3 full seraph squadrons start blasting Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 08:59 PM Bolas watched his ships. Damage report? We lost three ships and two are badly damaged. Did any escape? Unkown at this time. Continue firing at the assult ship. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 08:59 PM Vernette saw the battle start. He sat down in the command chair. Vernette: Take up position next to Rkla. KillerRabbit213 01-03-2010 09:01 PM Rkla: you call this a fleet Grunt Hive Mind 01-03-2010 09:06 PM I do. But its a sad excuse of one. ninjashocker 01-03-2010 09:06 PM Quote: Originally Posted by cubanpete24 (Post 86121) ( To be honest, I can't kill it, wanna know why? It's always gonna come bac and bite me in the ass, I've \"killed\" this rpg I think......twice now, yet here it is, still alive and healthy.) (then i shall be its demise :) or not im too busy eating a burrito) cubanpete24 01-03-2010 09:38 PM Soap Jerome and Paul came up to a ravine. The pelican was hot on their trail. Paul: Well We're dead if we stay out here. Jerome: Desperate times right? Paul: NO! Look, there's a difference between crawling through airducts and jumping into a pit of death! fuck this! Soap kicked Paul into the ravine and he jumped into it. they disappeared into the blackness of the ravine. the pelican hovered over the ravine crevase. Pilot: The bird can't fit through there Sir. Sheperd pondered the situation. Sheperd: So what, They basically jumped into their own graves, get us out of here. I have the burden of telling Vernette this bad news. NakedCrook 01-03-2010 10:00 PM The Cloak and Dagger stood by Rklas ship. (Rabbit, what is Rkal's ships name?) Vernette: Bring the weapons online. Lets bury these cultists! ninjashocker 01-04-2010 10:20 AM (the dispair of the doom of bejubis so jon u want to go through with the plan of the ikp forum thingy) NakedCrook 01-04-2010 11:18 AM Quote: Originally Posted by ninjashocker (Post 86171) (the dispair of the doom of bejubis so jon u want to go through with the plan of the ikp forum thingy) (If by this you mean the plan we made for Kiven...then yes, we will go through with it, we just need an opportune time to drop it in, even right away would be fine) Grunt Hive Mind 01-04-2010 07:02 PM We are losing badly. Damage report. Lost two more ships. Bolas put his head in his hands. Continue firing. NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:05 PM Vernette looked at his sensors. he saw Rams ships had been damaged heavily. He opened a channel to Ram. Vernette: Look Ram...I have a massive Assault carrier backing me up, you have damaged and second hand ships. I am willing to cease fire on you and your ships but you need to help me out here. I want to give the order to stop firing on you but I simply do not have a good reason to. Help me out here Ram...what do you have to offer? Grunt Hive Mind 01-04-2010 07:15 PM Bolas did not like the idea of surrendering but he knew he had no choice. A vast army. Some ships. What an army needs. NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:22 PM Vernette signaled to Rkla's ship to stop firing. Vernette: First and foremost...we need to discuss what we are going to do about you and Mars. I am willing to let you keep those ships, so long as they are on the front lines of this war. As for you personally...I have yet to decide. I want to see you in person, alone, on The Cloak and Dagger...now... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 07:26 PM Rkla: very well takes a phantom to the cloak and dagger (bridge?) goes to bridge Grunt Hive Mind 01-04-2010 07:26 PM Fine. Bolas turned to his followers. Send me a small ship. I must speak with someone. His request was acomidated and soon he was abored Cloak and Dagger. NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:31 PM Vernette saw that both Rkla and Ram were now on his bridge. He looked at both of them. Vernette: Thank you both for coming. Look...we clearly have a difference of oppinion here. Rkla and I as opposed to you Ram. We are forgetting the ties that bind here...The Brutes. We all consider the Loyalists the enemy here, yet we are fighting amongst ourselves. Vernette paused. Vernette: Ram, you can keep your ships, so long as they go to the front Lines where the Elites need them. Every ship helps at this point. However Ram, you yourself, will stay here. I have use for someone with your unique abilities. Mars is crawling with Brutes and we need to clear them out! I am guessing both of you agree with me right? Infantry Girl 01-04-2010 07:31 PM Quote: Originally Posted by Grunt Hive Mind (Post 86189) [COLOR=\"DarkRed\"]Fine.[/color] Bolas turned to his followers. [COLOR=\"darkred\"]Send me a small ship. I must speak with someone.[/color] His request was acomidated and soon he was abored Cloak and Dagger. Adam so happens to be walking around above the hangar bay. Woah. Who are these guys? Killer 2 01-04-2010 07:32 PM max:so delta, you know whats going on? KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 07:33 PM Rkla: yes brutes must die NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:34 PM (we will say that Max, Adam and Delta are chilling above the hanger bay) Delta: A freak show perhaps? Meanwhile: Vernette: Rkla has the right idea... Grunt Hive Mind 01-04-2010 07:36 PM I agree to join. NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:40 PM Vernette: Good...I am glad to see that you are coming around. Vernette paused. Vernette: You are welcome to return to your ship and gather whatever you need. Consider this ship your place to hang out when your not out and about killing Loyalists. However, this ship does have a lot of classified information and equipment on it. Be mindful where you step. These marines are trained to shoot first and never ask questions. Vernette looked at Rkal. Vernette: While Ram goes back to his ship to collect anything he needs, Rkla...you and I need to discuss the front line logistics of the battles. I need updates, etc etc etc. We can return to your ship to do this if it will be easier. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 07:43 PM Rkla:alright lets go they arrive on rkla's ship they proced to the bridge Sedena: thought you could hide from me! punches Rkla in the face Rkla: Fuck NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:45 PM Vernette looked at Rkla then at the Elite that punched him. Vernette: Did I miss something? KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 07:49 PM Rkla: well you get to meet the fleet master and my wife in the same day Sedena: if he was not married to me he would be dead Rkla: oh happy thoughts NakedCrook 01-04-2010 07:50 PM Vernette: Ohhhh... Vernette began to think. Vernette: So what is up with all the...hitting? Am I missing something obvious here? Vernette laughed. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 07:59 PM Sedena: he won't learn to BEHAVE! Rkla: thats a fucking lie! Sedena hits Rkla again Rkla: stop that Rkla hits Sedena Sedena Points at two elites Sedena: you two lock him up in his quarter.. don't worry Rkla ill be there soon to discuss our problems Elites: yes maam they pull Rkla away points at vernette Sedena: you must be the human i hear about so much NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:03 PM Vernette watched as Rkla was dragged away. He then looked at Sedena. Vernette: I am Admiral Vernette, Director of ONI's Section Zero division. And you are Fleet Master...? Vernette waited for Sedena to finish his sentence. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:04 PM Sedena: Sedena... as you can see im in charge now NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:06 PM Vernette: Why all of a sudden? I thought the Shipmaster was doing an excellent job! KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:08 PM Sedena: No one takes my ship! NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:12 PM Vernette paused. Vernette: Your ship? Still...I think it was rather unnecessary to...lock the guy away in his quarters. Vernette raised an eyebrow Vernette: I don't know how you do things, but I believe that if it works, don't fix it. Rkla was, in my opinion, doing an excellent job in command of this ship. To arbitrarily remove him like this shows...gross negligence on your part! Vernette stared at Sedena. Vernette: I already dislike your way of doing things! KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:25 PM Sedena: he could have asked i would have let him borrow it i was gonna end my career and let him take over cause i have anger issues.. i did that so i would not kill him once i calm down he will continue doing his amazing work Sedena: now i must go say im sorry to him and give him my rank i can't do this anymore NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:29 PM Vernette was perplexed Vernette: Anger issues eh? I bet!Most women have anger issues. Vernette leaned on the holo table in the middle of the bridge. Vernette: Well...you go do your thing...just don't keep me waiting here for long. I am a busy man... