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Vernette folded is arms.

Dancar grunted.

Dancar: What do you want with me human?

Vernette: Human isn't my name...but it is close enough...

Vernette paused.

Vernette: I need you to do something very special for me. I have a very soecial job for you.

Dancar: I am not a merc like Mordecai...I am not someone to be hired out and recruited when you need something done. I do not accept bribes in the form of food. I have responsibilities here, and I take them very seriously. I doubt there is anything you could have me do that could compare to the importance of my work here.

Vernette was silent for a moment.

Vernette: How would you like to be Anaconda hmmm?

Dancer: Not interested...

Vernette: THaat answer is unacceptable...let me try again.

Vernette cleared his throat.

Vernette: How would you like to be Anaconda.

Dancar: Not interested...

Vernette frowned.

Vernette: Ok...gotta step back for a moment. Gotta think about this. You are not human...you won't respond like one...

Dancar folded his arms.

Vernette rubbed his chin and sighed.

Vernette: I need you to kill a whole ton of people for me. I am not picky on how you kill them. There are no rules...and you can keep killing until you get bored...

Dancar: Go on...

Vernette: I need you to become Anaconda. I want you to totally cut loose, and I want you to absolutly slauhter every member of The Trust you can find.

Dancar: The Trust. If I recall correctly...a rouge branch of your Government...

Vernette: In so few words...yes. They are becoming a problem...and I need someone with your...unmatched skill and expertise to deal with them.

Dancar grunted.

Vernette: Lets face it...someone like you...they wouldnt stand a chance.

Dancar: I am guessing this is a duet right?

Vernette: Naturally...

Dancar looked at Barrabus.

Dancar: What about the Hierarchy?

Barrabus: I will tell them you are on a vital assignment...one of such importance...that there was no other capable of carrying it through. They will know not to ask questions when they lern that this mission came directly from me. You need not worry.

Dancar: Hmmm...this is a very good deal for me.

Vernette: It is...

Dancar looked at Vernette.

Dancar: Alright human...you have a deal. Where do you need me?

Vernette: I have a vulture waiting out front. It will be taking me back to the Cloak and Dagger, in orbit. I can get you geared up and ready to go then. I can brief you on everything you need to know.

Dancar: I will wait for you there then...

Dancar turned and left the Hall of the Chieftain, making his way to the Vulture.

Barrabus: You know Vernette...you know way to much about how we think. You totally appealed to his ego...

Vernette: I am the head of the largest intelligence bureau in human history...I know a thing or two about making a convincing argument...and I need to know how people think. It is why I am so good at what I do.

Barrabus: Hmmm...when you say that...it makes me wonder if you have ever done that crap on me...

Vernette: Well...only a few times...only when I really needed to convince you of something.

Barrabus let out a sharp snarl.

Vernette: I'll take that as a compliment....

Barrabus: Only you could take something like THAT as a compliment...

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