Oh emm gee! THIS MADE me laugh soooo much!! LOL XD

WHAT’S YOUR NAME DELICATE? OHH! OHH! Umm..Yvonne. OH YVONNE? AW DAMN! HOLD UP! THAT’S A FRENCH *** NAME YVONNE! Yeah my lil croissant. Lil cheese, on my croissant. YEAH, mmmm! So LISTEN, Ca’I have yo numba? Could I have yo numba? Look, this is my day off and I just want to watch this movie…alone. I’m sorry. Oh ok, ok, no I get it, I get it. I respect that. ... So I can’t have it?? Uhh, no I just don’t give it out. Where’s your boyfriend? Oh my, wha—uh, who? Your boyfriend! Where your boyfriend at? Is he getting’ you refreshments? Is he tall? Is he gettin’ you Mike n Ikes? Oh, you like Mike n Ikes? Is he hefty? Is he comin’ back? Where your boyfriend? Where you boyfriend at? Where your boyfriend? Oh—uh I don’t, I don’t have a boyfriend. Oh you DON’T? Oh you DON’T have a boyfriend? Oh ok, ok, ok, dats coo, yeah. So LISTEN, umm, I was wonderin’, can I have yo numba? Can I have yo numba? No, I-I-I don’t give out my number…in theaters, where I’m about to watch a movie. Ohhh, oh ok, ok, dats coo, dats coo, I get it, you know. You-You all into ponderin’ like cinemas n make believes n celluloids. Yeah, yeah ok, ok, me too, me too, ok, yeah, yeah, I respect that. Yeah, keep doin’ your thing Miss Shallot. Miss Gene Shallot. Yeah, yeah that’s cute. So, uh, so listen, CA’I HAVE YO NUMBA? Could I have it? Could I have it? Could I please receive the secret code that if entered telephonically it will pass me through to you which means it will be your beautiful *** numba?

[Naked Crook]

lol

[Kairu]

Reading this made my brain hurtificate.