Boromir speaks of Winnipeg

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i kinda changed Boromir's speech about Mordor in The Fellowship Of The Ring to make fun of winnipeg. i thought it was pretty funny One does not simply walk into Winnipeg. It's streets are walked by more than just ordinary people. There are murderers there that do not sleep. And the beggars downtown are ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland. Riddled with snow and litter and crap roads. The very air you breathe can give your lungs frostbite. Not with ten thousand snowplows could you do this! It is folly!