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Let me just apologize for my inactivity for the past couple days, I've been working on a French Project, where I had to film a skit in french.

What should have been a 2 day job....you know, 1 day to film, 1 day to edit and cut.

turned into a 5 day nightmare....

Because just my luck......I was paired with the stoner.

Now....Why did this seemingly simple skit take 3 days to film?

10 reasons
  1. Couldn't enunciate ANY of the words correctly
  2. He couldn't remember any of his lines, and he needed cue cards
  3. He was an all around pain, purposely messing up scenes by flipping off the camera
  4. Annoyed me, and my hawaiiwan friend with his anti-Jew bullshit
  5. Kept stalling the creative process, by proposing ridiculous ideas that could never work, without thousand dollar technology.
  6. Never contributed anything useful
  7. was a big baby, "IT'S TOO COLD!!!!!!" "IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT!" "I'm hungry NOW!...."
  8. Was annoying
  9. Was annoying
  10. Was annoying


However.....there is a silver lining to this.

Well, for you guys at least......well even then.

Ignorant things my Stoner [STRIKE]friend[/STRIKE] says

Stoner: All jews are terrible people....

Me: Jesus was a jew....

Stoner: Well yeah...But Jesus is a good jew, Actually, every jew mentioned in the bible, is a good jew.

Me: Even the ones that put him on the cross?

Stoner: Dude! Shut your mouth before Jesus smites you! You don't know ANYTHING about the bible!

*********

Stoner: Hey, you know you can fly right?

Me: How?

Stoner: If you jump off a building, you'll fly.

Me: Cool

Stoner: Cause when you break your head on the ground...You'll turn into an angel and fly into heaven.

Me: Isn't jumping off a roof committing suicide?

Doesn't.....committing suicide send you to hell?


Stoner: No....no.....no man....


I will post more things he says later, as new things come up

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