[MadMIkE]

MortalKombat:Shaolin Monks?! What?Dont know what this game is?Well I guess I'll have to review it!AND I FUCKING HATE DOING REVIEWS!TIME FOR AN ANGRY REVIEW KIDS! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Story ------ The story of MK:SM follows two of Mortal Kombat's Earthrealm champions.Kung Lao,and Liu Kang.After defeating Shang Tsung at his Mortal Kombat tournament(MK1)and escaping Goro's lair,the two are forced to embark on a journey to save Earthrealm from Shang Tsung.But they will soon find that there is a greater evil than Shang Tsung...(The leading up to MK3.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Gameplay ---------- First of all,this game NEGLECTS OUR NEED TO PLAY ARCADE!AND MULTIPLAYER!There is NO arcade mode!Sure there is a versus,but no arcade mode!Just a single player!That is guess what,FUCKING FRUSTRATING!I can almost guarantee you that the boss fights will take more than one try.So thats a con of this game.But lets move back on the real Gameplay.The graphics look pretty goddamn good for a PS2.The game was made in 2005,but it looks like a 2007 kind of game.Although there is always that cutscene glitch where some things in it are out of place.Like Ko-Op where both the players appear in front of a fatality cut-scene. There are a great deal of sekrets in this game,like MK2,and at least 200+ collectibles. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MK2 ------ I felt like,before I ended this review,I should make a whole segment of me ranting about this piece of shit,MK2.So feel free to skip to the verdict from this,but if you do I'll have to refer to you as a dick smack.Now MK2 is such a huge load of bull-fuck.All the A.I ever does is High punch.Here is the run-down of what the A.I does. 1st fight-All HP's. 2nd fight-2 Special Moves,and then all HP's. 3rd fight-4 Special Moves,SOMETIMES a LK,and then HP's. 4th fight-Dunno,havent made it that goddamn far! Seriously,I spent 3 and a half hours unlocking this thing,and I hate it!End.I hate MK2.TO THE VERDICT! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Verdict Lack of MP- Great graphics+ Story that makes since(If you thought about like I did)+ Too much pointless Concept art unlocks- Ridicoulsy hard to fight bosses(Kintaro goes right through my blocking!)- Fuck MK2--------------- ------------------- 6/10 Fair ---------------- Its a great game,it just got boring around the middle of the game,then became full on un-winnable.Then all the stupid unlocks,plus MK2.Fuck that shit.SO ENDS THE FIRST OF MANY ANGRY REVIEWS!