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:36 PM sedena goes to Rkla's room and unlocks the door and goes Sedena: i hate to admit what i just did was wrong and im sorry and im here to promote you to fleet master Rkla: no need to be sorry one of the reasons i love you is your strength i will be back later sedena Sedena: your better at it anyway sedena sits on Rkla's bed Rkla kisses sedena then goes back to bridge NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:40 PM Vernette was whistling a tune as he waited. He eventually saw Rkla enter the bridge. Vernette: Charming lady...if I say so myself... Vernette paused. Vernette: Fleetmaster...not bad! KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:41 PM Rkla: and i thought she was gonna kill me this time NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:46 PM Vernette: Well...lucky you I guess. Vernette paused. Vernette: She has anger issues? Really? Damn...I would hate to imagine...wait...never mind... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:47 PM Rkla: who would of thought getting your wife pregnant would cause so many problems NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:49 PM Vernette: Ohhh...hmmm...so you knocked her up? Is that why she is stepping down? KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:51 PM Rkla: i have truly no idea what goes on in her head NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:52 PM Vernette: You do know what I mean by "knocked up" right? KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:52 PM Rkla: yes i do NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:54 PM Vernette: Just making sure. Vernette laughed. Vernette: So...is this the first time or have you done this to her before? KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 08:56 PM Rkla: i sure hope its the first and last time NakedCrook 01-04-2010 08:58 PM Vernette: Why are we talking about getting your wife pregnant? There was an awkward silence. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 09:00 PM Rkla: perhaps we were around women too much NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:04 PM Vernette: Well...your wife aside... Vernette let out an awkward cough. Vernette: We should just get down to business. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 09:05 PM Rkla: good idea NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:09 PM Vernette: Yeah...any more odd questions and you might kill me... Vernette looked at the holo map. Vernette: Alright...so overall...have we gained or lost territory to the Loyalists? KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 09:11 PM Rkla: stale mate NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:15 PM Vernette looked at all the past battle reports. Vernette: We are going to be at war forever...neither side can launch a large enough offensive to break the defensive lines... Vernette sighed. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 09:21 PM Rkla: just like having sex with my wife the first time i broke her defensive lines just gotta use a big enough thrust Rkla......Well damn im awkward we just need more ships NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:26 PM Vernette's knees grew weak. He shook his head. Vernette: Do I need to hear about how you...uhhh...never mind...I don't need to picture that... Vernette began to think. Vernette: To be honest...we could sneak past the enemy lines with The Cloak and Dagger. However, I cannot leave Earth because there are way too many loose ends for one man to tie up... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 09:28 PM Rkla: so? NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:29 PM Vernette: How do I put this...If I am not here keeping the UNSC in line, then it falls apart. If it falls apart, well...Earth would be in VERY big trouble... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 09:33 PM Rkla: so your gonna miss the great brute slaughter ninjashocker 01-04-2010 09:36 PM (man i dont know when to ok ill do it) NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:38 PM (FYI Ninja, Vernette is on Rkla's ship, not on the Cloak and Dagger.) Vernette: Never in a million years would I miss the downfall of the Loyalist army...its just I cannot leave Earth in such disarray... Vernette looked at Rkla. Vernette: I need a few days to get this stuff in order. After that, we can take The Cloak and Dagger deep into enemy territory and strike the Brutes where they live. ninjashocker 01-04-2010 09:40 PM (then it shall be attacked........or not :)) NakedCrook 01-04-2010 09:42 PM (Whichever works, however, we need a good reason for Kiven to flipout. I will PM you) ninjashocker 01-04-2010 09:42 PM (okdoky) KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 10:35 PM Rkla: well go take care of your problems NakedCrook 01-04-2010 10:41 PM Vernette nodded. Vernette: Well Rkla...I will not disturb you for the next...few hours...if you catch my drift... Vernette laughed. KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 10:43 PM Rkla: yes i should practice my ship ramming battle plan NakedCrook 01-04-2010 10:44 PM Vernette: Remember...if you don't break through on the first attempt, reverse and try again... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 10:48 PM Rkla: we are sure fucked up NakedCrook 01-04-2010 10:50 PM Vernette: Perverted is the proper word Rkla...anyways...have fun... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 10:52 PM Rkla: ill make her beg for forgiveness NakedCrook 01-04-2010 10:57 PM Vernette shook his head. Vernette: I can't believe I am talking about this... KillerRabbit213 01-04-2010 10:58 PM Rkla: well back to your ship for you NakedCrook 01-04-2010 11:00 PM Vernette walked down to the hanger bay of the Intrepid Darkness. He caught a ride on a Phantom back to The Cloak and Dagger. When he got back he was touring around the ship. Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 01:46 AM Hey Vernette. Something on mind? Or is it ONI stuff I shouldn't be lurking about? Adam was smoking as Vernette walked by. And I'll be sure to not throw the cigarettes in the trash this time. Mkay? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:56 AM Vernette looked at Adam. Vernette: So long as that cig is ashed out and properly disposed of, thats fine with me. Ignore the no smoking signs. Vernette pointed at the sign right beside Adam. Vernette: I am being serious. Ignore it. Vernette folded his arms and stared at Adam. Vernette: I just had a chat with one of our Elite allies...the frontlines could be doing a whole lot better to be honest... Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:02 AM max looked over at vernette max:how bad are they? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:24 AM Vernette shrugged. Vernette: We are stuck at a stalemate. Neither side is advancing... Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:56 AM max:oh NakedCrook 01-05-2010 09:14 AM Delta: Its no big deal to be honest. So long as the Loyalists are not advancing, it's fine. Just more time for the UNSC to rebuild! Vernette nodded. Vernette: Thats true D. kenshin 01-05-2010 01:18 PM lance walks in pulling a heart moniter and iv. " vernette. where the fuck are my pants?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:22 PM Vernette looks over his shoulder, utterly stunned. Vernette: Lance? Holy shit...how long have you been awake for!? Vernette shook his head. Vernette: How would I know where your pants are? kenshin 01-05-2010 01:25 PM "i'd ask lyon's girl. but i would know the answer." i pull the i.v. out of my arm "bout five seconds sir. how long was i out?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:28 PM Vernette counted on his fingers. Vernette: Roughly a month and a half...give or take a week... kenshin 01-05-2010 01:29 PM "what!?!?!?!?!" is max ok!?!?!?!?!" i pause for a seecond. "i mean...ummmm is uh everone ok." i state a little embarassed. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:31 PM Vernette looked at Lance sideways. He grinned. Vernette: Well...EVERYONE is fine...so is Max. She took a few bumps and bruises but she is alright... Vernette looked at Lance. Vernette: I am surprised at you Lance...the last time you saw me...I was dead...are not not at all confused as to how I am still alive? kenshin 01-05-2010 01:36 PM "your like a cockroach. disgusting, full of diseases and untrustworthy, also u cant kill them.'' i tear the hart monitors device off my chest. "i knew u'd come back." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:40 PM Vernette: You are very correct in that assumption. Vernette laughed. Vernette: Believe it or not Lance...I was the victim... Vernette paused. Vernette: You should head back to the med bay. We have all your gear in storage. I can have it sent there. Come on, lets get you back to the med bay. Vernette pointed down the hallway and led the way. kenshin 01-05-2010 01:47 PM "so the great vernette who singlehandedly held off an entire covenant armada and lead the unsc fleets charge to zion 4 against the insurrectionists was the victim?" a laugh NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:49 PM Vernette: In fact...I was the victim. Do you want to know the most ironic thing about this entire situation Lance? If it wasn't for the insurrectionists, I would still be rotting in a prison cell, Max would possibly be dead, Delta would be...somewhere...possibly also dead, and the UNSC would have been overthrown by a weasel. kenshin 01-05-2010 01:53 PM i grab a grab a grenade from an open crate and toss it in the air. "and i would have blown them all to shit if they touched max." i laugh as i collapse from the strain of walking. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 01:56 PM Vernette: Well...she is doing fine. it is BEYOND me why you keep mentioning her. The sarcasm was very audible in Vernette's voice. Vernette: In short Lance, the only thing you need to know is that more people tried the impossible; to bring down Preston Vernette. They failed, like all the others before them had. Vernette held his hand out to help Lance back to his feet. Vernette: You might want to take it easy for the next few days. You look a little emaciated! kenshin 01-05-2010 02:11 PM "dont worry about rest. just get my gear." