[Naked Crook]

Yes...Stolt...he sure is a bad-ass. Has he ever committed acts of terrorism? Nope Brought down a Government single handily Nope Relentlessly fought and won against an army that had him outgunned? Nope Has bested super soldiers in combat? Nope Has an unmatched expertise in a scientific field of study? Nope Withstood countless assaults, and beatings, only to come back for more? Nope Has enemies that threaten the very existence of your species? Nope Has friends that are among the few most dangerous people in the known galaxy? Nope Has died and came back to life...twice? Nope Foiled a false assassination attempt on your life, broke out of prison, and killed the mastermind behind the military coup d'etat? Nope Killed Mira on at least on occasion? Nope Commands his own ship? Nope Controls everyone with the strings on his fingers? Nope Forms military alliances with his enemies to kill his supposed allies? Nope Covers up the truth behind the destruction of entire planets? Nope Blows up massive capital ships using his mind and brilliance? Nope But he shoots water balloons at people in locker rooms and is considered a bungler in the military... Yep...he is bad-ass alright...