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Nero walks to mess hall and sees a pretty girl and sits next to her

Nero: Hey Im Nero

Girl: Oh ya I heard the Captain talk about you your the drunk guy who fought with an AI now that was quality entertainment.

Nero: Well you know

Girl: Im married

Nero: He dont have to know

Girl: Oh thats charming

meanwhile:

Tylan wakes up and goes to the bar for a drink

Tylan: Ill have the usual

Bar Tender: Chocalate milk coming up

a few marines start to laugh

Marine: What a pussy drinking chocalate milk at a bar what are three

Tylan turns
Tylan: Well this pussy is your CO and you have earned yourself a court martial or would you like to apolgize and if Im correct this pussy can maroon your ass because now a threat.

Marines face turn white as snow

Marine: Understood sir sorry sir

Tylan: Your lucky Im a morning person.

Marine: Its afternoon sir

Tylan: Shit

tylan runs to the bridge

Marine: I need a chocalate milk

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