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:15 PM The requsition officer entered the med bay with a large box. He set it down at the foot of Lances bed. Vernette looks at the equipment. Vernette: Are you sure you don't want a bit of time off? kenshin 01-05-2010 02:18 PM "u sure u just dont wanna curl up and die next time some tries to assasinate you?" i sawew as i pull on my gear. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:21 PM Vernette: There is a big difference between trying to live and trying to recover! However, if you refuse to accept time off, that's fine with me. kenshin 01-05-2010 02:25 PM "just give me open air and some c4 and thats all the recovering i need." i pause. images of vargus and friends bludgeoning lance comes flooding back to him. "wheres vargus?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:27 PM Vernette thought for a moment, trying to remember who that was. Vernette: Refresh my memory...who was he again? kenshin 01-05-2010 02:28 PM "delta's friend. big, ugly, put me in a coma." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:32 PM Vernette: The War Chieftain... Vernette paused. Vernette: I have not personally seen him since before I was betrayed...before I "died". You best seek out Delta and ask him. He saw more of Vargus then I did. kenshin 01-05-2010 02:45 PM i slip on my last boot. "where is he?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:47 PM Vernette: I saw him in the hanger bay a little while ago. You best try there first. I could call him here if you wish? kenshin 01-05-2010 02:49 PM "no its fine i'll find him myself." i say as i walk out towards the hangar. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:53 PM Delta walked out of the hanger bay, not looking where he was going. When he looked forward he bumped into Lance. Delta: hey! Watch it! Delta recognized Lance. Delta: Lance? You're out and about again? Neat! kenshin 01-05-2010 02:55 PM "yea apperently its hard to keep a spartan in a coma." i chuckle. "u look.....well i aint gonna lie you look like shit. u must have been in the frontlines of whatever i missed." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 02:58 PM Delta: Yeah...I have seen a lot of combat. From fighting the brutes to fighting the UNSC to try and bail Vernette out of prison. All in all...I cannot complain, it has been pretty fun! Delta leaned on the wall. Delta: So...how long were you awake for? kenshin 01-05-2010 03:06 PM "going on half an hour." i say as i grab a water bottle. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:09 PM Delta: Well I am sure Max will be happy to see you. When Max and I rescued you from Vargus and his Brutes...she was really depressed. She still thinks about you. She...REALLY likes you... kenshin 01-05-2010 03:10 PM i turn red as i smile. "oh umm....uh.....speaking of vargus. where is he?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:19 PM Delta: Dead. I was forced to kill him...earlier today in fact. I strangled the life out of him with my bare hands... Delta paused. Delta: It was kinda weird...he WAS someone I considered my best friend. Well...no sense in complaining over it now. Right now, he is feeding the worms on Mars. Delta laughed. Delta: Also...we are in orbit of Mars right now, trying to clean it up. We pretty much beat the Loyalists on Earth. We have completely secured it. KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 03:22 PM goes to med bay still asleep fuck you turns to leave kenshin 01-05-2010 03:22 PM "thats good to know. i killed ur spartan and you killed my brute guess we're even right?" i chuckle "well u mind if i tag along with you for a while? i cant find max and my revenge mission is lready done." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:26 PM Delta: I guess we are even. Sure, tag along. Delta and Lance walked around the ship. Delta: Max and some guy named Adam are touring the ship. Don't worry, Max is not interested in this guy. She said it herself. She was waiting for you to wake up. I know Max pretty well, she is not treacherous like that. Delta grinned. Delta: She is going to be ecstatic to see you around again. Meanwhile: Lyons looks up at Tina. Lyons: Get that ass back here! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 03:30 PM if you say so turns and goes to lyons for what purpose? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:34 PM Lyons looked at Tina. Lyons: Well...it all depends on how you have been behaving yourself! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 03:39 PM well what do you consider behaving? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:41 PM Lyons: Tough to say. I wont go into details but you should ask yourself...do you need to be spanked? KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 03:44 PM Yes ive been real naughty and i need to be taught a lesson oh plz can you help me with this? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:45 PM Lyons: I am going to punish you later on tonight. I get out of this dreary med bay in a few hours. When that time comes, you will wish you were better behaved. KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 03:47 PM im not afraid of you sticks tongue out NakedCrook 01-05-2010 03:52 PM Lyons grins. Lyons: I will punish you for that as well! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 03:56 PM not getting any action for awhile is torture and im glad i have someone to keep me the bad girl in line kenshin 01-05-2010 04:05 PM "so...uh max says she has no interest in this guy?" i add quikly "not that i'm jealous or anything." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 04:09 PM Delta: Dont bullshit me Lance. I remember you sleeping in her bed, you comforting her! I am not stupid. You MAY not be jelouse but you are on the defensive. Admit it, you want to pop her! Meanwhile: Lyons grinned. Lyons: Its my job to keep bad girls in line! kenshin 01-05-2010 04:12 PM "dont accuse me of wanting just a one night stand or casual sex. i'm not like that guy lyons for god sakes. i care about her in a different way. as long as she's happy i'm happy." KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 04:13 PM OMG! ohh i don't know if i can wait an hour NakedCrook 01-05-2010 04:18 PM Delta laughed. Delta: Right...right...meaningful relationship. Don't worry. I won't tell Vernette you wanna rock his only daughter till daybreak. Delta laughed again. Meanwhile: Lyons: You better be a good girl, or else you will be punished more! kenshin 01-05-2010 04:20 PM "fuck you i'm still a guy." i pause "on second thought go ahead and tell vernette he might get a heart attack from shock." i laugh. KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 04:22 PM i'll try NakedCrook 01-05-2010 04:29 PM Delta: Chill out man, Im only joking! Why does everyone think I am serious when I crack a joke? Also FYI...Vernette doesn't strike me as the type to die of a heart attack. Meanwhile: Lyons: Well...just chill for a bit! kenshin 01-05-2010 04:31 PM "doesnt hurt to hope." i smile KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 04:32 PM sits on a chair ill sit here like a good girl NakedCrook 01-05-2010 04:37 PM Delta: Vernette is a good guy Lance. What is your beef with him? Meanwhile: Lyons grinned. Lyons: I like the view! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 04:40 PM later you will get a closer look kenshin 01-05-2010 04:41 PM "killing my own father. turning me into a spartan. manipulating me. its just how i learned it since i was born. unsc is evil. vernettes ideals and being is solely for the destrustion of freedom. i'm hardwired that way." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 04:50 PM Delta shrugged. Delta: I have known Vernette for a long time Lance. Everything he has ever done was to help someone else or to help humanity. Yes, the UNSC is corrupt. Vernette is a man of principle. He turned me into this...machine. My life is better as a result! Can you say that being a Spartan has not improved your quality of life? Knowing Vernette is the best thing that has ever happened to you Lance! kenshin 01-05-2010 04:56 PM "regardless. hes the only thing keeping me sane. he's the apitomy of my hates. of my toil of what i've gone through. its not neccesarily vernette. its what i make him out to be. hes a release for my anger at nothing." i look around "can you honestly blame me? i'vebeen in the military since i was born and trained to hate. never had a childhood. never had time to grow. just went from baby to freedom fighter. from marine to spartan. can you blame me for wanting max. or hating vernette. or looking for a friend in a cyborg?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 05:00 PM Delta was silent. Delta: No, I can't blame you for anything... kenshin 01-05-2010 05:07 PM "look i'm sorry. i missed out on life and now i'm living. its fine." