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Sergai loads and cleans his rifle and pulls out his Magnum.

Sergai: Gunnery Sergeant, tell me something do you know why I clean my guns all the time?

Gunnery Sergeant: Of course to keep them in best condition so there are no mishaps.

Sergai: Wrong, when I clean my weapons it calms me, when I'm calm I feel better. However you were correct, but I clean my guns after every combat situation I encouter just because I should.

Gunnery Sergeant: Your accent its russian.

Sergai: Dah, I come from a long line of russian intelligence operatives. My ancestors were the leaders of the USSR KGB the most feared intelligence agency of the day. Now I fight for humanity, much like my ancestors did.

Gunnery Sergeant: Your proud of your heritage.

Sergai: Of course, are you proud of yours?

Gunnery Sergeant: I'm from a long line of losers.

Sergai: I see, well Gunny your no longer a loser, because if you die out there in combat, you will die with honor, because you fought for what you believed in, and you fought for our rights as a human to survive, there is no such thing as defeat.

Gunnery Sergeant: You got to be kidding me? We got our asses kicked.

Sergai: We didn't surrender, Nor will we. If we lose this battle, we better fucking make them remember how much it took to kill off the amount of marines in this complex.

Gunnery Sergeant: You don't have tell me, when it comes down to it, I'll tear their covenant mothers a new one.

Sergai: Good...

Sergai slaps the Gunny.

Gunnery Sergeant: What was that for?

Sergai: So you'd remember the day your family stopped being a long line of losers, and started to be heros.

Gunnery Sergeant: It didn't have to hurt so bad.

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