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 05:12 PM Delta: You have nothing to be sorry about Lance. Although I cannot relate to how difficult your life has been, I can at least be a friend and not give you a hard time about anything. kenshin 01-05-2010 05:18 PM "thanks. so whats on the agenda?" KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 05:18 PM im no good at being a good girl NakedCrook 01-05-2010 05:25 PM Delta shrugged. Delta: Vernette is shooting at people, One of his Elite buddies came along and joined in on the shooting. That's why we are still at tactical alert...cause we are still shooting people Killer 2 01-05-2010 05:25 PM max turned the corner and saw lance max:LANCE! max ran and hugged lance kenshin 01-05-2010 05:27 PM "sounds like not much has changed." i turn to see max slam into me and grab me in a hug. "hi...max." i say through the embrace. Killer 2 01-05-2010 05:29 PM max:i missedyou so much! kenshin 01-05-2010 05:30 PM "you did!??!" i but quikly add." i mean...i missed you too." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 05:31 PM Delta looked at Max and Lance. Delta: I should leave...I don't want to intrude. Killer 2 01-05-2010 05:34 PM max:im so happy your out of ypour coma kenshin 01-05-2010 05:35 PM "i am now too." i say as i hold max tighter. 'so what'd i miss?" Killer 2 01-05-2010 05:40 PM max:the usual... i actually.. lost my mind for a little bit... NakedCrook 01-05-2010 05:41 PM Delta nodded at Max and Lance. Delta: If you guys need me, I will be on the bridge! I have stuff to do...I think... Meanwhile: Lyons looks at Tina. Lyons: You know what? Let's get out of here! Grunt Hive Mind 01-05-2010 05:41 PM Bolas returned from his ship with his high preist and began to wander the halls. So thats how it all happend. The high preist looked at Bolas. None could of done it better, O Bolas the Ram. KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 05:42 PM stands up and smiles okay! kenshin 01-05-2010 05:46 PM "sounds pretty normal." i laugh. "i'm glad your ok now." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 05:53 PM Lyons jumped out of bed and looked at Tina. Lyons: Go find my pants... Killer 2 01-05-2010 05:54 PM max:yep! kenshin 01-05-2010 05:56 PM "wanna grab some food to celebrate. i havent had a meal in month and a half so i'd like it with you if thats ok?" Killer 2 01-05-2010 05:57 PM max:ok KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 05:57 PM you were pants less this whole time! NakedCrook 01-05-2010 06:03 PM Lyons: Well...I was going to do away with my pants anyways. Who needs pants anyways! kenshin 01-05-2010 06:06 PM "so um......" lance tries to make conversation. but fails. KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 06:07 PM i think your old ones have holes in them take me to your dungeon and have your way with me NakedCrook 01-05-2010 06:08 PM Lyons picks Tina up and carries her down the hallway. He passes Max and Lance. Lyons: I am going to do horrible things to you Tina...you will beg for mercy! Killer 2 01-05-2010 06:09 PM max:lance you always couldnt start conversation! kenshin 01-05-2010 06:11 PM "guess i'm glad i'm a spartan. couldnt negotiate for my life." Killer 2 01-05-2010 06:12 PM max:yea.. lets go eat! Grunt Hive Mind 01-05-2010 06:13 PM Bolas was still wandering the halls with his high preist. Quite a changing event, wouldnt you say so? Yes, O Bolas the Ram. KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 06:14 PM i always get into sticky situations kenshin 01-05-2010 06:18 PM "wow after a month and the food still tastes like shit." Killer 2 01-05-2010 06:21 PM max:military grade food never changes Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 06:23 PM (Pretend this post is after the one below this post) Hey Delta. Anything new? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 06:23 PM Delta walks towards the bridge and saw Vernette and Adam still talking. Delta: Sir, you are aware Lance woke up right? Vernette: Yep. Where is he now? Delta: Chilling out with Max. Vernette sighed. Vernette: I swear Delta...I have a feeling that Lance is going to knock Max up... Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 06:26 PM Quote: Originally Posted by Infantry Girl (Post 86515) (Pretend this post is after the one below this post) [COLOR=\"DarkSlateGray\"]Hey Delta. Anything new?[/color] (yea) KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 06:42 PM Hurry it up lyons! NakedCrook 01-05-2010 06:43 PM Delta looked at Adam. Delta: Well...nothing too much with me is happening. Say...you got a light? Meanwhile: Lyons brings Tina to his room and throws her on the bed. He jumps on her. Lyons: I am going to break you Tina! Killer 2 01-05-2010 06:45 PM max leaned over the table and kissed lance KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 06:46 PM uh-oh what did i do now Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 06:47 PM Yea I do. Wait, you smoke? Ah whatever. Here. Adam takes out his lighter and holds it in front of Delta's face. kenshin 01-05-2010 06:47 PM "oh uhm........thank you." i look at my wrist and fake i have a watch. "would you look at the time.....i gotta go meet vernnette for some uh stufff......yea." i get up to move away. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 06:50 PM Delta pulls a tin out of a compartment in his armor and pulls a cigar out. Delta: A habit I picked up on Reach...you damn humans and your vices... Delta lights the cigar. Delta: Thanks! Vernette walks away. He looks back at Adam and Delta. Vernette: As much as I love second hand smoke, I have a lot of work to do. Vernette enters the bridge. Delta: Anyways...Adam. enjoy the peace while it lasts. Pretty soon, all hell is going to break loose! Killer 2 01-05-2010 06:51 PM max looked hurt as lance walked w=away Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 06:51 PM Same shit Delta. Different day.. kenshin 01-05-2010 06:55 PM lance walks to the firing range picks up a magnum. "why the fuck did i walk away.' i repremand myself. Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 06:57 PM (1000th post XD yay!!!!) Well, see ya Vernette. I'm gonna hit the rack. Adam upped and walked about toward his quarters. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 06:58 PM Delta gave an impromptu salute. Delta: See ya later Adam... kenshin 01-05-2010 07:03 PM (i have an idea to kick up the action. are we still at a stle mate with the loyalists?) NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:06 PM (Right now, the current setting is this: -we are in orbit of Mars, which is infested with brutes -Vernette is at odds with another UNSC Admiral named Sheperd who is up to devious shit, we don't know yet -If you want to fight brutes, I can have Vernette send you guys to the surface) kenshin 01-05-2010 07:08 PM (i was thinking more along the lines of going behind enemy lines since lance was a insurrectionist and would have no problem fitting in. and find out whts happening with shepard? that cool if vernette will send lance. ) Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 07:12 PM (adam is bored. If you can please do so :D) KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 07:12 PM no no no not that no no no...yes YES! NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:15 PM (I like that idea Kenshin!) Vernette was thinking. He was reading over the reports on mars about the ever rampant Brute activity. He decided that, despite the the circumstances with Sheperd, he needed to launch an attack on The Brutes. He access the comm on the ship. Vernette: Lance, Max, Adam, and Delta, I need you folks on the bridge ASAP! kenshin 01-05-2010 07:17 PM lance grabs his weapons and helmet anticipating a fight. and runs to the bridge "vernette this better be inportant i was just about to finish shooting that paper target of you." Killer 2 01-05-2010 07:17 PM max kinda half sulked to the bridge Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 07:18 PM Huh, maybe I'll see some action finally... Adams walks with a quicken pace to the bridge, almost bumping into max on the way in. Oh shit sorry. Corporal, Shaultzer reporting as ordered. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:24 PM Delta was still outside the bridge smoking his cigar. He watched as Lance passed by, then as Adam and Max walked by. Vernette was looking at Adam. Vernette: You don't need to be so...formal Shaultzer. Relax a bit! Delta entered the bridge Delta: Whats the scoop V? Vernette: As you all know, we are at a pretty precarious position rght now. I have admiral Sheperd being a dick on one end, and I have Brutes on the planet below. I need several things done. Vernette pauses. Vernette: Adam...I need someone to take care of the brutes on the surface. I want you, Max and Delta to take to the surface and begin clearing out the Brutes. Killer 2 01-05-2010 07:25 PM max:ok Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 07:27 PM Oorah. Anything else? NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:28 PM Vernette shook his head. Vernette: Nope, you three have very simple orders; kill Loyalists! Killer 2 01-05-2010 07:29 PM max:when do we leave... NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:30 PM Vernette: ASAP! Delta looked at Max. he could hear the sadness in her voice. He looked at her sideways. Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 07:32 PM Oorah. Let's go. Adam headed for the armory and geared up for combat and arming his signature Thermal Scoped Assault Rifle. Killer 2 01-05-2010 07:34 PM max got her stuff and waited in the hanger Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 07:35 PM Adam was the second one to the hangar. Hey Max... Why the long face? Upset about the mission? I'm not. I'm dying to see some action. Killer 2 01-05-2010 07:38 PM max:its nothing NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:38 PM Delta walked down to the hanger and saw Max and Adam talking. He kept his distance. Meanwhile: Vernette: Lance, I have a special mission for you! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 07:42 PM you made me all sticky are you happy with yourself NakedCrook 01-05-2010 07:55 PM Lyons: You're damn right I am! You know you love it! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 07:59 PM oh yeah thats right i do Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:17 PM max looked over at delta then she looked down at the floor NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:20 PM Delta walked over to Max. Delta: Whats the matter? You look really down... Meanwhile: Lyons: We are not done Tina! Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:21 PM max:its nothing KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 08:21 PM im not stopping you now am i! i said have your way with me NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:23 PM Delta: No, something is wrong. I have seen this look before... Delta remembers his days on the Ticonderoga. He remembers how Max looked when Lance first fell into his coma. Delta: it's Lance right? It has to be...if it isn't, then I give up! Meanwhile: Lyons begisn to have his way with Tina. Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:24 PM max:yes... NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:25 PM Delta: I thought you would be happy he is out of the coma? Whats the deal? KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 08:26 PM well i couldn't have stopped you anyway your way stronger then me Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:27 PM max:i kissed him.. and he left.... kenshin 01-05-2010 08:30 PM "a special mission? whats that mean?" lance asked NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:32 PM Delta looked Max up and down. Delta: it's not you, I can bet you anything. I think its Lance. He told me he had a real rough life. Real rough childhood, real rough circumstances. I think he is just REALLY nervous around you. It is nothing you did, and its nothing wrong with you. Meanwhile: Vernette: Tell me Lance...how good are you at infiltration and espionage? kenshin 01-05-2010 08:35 PM "that was my 90% of my job in the insurrectionists. blend in, blow up." Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:38 PM max:i know its just... NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:40 PM Vernette: I need someone to spy for me...I need someone to...keep tabs on Fleet Admiral Sheperd for me... Vernette saw that Lance had a confused look on his face. Vernette: Oh shit! You don't know who Fleet Admiral Sheperd is do you? Meanwhile: Delta: It's just what? kenshin 01-05-2010 08:40 PM "nope been coma'd for a while." Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:41 PM max:it just feels like i did things to fast NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:45 PM Delta: Max, he is a guy...you cant do things fast ENOUGH for a guy...trust me on this. I may be a Brute, but I am also a guy... Delta shrugged. Delta: Don't worry Max, trust me, he is interested in you. The thing is he has a jaded past that needs sorting. Whats he is set, you will barely be able to keep up with him. Delta began to laugh. Delta: He would be stupid not to pursue you! Meanwhile: Vernette: Sheperd is the new Fleet Admiral. When I was in jail...Delta killed a lot of people. We needed replacements. I have a feeling Sheperd is not on the up and up with the UNSC kenshin 01-05-2010 08:50 PM i faux salute vernette. "so u want i spy on him?" i pause "give me a couple hours and some fake transfer forms and we'll be gold" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:52 PM Vernette: Already done...for the most part. I just need to fill out your name and such... Vernette looked at Lance. Vernette: Any name in paticular you would like? Killer 2 01-05-2010 08:55 PM max:thanks delta NakedCrook 01-05-2010 08:58 PM Delta: Just doing my job. Just looking out for you Max. Delta hopped on a crate and sat down on it. Delta: If you want I can go do some digging on him. See what is going on with him. Meanwhile: Lyons: I bet you are hurting now, aren't you Tina? KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 09:00 PM breathes heavily you violated all my holes now ill be sore later Killer 2 01-05-2010 09:03 PM max:no NakedCrook 01-05-2010 09:08 PM Delta shrugged. Delta: Well...alright. If you need anything, just let me know alright? Meanwhile: Lyons: I am a real piece of work ain't I? Lyons begins to make out with Tina KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 09:12 PM hehehehe that tickles Killer 2 01-05-2010 09:15 PM max:okay NakedCrook 01-05-2010 09:19 PM Barrabus: Keep that in mind Max. Meanwhile: Lyons: I know it does! Grunt Hive Mind 01-05-2010 09:19 PM Bolas finding nothing interesting went back to the bridge and slumped into a chair. There's nothing here. Nothing. Then after pouting to himself for a while he began to wander again. Killer 2 01-05-2010 09:21 PM max:okay! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 09:21 PM giggles some more i love you so fucking much! kenshin 01-05-2010 09:35 PM "hunter. let me know when evac is ready i'mma say good bye." i walk away towards where max is. Killer 2 01-05-2010 09:38 PM max sees lance enter the hangerbay kenshin 01-05-2010 09:39 PM lance grabs max and kisses her passionetly. "sorry for storming off." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 09:40 PM Delta watched. Killer 2 01-05-2010 09:45 PM max:i forgive you.. kenshin 01-05-2010 09:48 PM "i'm leaving in a few hours. on a different mission. i just wanted to say good bye. i'll see you if i make it back." i add "no coma's this time." KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 09:48 PM Do you love me? Killer 2 01-05-2010 09:48 PM max:you will i know it NakedCrook 01-05-2010 09:51 PM Delta: I could always save him if he gets into trouble! Delta laughed kenshin 01-05-2010 10:00 PM i hop in a pelican and hold my transfer papers. "vernette." i radio "who am i and i need more mission specs." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 10:06 PM Vernette: Well...basically you are on that ship just to observe Sheperd's movement sand report them to me. I suspect that Sheperd is up to some real no-good business. He refuses to talk to me about what he is doing. I already know he is collecting pieces of equipment called CIP or Covenant Information packages. They are very valuable. I need one. If you can get one, without drawing any attention to yourself, that would be most excellent. They are round in shape, you will recognize them when you see them. Any further questions? Meanwhile: Delta: So Max...that was quite the...well...you know. He looked like he was putting a lot of effort into that. kenshin 01-05-2010 10:07 PM "done. any intel on where or am i gonna get the info myself?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 10:08 PM Vernette: You are going to Admiral Sheperd's ships, a UNSC Marathon class known as The Intervention. kenshin 01-05-2010 10:09 PM "no i mean where are the cip's on the ship he aint gonna have them lying around." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 10:21 PM Vernette: That bis a good question. I have no idea where he is hiding them. The only bit of advice I can give you is to avoid Sheperd. That guy gives me the creeps. He is too sketchy for my tastes. If you want to find them, see if you can locate anyone from Recovery Team Joker. They would be your best bet to locating where the CIPs are being hidden on that ship. Try and find Sergeant Lester MacTavish. He leads RTJ and would be a good source of information. however, do not tell him or anyone else you are working with me on this. The results could be...less then nice. Try and get into MacTavish's good favors. See if you can even join his Recovery Team. I know this is a lot to take in on such short notice, but this mission's importance is beyond anything you could imagine. In short you basically need to lay low, spy on Sheperd, monitor ship activity, and recover a CIP and optionally locate Sergeant MacTavish to help you. Keep your identity hidden and your head low. Any further questions? kenshin 01-05-2010 10:22 PM "yea. one. who the fuck am i?!?!!?" (who has mctavish? cuban?" NakedCrook 01-05-2010 10:27 PM (Cuban controls Mactavish and the rest of RTJ. Cuban also controls Sheperd.) Vernette: Sorry about that...I keep forgetting to tell you. The name that appears on the transfer forms is...Roland Kitchener, Corporal Roland Kitchener. I pulled a few strings back with a few buddies of mine at ONI. I have this identity air tight, so do not worry about any prying eyes! kenshin 01-05-2010 10:33 PM "great thanks vernette." i look out the window of the pelican and see the interventin flying through space. "beautiful ship" i admire. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 10:40 PM Vernette: My ship is better. Its faster, the color scheme is better, and it has more guns. Cloak and Dagger is the best ship we have. kenshin 01-05-2010 10:43 PM "but this ship isnt run by someone i hate...........at the moment." NakedCrook 01-05-2010 10:47 PM Vernette: IF you think you are special because you hate me, Preston Vernette, think again. The entire UNSC hates me. Do you know why? The NSC hates me because I get the job done. I don't push pens, I push buttons. I grill people, I don't send them letters. I kill people, I never let anyone off the hook. I do my job, thats why I am hated. Thats why you hate me. You spent your entire life as some terrorist, I spent my entire life protecting our way of life from people like you. To you, I am the devil. I don't really give a shit! I know from experience that I am always right! Meanwhile: Lyons: Do I love you Tina? Lyons begins to stimulate Tina. Lyons: You tell me! KillerRabbit213 01-05-2010 10:54 PM moans ohhhhh! kenshin 01-05-2010 10:55 PM "vernette. you need to get laid. " i say with a snicker. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 11:02 PM Vernette: I am a busy man, I don't have time for that...besides...what do you care? Geeze... Vernette closed the comm. Killer 2 01-05-2010 11:07 PM max:hmm.. when does the misson start.. NakedCrook 01-05-2010 11:13 PM Delta: Vernette said ASAP! Well...we could go whenever we want, so long as we make it look like we are trying to start ASAP. Delta grinned. Delta: Why are you so anxious to start the mission? kenshin 01-05-2010 11:13 PM i step on the hangar of the ship and look around and find a marine waiting for me. "you must be roland. i'm private armstrong i'll be your guide ont his ship." "yea." lance says as he follows the marine around the ship. Infantry Girl 01-05-2010 11:42 PM (who's gonna fly the pelican lol) NakedCrook 01-06-2010 12:25 AM (We can get a nameless dude) Delta: Anyways Max, lets go. If Vernette catches us still around...he will do something to us... Delta looks over at Adam. Delta: Are you good to go? Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 12:34 AM Oorah. Let's go. Adams climbs into the pelican and takes a seat. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 12:39 AM (LOL...I was reading NHRPG Part 3 for the wiki page for Vernette and I find this! YouTube- south park- california love song LMAO...) The rear hatch on the Pelican closes. A nameless pilot sits in the pilot seat. He gives a thumbs up and the Pelican takes off. Delta: Things are going pretty good actually! I cannot complain about anything right now! Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 12:44 AM Oh you will. I'll be taking all your kills left, right, up down, forward and backwards. Hehe. Pilot:Touching down in thirty seconds! Oorah, let's get it on. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 12:47 AM Delta: Well...I have become rather docile working around Humans. Its pretty tough to make me mad...ironically! The Pelican shakes as it touches the ground. Delta: Well...your the ranking officer here Adam...you get to take point! Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 01:01 AM Alright out the pelican. On me. Adams proceeds to crouch behind a dead tree and looks around with his thermal scope. Thermal's clear. Let's keep move north. (what shall we do with max?) NakedCrook 01-06-2010 01:08 AM (We will bring her along. No sense in leaving her behind) Delta: Lead on Adam...just take care...if I remember how I used to do things, we might be walking into a nice trap here. Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 01:28 AM Adam stands up again and walks forward, his eyes still peering into his scope. After a couple of yard he felt he step in something fleshy and look down at his feet. Blood? Tan blood? ninjashocker 01-06-2010 01:51 AM Quote: Originally Posted by NakedCrook (Post 86747) (LOL...I was reading NHRPG Part 3 for the wiki page for Vernette and I find this! YouTube- south park- california love song LMAO...) The rear hatch on the Pelican closes. A nameless pilot sits in the pilot seat. He gives a thumbs up and the Pelican takes off. Delta: Things are going pretty good actually! I cannot complain about anything right now! (lol the homeless episode was ok but "Good times with weapons" is the best ep) Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 07:30 PM Anyone know what the hell this came from? Adam dipped his fingers in the blood and started to sample it. Ew. It's all.... fleshy.... NakedCrook 01-06-2010 07:45 PM (flood?) Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 07:47 PM (can i?) NakedCrook 01-06-2010 07:53 PM (yes) Delta: The parasite...I have smelt this before! Infantry Girl 01-06-2010 07:57 PM Parasite? What parasite!? A screech is heard in the distance. What the hell is that? Adam aim his rifle towad the sound while looking through his scope. Nothing on thermal... Adam drew his eye away from the scope. The first thing he saw were a couple of figures running toward them in the distance. I think we got company! KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 07:59 PM i take that as a yes NakedCrook 01-06-2010 08:01 PM Delta: The flood Adam! Killer 2 01-06-2010 08:12 PM max:shit! NakedCrook 01-06-2010 08:20 PM Delta peeped his hammer and killed two combat forms. He turned around and punched another combat form. Delta: This is really bad! Everyone, back to the Pelican! Delta turned to see a ton of infection forms entering the Pelican. Delta: Ill cover you two! Run! Killer 2 01-06-2010 08:21 PM max saw the flood surround them max:where do we run! NakedCrook 01-06-2010 08:26 PM Delta put his hammer on his back. He grabbed Max and Adam and held them under his arm. Delta: Nevermind...I'll do the running, you do the shooting. Cover me instead. Delta charged the Flood forms, trampling them and running through them. Killer 2 01-06-2010 08:27 PM max started shooting NakedCrook 01-06-2010 08:33 PM Delta kept running. He was covered in flood blood and flesh. There were bits and pieces hanging from him. Delta: I totally need a washdown after this! KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 08:42 PM so lyons was i sufficiently punished? NakedCrook 01-06-2010 08:44 PM Lyons looks at Tina. Lyons: As a UNSC naval captain, my guess is no! KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 08:47 PM so your punishing me all day? cubanpete24 01-06-2010 08:54 PM Soap: Ohhhhhhhhhhh MY GOD! Soap woke up on a medical bed, He rose up. Soap: W-Where the fuck am I?' Soap saw that his hands were bandaged, and that he had a bandage over his chest. Soap got out of the bed, but ended up falling out of it, on the floor, he vomited up blood. He got up, using the IV scanner as a crutch. He stumbled out of the medical bay quarters. Soap: Ok...what were you doing before Lester......You were getting a CIP, turns out, there are no CIPs on the north hemisphere of Mars apparently.....you go back to the rendevouz point, Pelican shoots you....... and you fall off into a ravine, but wait.....I had Paul and Jerome with me....where the hell are they? dead?! Soap peeked out of his door. he heard footsteps, he immediatly stepped back into his quarters, and limped to the closet. 2 men stepped outside the med-bay quarters. Doctor 1: It's been a while, and even with all the surgery, I doubt Patient 24-E-A will make it through the night. Voice: I know MacTavish, when I met him, I knew he was tough as nails, He also nags on and on about being invincible. Soap: Murdoc? Soap said quietly Doctor: Yes, well jumping into a 200 foot ravine isn't exactly...how you say.....survivable. Murdoc: There was water right? besides, I'll bet right when we walk in he's gonna have a scalpel to our necks. Soap: How did they know? Murdoc: Well I'm gonna check on good ol' MacTavish. Murdoc walked in. he saw that the bed had noone in it. Soap hopped out of the closet, but tripped and fell over, where he continued to vomit blood. Murdoc: Well, wasn't exactly what I expected, Get up MacTavish, I'll explain everything. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 09:03 PM Delta kept running through the Combat forms. Delta: Where did all these flood come from? Delta eventually came to a large hill. He could see off into the distance. There was a city nearby. It was still in pretty good shape. Delta: I know where we are headed! KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 09:11 PM (*^*) cubanpete24 01-06-2010 09:37 PM Soap still used his IV scanner as a crutch, he followed Murdoc down the hallway. Murdoc: Alright, Before I begin, any questions? Soap: Where's my squad? Murdoc: Private Arnold Williams, taken prisoner by brutes. Private Paul Letterman, and Private Jerome T. Washington, they were snatched by Sheperd's men before we could get to them, they are awaiting execution. Soap: Wait....Before you could? Murdoc: I guess that's my que, where to start....ah yes. first off. Welcome to the Normandy III, the prototype Halycon class stealth ship, it has a few bugs but nothing Good ol' Leslie can't fix. Soap raised a brow. Soap: The trannie? Murdoc: Mearly a cover Lester. Soap: Hold, on, then who the hell are you? Murdoc: alright, continuing on, The Normandy III's stealth systems are mediocre at best, but believe me when I said, Leslie is doing her best. Anywho, Sheperd has marked everyone in Recovery Team Joker, AWOL. They passed a room marked "test lab Marco" Doctor: CLEAR! The doctor let smashed the 2 shock paddles against the patients chest. the patient moaned. Doctor: Oh my......I've done it.....I DID IT! YE- Murdoc immidiatly shut the door. Murdoc: You didn't see anything. Murdoc kept on walking. Murdoc: anywho, I bet your wondering about about your iron heart. Soap: Scuzzie? Murdoc: Using technology, we were able to give your heart.....a crutch, perse. that metal plate on your chest is basically life support for your dying heart. We would give you the same type of artificil heart Vernette has, but time is money, so the doc whipped up a quick fix, and by the by, your expected to die at mmmmmm maybe 50-60 years old. enjoy. Soap flicked the metal plate on his chest, it rung. Murdoc: Ok, We're nering the bridge, there we'll give you your armor, and basically tell you, why your here. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 09:49 PM Vernette was on the bridge. He got a message from Sheperd. Vernette: Fuck this guy! Vernette read the message out loud. Vernette: Attention Director Vernette, I regret to inform you that Recxovery team Joker... Vernette slammed his fist on the terminal next to him. Vernette: How the fuck did this happen? Hayes: Vernette? Is there a problem? Vernette: No Hayes, there is no problem at all. My shitty day just got shittier! Hayes: Really? Vernette: RTJ...is AWOL! Hayes: That entire sentence was an acronym! Vernette: Recovery Team Joker is missing! Hayes: Ohhhh! Shitty indeed! Vernette: I dont BUY this shit! I don't believe it! I don't want to hear it! This is a fucking LIE to piss me off! Hayes: Why would Sheperd lie about this? Vernette glared at Hayes. Vernette: Hayes...just begin a search pattern to find RTJ, posthaste! Hayes: Yes sir! cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:04 PM Soap walked into the bridge, He was Greeted by Leslie, who was not in his usual Trannie wear. Leslie: Nice to see you again MacTavish, as you may have known already, I was working on the inside, along with Murdoc, to try and get some dirt on Sheperd, this is standard protocal when ONI's involved. Soap raised a brow. Leslie: Anyway, I was looking for an oppertune time to....vanish. So, with funds and technical knowhow. ONI gave granted me with this....piece of shit. Leslie kicked a wall of the ship. Leslie: This is by no means, a battle worthy ship. all it can do, is hide. I would just like to tell you that before you get any ideas. Alright, onto business. -You are wounded, that's undersandable. -You belong to ONI, until things are cleared up with the UNSC, of course. -As such, you will be in a squad which consists of Murdoc, me, you, and, a very, very special guest. the doctor barged into the bridge. Doctor: I-I've done it! I've done the impossible! I've....PLAYED GOD! I reanimated the dead! Leslie: That's Otto Watson. He's our favorite doc and nutjob. Otto: Well, if you don't mind...I have brought...him.....back to life. Otto pointed to a ginger, missing his left eye, had scars on his face, and a band-aid on his forehead. KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 10:10 PM pokes lyons hey you! NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:11 PM (NO YOU DIDN'T! OMG! Very smooth, I must say so myself!) Vernette was tapping his foot on the floor. Vernette: What is the status of the Stealth Generator? Officer: It is recharging at 39% Vernette: Hmmm... Vernette began to think. Vernette: I should go and check on Leo and Korman, see how they are coming along with that AI and the CIPs...I wouldnt doubt they are killing eachother down there. Vernette: Hayes...keep an eye on things. I will return shortly. Vernette walked off the bridge and made his way down to Leo's lab. Vernette: I assign a whole section of my ship to Leo and I have yet to see some weapon of mass destruction come out of it! Vernette enter's Leo's lab. KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 10:16 PM (ahhhhhhhhh) cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:16 PM Korman: and what I'm saying is that you need to reboot it! Leo: but we can still retrieve an essence of the CIP! Leo looked over at Vernette. Leo: Preston, you said you wanted the CIP right? NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:17 PM Vernette: Yes...I did. Meanwhile: Lyons looks at Tina as he straightens out his coat. Lyons: What is it? KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 10:20 PM uhh well nothing just being silly cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:25 PM Leslie: Wait....can he talk? Otto:Ehhhhh....kinda.... Leslie: can he give orders? Otto: No..... Leslie: So what your saying is that you brought back a sargeant to life? and that he's basically a potato? Otto: NO! NOT A POTATO! He can take orders, fire a gun and such. Look, you said you needed a 4th squad member, here's your 4th squad member. Harold: Giligan..... Otto: SEE! HE CAN TALK! Leslie facepalmed. Leslie: Fine, keep him here. Harold began to drool. Otto wiped it off with his sleeve. Leslie: GET OUT OF HERE! Otto ran out of the room. Leslie: Back to what I was saying, your wounds will patch up. Till then, you have been fitted for your new armor. Leslie ripped the IV needle out of Soap's arm. Leslie: Get to the armory. Murdoc: Oh, and one more thing, you dropped this on your way out. Murdoc handed Soap his custom smg, with the VISR reflex scope and brute heart beat scanner. Murdoc: We're not dumb, we used an EMP to break the tracking device, We don't want anyone to know your here. Soap snatched the smg, and walked into the hallway. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:30 PM Vernette began to think. Vernette: What is the status of the AI and what is the status of the CIP recovery? Meanwhile: Lyons: I have to get back on duty. Excuse me! Lyons leaves the room. KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 10:32 PM Not gonna kiss me before you leave! cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:33 PM Leo: I'm saying, try and seperate the CIP from Doug. Korman: and I'm saying get the CIP another way, the virus has infected Doug, and if we don't reboot him now, He will be unrecoverable. Leo: You'd want that wouldn't you. Korman: says the assmunch who almost blew up his entire ship, becasue he didn't trust his fellow technician. leo: ONCE! that only happened ONCE! NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:36 PM Vernette: Leo...are you under the assumption that if we reboot Doug, we would risk losing the CIP? If you are, I would be forced to disagree with you. Vernette looked at Korman. Vernette: I am not agreeing with you either might I add. I would rather shoot myself then agree with you! Vernette grinned. Vernette: It is my experience that rebooting this AI does not cause memory loss. All it seems to do is reset its parameters, more often then not, that is where AI corruption lies. Meanwhile: Lyons walks up to Tina and kisses her. Lyons: I have a lot of work to catch up on. Killer 2 01-06-2010 10:36 PM max n' people followed delta NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:38 PM They ran into the city, the flood had scattered. Delta stopped, e was dripping in flood mucus. Delta: This is fucking disgusting! He spits some of it out of his mouth. Delta: I am drenched in it! cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:38 PM Korman: But look, Vernette, a simple reboot is all it takes to fix him, hey here's an idea! Steal Sheperd's CIP! That way, you get a Fully FUNCTIONAL CIP, and your favorite AI back. (I'll Pm you specifics) Korman tossed his pliers onto the operating counter. korman: Now, it would be to my best interest to leave. Killer 2 01-06-2010 10:40 PM max:delta if any got down your throat... KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 10:41 PM well ill be here if you need me lays on lyons bed and pulls the covers up NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:48 PM Vernette grins as he pulls out his gun and points it at Korman. Vernette: It would be in your best interest to sit the fuck down and finish what I told you to do. I want the AI rebooted. I would like to save the CIP information, but if a reboot does, in fact, clear that information, well...at least we would have saved Doug. Vernette paused. Vernette: Korman, I want you to reboot the AI...NOW! Meanwhile: Delta: Do you think I would want to swallow that shit! No way! I know the dangers! I am not going to become a flood creature... Delta looks forward. Delta: Come on...lets keep moving! Let's see if we can find a vehicle of some sorts. Delta tried his comm again Delta: I cannot contact the Cloak and Dagger for pickup! Too much interference! Tyber: Bio electrical interference caused by the excessive number of flood! Killer 2 01-06-2010 10:51 PM max:ok.. but if any trickled down. whatever... cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:51 PM Korman: Holy Crap it's always pointing a gun at me with you, fine. I'll reboot it. Korman grabs the AI chip and inserts it into a terminal. He inputs the passcode to reboot Doug, and then waits for oug to get rebooted. Korman: This takes a while, so ger comfortable. Korman leaned against the counter. Korman: SO how's life. Korman turned to face Vernette, but the barrel of the gun was still pointed towards him. Korman: wanna play games, fine we'll play games. Korman pulls out his gun, and pulls the trigger, but out came a flag that said BANG! Korman: I wasn't joking when I said I fucking love this thing. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 10:55 PM Delta: Well...if it did...I'll go after you first, just to show you how much I care about you! Vernette cracked a grin. Vernette: You know why it is always a gun with me? Simply because in a physical confrontation, you would win. Heaven knows how much further your brought that stupid augmentation experiment of yours, or even if you are still augmented. Vernette frowned. Vernette: Despite the fact you could kill me with a few well placed hits, that will never stop me from getting in your face, gun or no gun. I ain't afraid of you! cubanpete24 01-06-2010 10:57 PM Korman still had the flag to Vernette's face. Korman: Just for shit's and giggles I'm not pointing this flag down. NakedCrook 01-06-2010 11:03 PM Lyons: Oh Tina? Tidy up the place while I am gone! KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 11:04 PM i didn't make the mess you did NakedCrook 01-06-2010 11:07 PM Lyons: Clean it or no more sex! Lyons laughed KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 11:09 PM you wouldn't NakedCrook 01-06-2010 11:10 PM Lyons: Your right, I wouldn't Lyons laughs again. Lyons: I will see you later! Lyons heads to the bridge. KillerRabbit213 01-06-2010 11:13 PM good! then goes to sleepy land kenshin 01-07-2010 12:09 AM lance drops his gear in the barracks and follows the marine to the bridge. "admiral want to see you, something about meeting his soldiers personally. i dunno." the marine says lance nods his head. "understood." he says as he walks into the bridge and see's admiral sheperd milling about with his lieutenants. Infantry Girl 01-07-2010 12:29 AM What the hell is the flood! What the hell is going on!?!!? NakedCrook 01-07-2010 12:29 AM Delta: The flood...you have never heard of the flood? Are you serious? Infantry Girl 01-07-2010 12:31 AM No I don't what the hell it is!! Adam dropped the clip in his gun and slipped another one in. NakedCrook 01-07-2010 12:38 AM Delta: The flood is a parasitic life form. it consumes living matter and replicates at an unbelievable rate. A single flood form can destroy an entire populated world. If the flood escapes this planet and makes it to Earth, Earth could be lost! Any further questions? Infantry Girl 01-07-2010 12:41 AM You know what. I'll just go with it's a very a bad thing. Let's get outa here or whatever and when we get outa here alive we can talk about this. What happens now? NakedCrook 01-07-2010 12:45 AM Delta began to think. Delta: I have run into this infestation many times in my life. Fighting was never the answer! As a Brute, I hate to say it, but the only viable option is to run! We keep running, until we escape. Where we run to though, is a good question. cubanpete24 01-08-2010 04:37 PM Soap entered the armory. Once the door closed, he looked back, He saw his reflection in the very shiny door. He saw that he had a bandage over his chest, Soap rolled it off, He saw a square metal plate over his chest. crusted blood trimmed it. Soap then took a good look at his face. Soap: Jesus...... Soap had heavy bags under his eyes, and some minor scratches. Soap ignored it and walked over to where his armor was held. Soap gripped his smg tightly He set it down on the modification counter, and entered a code on the armory locker. the locker opened revealing Soap's new armor. Soap grinned. kenshin 01-08-2010 08:14 PM lance walks up to admiral sheperd. "reporting for duty sir." lance salutes. NakedCrook 01-08-2010 08:16 PM (Don't forget Kenshin, your guys cover name while under Sheoperd's command is...Roland Kitchener.) kenshin 01-08-2010 08:18 PM (i know just establishing lance is saying hi to sheperd undercover of course) cubanpete24 01-08-2010 08:26 PM Sheperd: Good! Good! good to see you, I've just lost my technichian, and star pilot, you, go find them Pronto! kenshin 01-08-2010 08:50 PM lance give sheperd a salute and walks away. "two seconds here and i'm already not liking it." lance mumbles. NakedCrook 01-08-2010 09:01 PM Vernette waited on Korman to finish rebooting the Doug AI. Vernette: Speed your bitch ass up! kenshin 01-08-2010 09:03 PM lance finds the technician looking at holo porn in his quarters. "dude, brass wants you." cubanpete24 01-08-2010 09:25 PM Korman it's done. Now in all honesty, I wanna get out of here. Korman held out his hand to shake Vernette's hand. NakedCrook 01-08-2010 09:27 PM Vernette looked at Korman's hand. Vernette: I hate you Korman... Vernette glared at Korman. Vernette: However, I know when I need to thank someone... Vernette lowered his gun and shook Korman's hand. Vernette: Get off my ship! cubanpete24 01-08-2010 09:43 PM Korman left the lab, and made his way to his vulture. kenshin 01-08-2010 10:10 PM "allright if i were a star pilot where would i be?" lance looks at a sign that says cafeterium. "thats answered my question." lance says aloud as he walks in and see's four men around a table playing cards each with a jumpuit that says pilot on the back. "any of you a star pilot?" lance asks cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:13 PM Pilot: Who? NakedCrook 01-08-2010 10:14 PM (I may make an officer on Shepherd's ship.) Another pilot raises his hand. Pilot: I'm a shit pilot! kenshin 01-08-2010 10:15 PM "i need a star pilot." lance says then picks up a few cards. "whats the game?" cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:17 PM (If possible, can you make the officer super super loyal? or something?) Soap put on his new armor. intercom: Soap to the bridge for mission briefing. Soap sprinted to the bridge. *meanwhile* A pilot crossed his arms nonchalontly, as if he wasn't acting like he was hiding the ONI emblem on his chest. Pilot We're playing blackjack, come play, We're just on break. kenshin 01-08-2010 10:20 PM lance looks around "these guys are hiding something." "yea i'm in." lance says as he sits down and reads his hand. "so who you guys?" NakedCrook 01-08-2010 10:20 PM (alirght, I will be mega loyal) Pilot: This is blackjack? I though this was 21! cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:21 PM Pilot: Ok, most important thing to know, is that all kings, queens, and jacks are worth 10. and your supposed to get to 21, without going over. Care to wager anything? Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:21 PM pilot:same thing retard! cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:24 PM Pilot: are you questioning my logic, when Greg here said "hit me" and you took it literally? kenshin 01-08-2010 10:24 PM "yea i got uh...." digs into pockets "300 dollars." lance see's the bickering "shut the hell up and play." Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:25 PM pilot:he was asking for it!.. literaly..... the pilot loked at the money pilot:I think hes in cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:27 PM Pilot: right. well you in or not? I bet my lunch money and my stomachs a' growling NakedCrook 01-08-2010 10:28 PM Pilot: I got my...dead wife's finger... A finger is thrown into the pile Pilot: That's got to be worth something! Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:29 PM pilot:depends what she used it for! the pilot threw in a 20$ bill cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:29 PM Pilot: I'd wager my wife's digit too, but too bad she got incinerated! The Pilot laughed awkwardly then quickly said something quietly. Pilot: I miss her. kenshin 01-08-2010 10:30 PM lance thrws his 300 hundred "so u guys mind if i ask you your names. i just uh....transfered." Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:31 PM pilot:im...bob... cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:32 PM Pilot: Pilot. He grabs all tha cards and shuffles them all professionally Pilot: take a seat my friend. the cards have an ONI symbol on the back of them, Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:34 PM bob:fucking ONI cards never last more than 10 games kenshin 01-08-2010 10:35 PM i aint in kansas anymore. i'm in hillbilly hell. lance sits down and grabsscans his cards. "so.........u boys shipped any cool interesting cargo lately?" Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:36 PM bob raised his hand then put it down bob:dont tell anybody, but i shipped a nova bomb a week ago cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:37 PM The pilot raised a brow. Pilot: What ONI cards. The pilot shuffles the cards again, The ONI symbols disappeard. (It's possible...apparently, magicians have done it, so...Pilot, the Pilot is a magician!) He passed out the cards, Once he gave one to Lance, it had a message on it. I know who you are Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:39 PM bob :hit me, not literaly kenshin 01-08-2010 10:40 PM lance reads the card but doesnt show any sign of fear. and slips the card back to pilot "its a joker." pilot reads it and it says meet me after game "no shit bob?" cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:40 PM The pilot put a card down. Pilot: 7 Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:41 PM bob:hit me cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:42 PM the pilot put a card down Pilot: 15 Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:44 PM bob:21 bitches! cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:46 PM The Pilot looked at Lance. Pilot: Your turn. kenshin 01-08-2010 10:48 PM lance smiles knowingly "hit me." NakedCrook 01-08-2010 10:48 PM Pilot: Is the objective to get past 21? Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:49 PM bob:no! it's to get as close to 21 without getting over! NakedCrook 01-08-2010 10:50 PM Pilot: Ohhh...well...I fold... The pilot drops a ton of cards that equaled 41 Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:50 PM bob:wait.. how did you get that with 2 hit mes? NakedCrook 01-08-2010 10:51 PM Pilot: Ummm...we are allowed to cheat right? cubanpete24 01-08-2010 10:52 PM The pilot slapped the other pilot. Killer 2 01-08-2010 10:52 PM bob:no! that called cheating!cheating bad!! kenshin 01-08-2010 11:00 PM lance chuckles and stares at pilot. "so u gonna hit me or what?" NakedCrook 01-08-2010 11:01 PM Pilot: This game sucks! Let's play something else! cubanpete24 01-08-2010 11:01 PM Pilot: that's what she said The pilot set down a card. Pilot: 8 kenshin 01-08-2010 11:01 PM "hit me"